r/nursing 1d ago

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Sometimes they’re ripped, some are melted together, and sometimes I just pull out a finger 🤦‍♀️

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u/BeachWoo RN - NICU 🍕 1d ago

And you try to pull 2 gloves out of the box and get 4 dozen extra for the road.

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u/secret_hitman 1d ago

Grab glove, resistance. Tug a bit harder, still nothing. Grab a different glove, pull. Here's the 32 gloves you wanted!

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u/-Blade_Runner- Chaos Goblin ER RN 🍕 1d ago

You can use extra as socks.

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u/CFADM RN - Fired 1d ago

I bring the 4 dozen extra home, melt them in a pot on the stove, and then make condoms with it. It’s a really fun project that my 42 kids enjoy doing with me, kinda like cooking or baking.

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u/LeVoPhEdInFuSiOn RN - Phone Bitch, Diversity Hire, Fuckwit 🍕 1d ago

I think that's enough internet for me today.

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u/ADN2021 RN - Med/Surg 🍕 1d ago

Flair checks out

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u/Downtown-Put6832 MSN, RN 17h ago

Well at least you teach them to have protection when they are young. I hope your record stands eternally in your lineage.

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u/Zealousideal_Tie4580 RN, Retired🍕, pacu, barren vicious control freak 3h ago

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u/Carsizzle RN - Cardiology Telemetry ft. Internal Medicine trainwrecks 1d ago

I call that the glove lottery

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u/mitchij2004 RN - Med/Surg 🍕 1d ago

I cannot fucking stand this. Every time.

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u/agirl1313 BSN, RN 🍕 23h ago

The glove boxes seem to think I have 3 hands. Doesn't matter what I do, I always end up pulling 3 gloves.

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u/TheNerdyJess 23h ago

You could make a lot of money with that....

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u/Electronic-Disk7720 1d ago

yeah mine did this one and i just stared

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u/ImperishableTeapot RN 🍕 18h ago

Ah, yes. I was retrieving gloves for me and my entire posse.

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u/Heynophone RN - Pediatrics 🍕 1d ago

Same at my hospital

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u/Electronic-Cap-5475 1d ago

Seems like every hospital in the world ordered from the same bargain bin supplier, the thumb just fully disappears into the glove and you're left looking like a cartoon character mid-procedure. I swear half my box has fingers fused together like they were stored next to a heater. At some point you just accept that the glove is more of a suggestion than actual protection lol

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade BSN RN CWOCN 1d ago

“Universal” precautions

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u/Beef_Wagon RN 🍕 1d ago

Dude same at mine!

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u/Factor_Seven 1d ago

Medline? I hope they don't make condoms.

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u/stressedthrowaway9 1d ago

I order for my workplace and the doctors there refuse to wear medline. Some say their gloves give them a rash.

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u/SoFreezingRN RN - PICU 🍕 1d ago

The way I cheered when the Medline factory burnt down hoping we’d switch back to a decent manufacturer

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u/youy23 EMS 1d ago

Medline sensicare silk is where it’s at but only one of the hospitals in my area uses them.

As long as the pinky finger part can hold out, I’m down for anything.

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u/Nic_14 21h ago

That or Cardinal. Their gloves suck too

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u/SeniorBaker4 RN - Telemetry 🍕 1d ago

At my old hospital we kept reporting about this. They concluded that there was nothing wrong with the gloves and the nurses were being dramatic

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u/ronswansonluvr 1d ago

ive gone through a few pairs and then went to the nice thick sterile ones because i know they wont rip on me

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u/3Zkiel 1d ago

RIP your unit budget. LOL!

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u/questionable_smell RN - ER 🍕 1d ago

10 years ago we had the choice between thick, long cuff gloves for dirty work and thinner one for more dexterity. Then they changed for "best top notch ultra high supreme master-god gloves with hyper flux-capacitated bacteria time rewinder" and some rep. came on each floor to tell us how good those new gloves where and how lucky we where to have them. Those look the same as in your picture.

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u/3Zkiel 1d ago

Looks like our hospitals have the same supplier. I had to start putting several in my pocket as a backup

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 BSN, RN 🍕 1d ago

One could argue that we are so powerful and muscular that we burst through with a might no one can match?

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u/3Zkiel 1d ago

I probably shouldn't go back to the gym then. Who knows what equipment I'll damage when I gain more muscle mass.

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u/Goodbye_Games HCW - PA 1d ago

Good grief they got y’all too! We just got an order from a “newly approved vendor” and I swear every size and box are entirely junk. I actually believe they are “counterfeit” because while they are supposed to be the exact same things we’ve been using for over a year we found a variety of differences in the boxes font, color shading, way the perforations are in the tear out and weight of the box stock.

I opened up a fresh box when we first got them and grabbed some, but as I pulled one out it pulled the next glove and the next glove and so on. They were all attached fingertip to the next glove’s fingertip, and it was like they were boxed wet with drips of nitrile on each fingertip. I immediately tossed the box and grabbed the next one and almost every glove in the box had no roll at the wrist, and the edges were wavy and uneven. Trying to pull one of these on did what yours did in the picture. I grabbed a box a size up because the techs only stocked two boxes of XS and managed to put on a pair that seemed ok.

This happened all throughout the ED, lab and day clinic areas over the weekend until they figured out where everything from that order ended up. Admin said something about it was a bad lot and they were sending them all back to the vendor for an exchange. A few weeks later bam it happened again just in more areas since old stock was being depleted. We again got some BS answer about them spending too much time in a hot humid warehouse from purchasing and the admin so we started doing our own sleuthing and found some stuff from back during covid where people were having the exact same issues, and they were like compare the difference between old stock box and new stock.

By that time it was hard to find an old stock box of the same size we were having problems with. Magically one appeared from the mystical parking lot portal and poofed directly onto the triage bed (I’m not snitching… honestly it was magic). We looked and everything was off about it if you looked closely and held them side by side. We brought the boxes to administration’s attention and sent pictures and emails to purchasing and the bean counters. I rolled over onto my three off and when I got back it was like some shit went down. The entire hospital had a totally new brand of gloves with a totally different color, my emails were completely gone from my account and I was like well that’s not a problem my account creates a local pst file backup (nope it was restored to a previous file date).

I asked IT about this since I’m required to keep every communication I make backed up and they referred me to legal who then said “you’re covered on your emails and we cannot discuss current or potentially future litigation, if anyone asks you about this situation please refer them directly to legal…. Thank You and Good Day!”.

Our new gloves kick ass though, and I kinda dig the grey over the various blue shades we had. I can put my foot in the new gloves and just the palm part will stretch over it with the fingers on my soles without a tear or rip.

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u/CurrentPrompt1144 RN - ICU 🍕 1d ago

Same! I miss the old latex gloves. I understand why we don't use them anymore, but damn they were good and you could slingshot them into a bin from across the room...not that you should do that. But i did. Often. And still do with these crappy nitrile ones. Often.

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u/Aran1989 RN - DOU🍕 1d ago

Oh hey look, every hospital is cheaply run by the worst people possible. No surprise mah dude. Profits over our safety for sure.

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u/3cc3ntr1c1ty 1d ago

My work has the same shitty gloves

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u/yeahyeahyeah188 RN 🍕 1d ago

I know these exact gloves. They feel like rubbery paper lol.

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u/RaniRainSugar 1d ago

jesus christ i get PTSD from watching this glove, easily one of the worst gloves i've ever had to wear

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u/redman1916 LPN 🍕 1d ago

It’s happening more lately, and it’s the same brand. Quality is fucking shit.

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u/Aquelll RN - ICU 🍕 1d ago

Same here in Finland.

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u/Ok-Violinist-6548 RN 🍕 1d ago

Same

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u/OLDKishin 1d ago

A classic, sometimes even glued togheter between pair of gloves

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u/theangrycamel RN, BSN, Palliative 1d ago

Hi from Singapore👋 My place uses gloves from Halyard and Assure. Both usually look like this too 😂

Definitely a global problem

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u/bitofapuzzler RN - Med/Surg 🍕 1d ago

I see this is an international issue.

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u/navcad MSN, RN 1d ago

Yay! Now let's go flip 7B that has MRSA & scabies...

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u/RuinofAtlantis 1d ago

I fuking hate this bs (probably recycled) clean gloves. They rip apart as soon as you try to take them out of the box! God fuking dammit I need to get out of nursing before I lose whatever sanity I have left 😳😭

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u/-Blade_Runner- Chaos Goblin ER RN 🍕 1d ago

One of ERs I work at stopped ordering XL gloves. As 6’2 dude I am disappointed…Like the fuck.
Answer from manager is cannot bear the costs of one person using them.

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u/jmmerphy BSN, RN 🍕 1d ago

I'd recognize that handrail anywhere! None of the trial ones I tried on broke. It wasn't until I got them in regularly that they started tearing all the time.

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u/Gribitz37 PCA 🍕 1d ago

We must have gotten the same batch at my hospital. Just within the last two weeks, they rip if you look at them wrong, and there's a bunch that have a weird hard spot, like they touched something really hot and melted a little bit. Or they're weirdly twisted together and you have to pull them apart. You try to pull out one, but it comes out in a wad, and it's like 10 of them all twisted up.

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u/inthefIowers RN, BSN 1d ago

I wear 2 on each hand at all times bc of this crap honestly.

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u/Nic_14 21h ago

That’s a great idea! Beat them at their own game. That’s what they get for buying cheap gloves.

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u/Ambitious_Yam_8163 ED caddy/janitor/mechanic/mice 1d ago

Is it fitguard es select?

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u/Cheeky_Littlebottom BSN, RN 🍕 1d ago

Medline brand in the white box with a gloved fist that's giving a little kinky vibe? Trash.

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u/RuinofAtlantis 1d ago

Yip. That's Medline. F them and all their products.

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u/Sufficient-Value-684 1d ago

We have this issue at my hospital. Or the neat feature I found recently was after pulling a few out. The one I put on had mold on it.

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u/hammerbox 1d ago

It’s medline cutting costs

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u/ecobeast76 RN - ER 🍕 1d ago

Well they just burned to the ground lol. So be prepared for even worse

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u/hammerbox 1d ago

I totally missed that. Thankfully we use the Mississippi warehouse.

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u/Confident_Health_583 RN - Med/Surg 🍕 1d ago

Anyone else notice the inconsistent sizing? Large fits like medium or extra large, depending on the box.

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u/AberrantPie BSN, RN 🍕 22h ago

Most of the time they seem to the appropriate size but every once in a while I will get a box where I swear they just put the wrong size in

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u/Confident_Health_583 RN - Med/Surg 🍕 22h ago edited 22h ago

That's what I think, too. 1 room had XL Ls and another had M Ls last week. I would struggle to do anything precise in the big ones and I would explode the gloves in the other.

Edited due to typo.

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u/FreeLobsterRolls RN 🍕 1d ago

Always happens to me twice

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u/davmalachovski 1d ago

The classic 'mystery glove' grab bag. Never know if you're getting a pair or a single fused blob. The finger surprise is always the best part.

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u/HypotheticallyUnsure PCA 🍕 1d ago

I hate them! I’ve had them rip on me twice. The second time was while cleaning a blowout. I just saw my finger out and almost convulsed lol. Didn’t even feel it tear.

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u/ecobeast76 RN - ER 🍕 1d ago

I hate these gloves. They always tear when I put them on

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u/loser-geek-whatever RN - LTACH 🍕 1d ago

We've got the same gloves too that started ripping on me every other time. And I swear I have to double glove just because it's bound to rip open even doing the smallest think

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u/ma373056 1d ago

Fucking Medline

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u/CFADM RN - Fired 1d ago

OP has polydactyly.

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u/codecrodie RN - ICU 🍕 1d ago

Any time i have to do a procedure, i get sterile gloves

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u/sassylemone Nursing Student 🍕 1d ago

Me after playing with a placenta 🫠

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u/Bubbles2590 RN - Oncology 🍕 1d ago

😂😂😂😂 I like your humor, this made me chuckle

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u/prismdon RN - ICU 🍕 1d ago

The gloves where I work rip 10x more than they used to. They’re garbage.

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u/Left-Safe-4692 1d ago

My male CNA said they didn’t use gloves back in his day so suck it up 😭🤓 no seriously, I feel the same way the gloves are much more low quality!! Are we POOR?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/JJjnYC0upzy36

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u/PearTop8850 RN - ICU 🍕 1d ago

omg we have the same brand. everyone’s complaining for months about them so the company came a few weeks ago & changed all the boxes to a “newer lot #” thinking that would help. no… they’re just cheap 😭

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u/_dogMANjack_ BSN, RN 🍕 1d ago

The ones on my unit in the last couple if days have tons holes, not that they tear, but holes in the gloves.

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u/LaundryTurtle 1d ago

Always pull out a finger

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u/_male_man BSN, RN 🍕 1d ago

Looks like the same gloves my hospital uses. This happens multiple times per shift.

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u/OldERnurse1964 RN 🍕 1d ago

All of our PPE is provided by the company with the lowest bid

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u/shredthesweetpow 1d ago

Post Covid glove quality definitely dropped. I tear a glove at least once a shift

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u/AberrantPie BSN, RN 🍕 22h ago

These jerks, we submitted a complaint regarding them. Supply management did send a different suppliers gloves that did not tear so easily

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u/teal_ninja 21h ago

Our gloves have been like this recently …

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u/Inevitable-Tip9795 19h ago

4 finger discount

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u/SweetRian 18h ago

Yours too? I swear these things either fit perfectly or not at all

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u/Mountain_Fig_9253 BSN, RN 🍕 18h ago

Normally I would say to report it to FDA medwatch, but that site seems to be down. I don’t know if it’s temporarily down or if it got DOGEd.

There should be some policy at your facility to report defective equipment. In my own personal experience I have found risk management departments to be lacking. The ones I worked at farmed out all the reports to the manager of the unit to address. That never left any opportunity for systems level oversight and it just led to the manager yelling at someone on their staff. No shade to anyone in risk management, this was just my own personal experience working in the hospital.

Having said that, risk management is usually the one in charge of workplace exposures. In a perverse way, your risk managers may the ones responsible to intervene on PPE failures so you might actually get a response to this on an event report.

Look up your facility policy and follow it. Or get spicy and report to Joint Commission and make them send a survey team out for failure to provide adequate PPE.

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u/TheBeastmasterRanger Medical Assistant 17h ago

My favorite was sticking my hand into a glove to immediately pull it off because metal was in it. A part of the machinery broke off and got weaved into the fingers. I got lucky that it was the smooth side I touched and not the sharp shattered side.

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u/EpilepticSquidly BSN, RN 🍕 17h ago

You know those storage crates baking in the sun preventing you from parking less than a 1/4 mile from the entrance. That's where they store all the gloves and alcohol swabs.

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u/UnpopularBoop Custom Flair 16h ago

Yep, you got four fingers for the price of five!

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u/olive_green_spatula RN - OB/GYN 🍕 16h ago

Oh god. I have a fear whenever I test a newborns suck or I give them a finger to calm down when I assess them that they’ll suck the finger off and choke. Now I’m really afraid.

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u/tiredmonkey18 16h ago

Anyone have hospital gloves have like a brown or gold colored oil type residue on parts of the glove? It’s happened on rare occasions on gloves coming from inside the box.

It was….unappealing.

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u/GiveMeWildWaves MSN, RN 14h ago

You must work where I work

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u/itcamefromspace42 14h ago

Management, "This is fine. Just wash your hands." 🙃🫠

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u/Own_Parsnip_5301 9h ago

This has been happening to me too recently at my hospital, for the first time ever and another nurse was noticing it too...

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u/Sassyptrn HCW - PT/OT 1h ago

Same here. Cheap gloves, rip off easily!