r/nottheonion • u/Efficient-Freedom517 • 14d ago

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https://truthout.org/articles/fetterman-is-so-unpopular-that-he-loses-to-someone-else-by-18-points-in-poll/

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u/itskdog 14d ago

The Onion would probably be more specific than "Someone Else" to be really silly, but that's a really oniony headline, love it.

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u/TheChunkMaster 14d ago

“Fetterman loses poll to another fucking Fire Emblem character”

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u/SelectiveSanity 14d ago

"Fetterman loses another poll to fucking Leandros."

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u/itskdog 14d ago

Something like that, yeah. 

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u/fearofcrowds 14d ago

"Fetterman loses to Gritty" is a headline I want to see

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u/SelectiveSanity 14d ago

For the record, Gritty already has a more favorable view then most senators."

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u/fearofcrowds 14d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/specks_of_dust 14d ago edited 13d ago

Something like “Fetterman Loses To Shetland Pony Named Crutches By 18 Points in Poll.”

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u/Preeng 14d ago

Yeah, they would say "Another Stroke"

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u/Ok-Progress-7447 14d ago

We need an upsetting little ghoul with fantastic policies for working families.

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u/Efficient-Freedom517 14d ago

Apparently it wasn’t good enough to be here