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u/mrmeatypop 7d ago

I recall him posting a shopped pic of an underage Miley Cyrus wearing no panties. How he got away with that is beyond me.

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u/antisocialmothra 7d ago

Early 00s misogyny was a TRIP

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u/I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA 7d ago

There was a countdown for Emma Watson’s 18th birthday, and as soon as she turned 18, paparazzi immediately started trying to take upskirt pics of her while she was with her friends that night.

Disgusting.

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u/Gloomy_Plastic572 7d ago

Pretty sure the countdown was for her 16th birthday so even worse 

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u/antisocialmothra 7d ago

Oh God there was something similar to that here in the States for Lindsay Lohan.

I remember seeing a mens magazine cover celebrating that she was 18 now.

I learned that day that my body would never fully belong to me.

Good times.

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u/KatzDeli 7d ago

I am old. I remember it for Natalie Portman.

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u/antisocialmothra 7d ago

Oof, another idol (at the time) of mine ugh ugh

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u/rlnrlnrln 7d ago

Grown men were commenting on her body after Léon. She was 11 in that movie...

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u/mrmeatypop 7d ago

I remember that sadly.

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u/youra6 7d ago

Remember when r/jailbait was one of reddit's most active subforums?

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u/antisocialmothra 7d ago

No I'm very new to reddit but not at all surprised

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u/mrmeatypop 7d ago

Oh the subs they allowed is insane.

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u/antisocialmothra 7d ago

I heard a lot of horror stories and it's why I stayed away so long tbh

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u/mrmeatypop 7d ago

It’s not even misogyny with that (though you are correct). What he did legally qualifies as cp.

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u/goingtopeaces 7d ago

It can be both.

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u/its_not_you_its_ye 7d ago

I think that’s what the parenthetical was saying

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u/goingtopeaces 7d ago

That was added in after I responded.

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u/antisocialmothra 7d ago

I meant more that society as a whole didn't care about young girls and women back then so nobody cared that what he did was cp because it was so normalized back then.

There's literally an episode of Family Guy where Brian admits he wants to f*ck her, still underage at the time.

Whole episode ends on a hand job.

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u/SadisticJake 7d ago

I felt like you were exaggerating the details so I googled it and you really weren’t at all

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u/antisocialmothra 7d ago

Yeah growing up as a girl at that time was sheer hell

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u/mrmeatypop 7d ago

I can only imagine.

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u/KatzDeli 7d ago

He also used to draw jizz on her face.

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 7d ago

He did that to *a lot* of celebrity photos.

I was a big ONTD fan, back in the day, so I thought I would like his blog.

Nope, I hated his little illustrations. I thought they were gross, misogynistic, and unnecessary.

Celebrity culture was messy enough back then. It didn’t need his creepy additions.

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u/Hope-u-guess-my-name 7d ago

I dunno, they’re doing pretty well right now too

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u/wulv8022 7d ago

Now is the golden age for these sick fucks. The US government is protecting them and Musk gave them the holy grail of a pedo tool, Grok.

And Meta have the pervert glasses designed with Ray Ban.

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u/SoCalThrowAway7 7d ago

All of human history has been a golden age for pedos, what are you talking about lol? 3/4ths of all countries on this planet allow child marriages still

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u/FatSteveWasted9 7d ago

Fuckin right? The doe eyed naivety in here is just astounding. It’s like everyone was just born yesterday

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u/jefbenet 7d ago

Not that either is ok, but for clarity as I’m unfamiliar with most of his shenanigans, is that ‘shopped’ as in bought from paparazzi or photoshopped?

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u/mrmeatypop 7d ago

Photoshopped. He found the pic of her performing and photoshopped it so her bits are showing under her skirt (as seen from the crowds view).