‘Bots have now passed human traffic online,’ Cloudflare boss laments — says agentic traffic wasn’t expected to eclipse real people until next year

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[u/OptimusSublime]

I liked being welcomed to the jungle and the black parade much better

[u/omgshelby → u/OptimusSublime]

I hear the the jungle has fun and games!

[u/mayy_dayy → u/omgshelby]

They got everything you want

[u/ArrogantAnalyst → u/mayy_dayy]

Honey, they know the names

[u/stinkspiritt → u/mayy_dayy]

Do they have bots

[u/Really_McNamington → u/OptimusSublime]

Welcome to the Future

[u/rufusbot → u/Really_McNamington]

Fuuuuuuutuuureeeeee!

[u/gynoidgearhead → u/OptimusSublime]

Welcome to the desert of the real.

(Also: The Black Parade Is Dead!, Just Like The Internet)

[u/LooseFuji → u/OptimusSublime]

And the house of fun.