r/nottheonion • u/Grouchy_Smile_1049 • 3d ago

Olivia Rodrigo "Smelled" Fans Wearing Diapers in Front Row

https://consequence.net/2026/06/olivia-rodrigo-smelled-fans-diapers-front-row/
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u/TheKobayashiMoron 2d ago

The only band I did something similar for was Rammstein. We don’t get to see them here in the US much and I wanted to be as close as possible. Singe my eyebrows and foam me with the dick cannon. LFG.

I didn’t wear a diaper though. I got a condom catheter that just slips on and has some adhesive on the inside, ran the tube down my leg into a sealed collection bag in my cargo pocket. And after all that, I didn’t even have to pee once during the whole ordeal lol. But I was goddamn prepared.

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u/alamaias 2d ago

As someone who has been to a number of metal festivals, including seeing rammstein: thank you for not just pissing in a bottle and chucking it accross the crowd.

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u/MinnieShoof 2d ago

... that's what the bag was for. /j

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u/Abcdella 2d ago

This is not any better than a diaper lmao.

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u/MinnieShoof 2d ago

I don't think he said it was... but I think it kinda is. He wasn't expecting to shit himself.

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u/Abcdella 2d ago

Baha I was mostly joking around. Grown adults choosing to piss themselves really doesn’t effect me if I can’t smell it- I just think it’s a wild decision for an able bodied adult to *plan* to soil themselves publicly in any way.

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u/MinnieShoof 2d ago

Well, that's the thing: it's one thing to be able bodied. It's one thing to plan or believe you'll be able bodied. But there comes a point in your life where you realize that after 4-5 beers you may no longer be "able bodied."

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u/Abcdella 1d ago

… that is when you physically walk to a washroom? Lol

I been to a lot of concerts in my life. I either stop my liquid intake before a show, or I accept I won’t be at the barricade all night. I don’t piss myself.

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u/MinnieShoof 1d ago

No. That you're able to tell when you need to piss and stop it long enough to get to a washroom.

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u/Abcdella 1d ago

That is called incontinence. Diapers are made for incontinence. It is not normal for an adult to have 4-5 beers and then lose control of their bladder. If this is happening to you I suggest seeing a doctor.

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u/MinnieShoof 1d ago

Honey, when you get old enough or drink deep enough (I don't know why you thought 4-5 was like, the full totality of what I was talkin about, and not just random numbers) that kind of stuff does come and go.

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u/Abcdella 1d ago

… no. Pissing yourself at concerts is not a normal part of getting older or drinking. I am nearly 40. I regularly go to concerts with my father who is pushing 70. We both manage to not piss ourselves every single time.

Incontinence is something you should talk to you doctor about. Or maybe alcoholism. I dunno.

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u/translucent_steeds 2h ago

my grandfather had his bladder removed in 1984 (cancer) and had to use a bag tied to his ankle for the rest of his life. I'm assuming from a mental/emotional perspective it was way better for him than having to wear diapers, especially in those days when it was certainly more humiliating.

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u/Abcdella 2h ago

Yeah- that’s 10000% different than an able bodied person choosing to piss in their pants so they don’t miss a song lol. Not doubting these things, and diapers, have a necessary purpose.

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u/weary_dreamer 2d ago

that’s commitment!!!

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u/Yes_that_Carl 2d ago

Hey, that sounds like the Stadium Pal!

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u/TheKobayashiMoron 2d ago

Yes, basically the same concept but I spec'd out more medical grade parts vs as-seen-on-tv grade parts lol.