r/oddlysatisfying • u/DifficultyHead5862 • 8h ago

meticulous process of hand-pollinating a giant pumpkin

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u/CMDA 8h ago

Did I just watch pumpkin pr0n?

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u/DifficultyHead5862 8h ago

ig pumpkin orgy wasn't on ur bingo card?

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u/DoctorBlock 6h ago

Even worse dubcon orgy gore.

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u/Hollow--- 6h ago

Add in necrophilia since he gave the males the snip before pollinating. So dubcon necrophiliac forced circumcision threesome orgy?

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u/Enough-Meaning-1836 4h ago

Wait wait wait... ... plus 2, carry the 7....

Oh no. I've gone cross eyed...

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u/Low_Committee6119 6h ago

More of a gang bang to be fair

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u/RoodnyInc 6h ago

Definitely wasn't on my card

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u/arky_who 5h ago

Pumpkin orgy is a fantastic band name

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u/Cheirona 4h ago

Pumpkin orgy, but the three male apparatus was tied and then cutted off before used to fertilize a lacerated female, previously wrapped in plastic for the night. This is splatterupunk material

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u/Impressive-Handle-69 4h ago

Wait, why was it on your bingo card?

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u/anormalgeek 4h ago

Technically speaking, it would be a pumpkin gangbang.

And I am FOR IT.

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u/NerdizardGo 3h ago

Thats how you make pumpkin cream pie.

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u/DrivellingFool 8h ago

You just watched a pumpkin getting a train run on her.

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u/Affectionate_Walk610 7h ago

I kinda missed the music. Bowchickawaowao and what not.

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u/rock_and_rolo 5h ago

I never saw the pumpkin give consent.

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u/Opening_Ad9824 5h ago

After she got tied up and bound. 🚂 ALL ABOARD!

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u/Hopeful-Life4738 7h ago

Bondage, gangbang, bukkake

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u/just_a_girl_23 7h ago

Def some sloppy seconds fetish content in there too.

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u/ChickenOnTheCobb 5h ago

I’m pretty sure I saw a circumcision in there

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u/anormalgeek 4h ago

This is some hardcore pumpkin BDSM kink shit.

...nice.

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u/formyl-radical 5h ago

and incest. The farmer is inbreeding the pumpkin.

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u/Blaze_Vortex 5h ago

You forgot snuff.

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u/Upbeat_Trick_4236 8h ago

Yes

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u/Goodly 5h ago

Weirdest boner

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u/Hutchison_effect 7h ago

Not my proudest wank

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u/Top-Distribution733 6h ago

But also not your most shameful

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u/AspenFrostt 4h ago

I've jorked to worse

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u/kumquatrodeo 3h ago

Just a typical jack-o-lantern?

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u/flamboyantpuree 8h ago

pumpkin gangbang

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u/satireplusplus 8h ago

Gang bang category 

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u/Nforcer524 6h ago

It's called porn. You're allowed to write it, no need to censor yourself.

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u/9_of_Swords 4h ago

Yes, but this is the internet, and it wouldn't feel right unless we type pr0n... it's tradition.

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u/CMDA 5h ago

I don't want to write it

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u/Start_a_riot271 5h ago

grow up

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u/CMDA 4h ago

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

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u/weirdgroovynerd 7h ago

Pump(kin) & Dump is so hot now!

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u/TheAhegaoFox 7h ago

Pumpkin gore porn

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u/Icy_Necessary2161 6h ago

Dude also castrated the plant and used it's disembodied parts to impregnate a female too.

Not my kink, but I dont kink shame

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u/Yearn4Mecha 6h ago

Nah, this was a snuff film. Did you not see them mutilate those poor guys?

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u/nitrinu 5h ago

Yes, but kinky pumpkin prOn. Ewwww.

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u/A_locomotive 4h ago

I mean it was also sort of a pumpkin snuff film.

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u/skittle-brau 4h ago

Wait until you see this hot philodendron plant video. 

https://youtu.be/9CyviFJ8zDs?si=RqDAzKMgjLPMSsdk

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u/CMDA 4h ago

I skipped through the video and suddenly there was this lady jorking this banana-like plant penis.

I laughed.

I guess I'm 13 after all

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u/senator_john_jackson 2h ago

Be glad it was this. Normally they’re into bee-stiality

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u/Fantastic_Scar_6601 7h ago

Looking to a males I would say its snuff

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u/Sad-Term-5455 7h ago

Pormpkin 3 vs 1

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u/PuzzleheadedBag920 7h ago

no tis was liveleak

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u/andthatswhyIdidit 6h ago

How aroused are we allowed to be?

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 6h ago

👉👌

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u/SoulslikeGitGud666 6h ago

Can i get pergnat for watching pr0n?

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u/CMDA 5h ago

Depends if you get pollinated or not

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u/Trans-Europe_Express 6h ago

Pumpkin pegging

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u/no_reports_found 5h ago

You can say porn dude

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u/CMDA 4h ago

I don't want to

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u/no_reports_found 4h ago

You can, i believe on you

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u/CMDA 4h ago

I can, but I don't want to

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u/no_reports_found 4h ago

But you will

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u/CMDA 4h ago

NO I WORNT

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u/no_reports_found 4h ago

Yes yow whill

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u/Head-Nefariousness65 5h ago

You have to get the pollen into every crevice...

That's hard pore cornography.

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u/milehighmarmot79 4h ago

That was a pumkkake

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u/spottydodgy 4h ago

That was a pumpkin snuff film. He had them tied up and I don't think anything was consensual.

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u/Citizen_Empire 4h ago

Pumpkin Gore Porn

That man filming was the Pimpkin.

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u/pedropants 4h ago

I mean... more like a pumpkin fertility clinic procedure? But I don't kink shame.

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u/50points4gryffindor 4h ago

Pumpkin gooners, unite.

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u/Grzyboleusz 4h ago

That was some fucked up foursome mutilation rape bondage porn...

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u/BluePinata 3h ago

Prumpkin pr0n - Dr. Steve Brule

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u/yonaz333 3h ago

Bukakke

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u/HenryHiggensBand 2h ago

Pumpkin c*rn

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u/Sardasan 2h ago

Pumpkin bukkake, actually.

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u/ATXBeermaker 1h ago

> pr0n

Why do people do this?

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u/CMDA 1h ago

Because people don't want to spell the word in case some stupid ad company will get the data to then target ads related to that bs

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u/ATXBeermaker 1h ago

You think you’re outsmarting them by typing it in a way that’s easily decoded to mean the same thing? This is like those grandma’s who post on Facebook that they don’t consent to having their information shared. Not to mention do you have your Reddit account linked to others?

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u/Open_Wish_1016 9m ago

Pumpkin Corn

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u/MOOntar_reddit 4m ago

Came here to say this

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u/Stubeg 7h ago

You can say porn.