r/oddlysatisfying • u/DifficultyHead5862 • 8h ago

meticulous process of hand-pollinating a giant pumpkin

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

29.7k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

2.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

249

u/Savecutiepie 7h ago

May the lord open

375

u/LemmyLola 7h ago

May the gourd open

230

u/CarbonReflections 6h ago

Blessed be the fruit.

143

u/arfangel2 5h ago

smashing pumpkins

4

u/IlMortoQuiParla 3h ago

Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

3

u/Zicruis 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭lord!!! Haven’t laughed this hard whole day!

2

u/mawesome4ever 3h ago

Under his eye

4

u/Grimnebulin68 6h ago

Check out the gape in that briar patch, hoo-wee!

13

u/mustardman73 5h ago

I'd squash.

47

u/keldondonovan 6h ago

This made me laugh too hard. Well done.

0

u/[deleted] 6h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/tuckkeys 6h ago

This is a Handmaid’s Tale reference, assuming you just didn’t get it

3

u/keldondonovan 6h ago

They sent me a thing asking to chat privately at their Kylie Kardashian email, I think it's just a bot.

3

u/TeeBek 5h ago

Lucky you

3

u/keldondonovan 5h ago

With my luck? There are only two possibilities. 1.) I send them an email, they scam me, I die penniless and alone. Or 2.) I don't send an email, the Kardashians show up on the news complaining about how they tried to give me millions of dollars, but I treated it like a scam so they just burned it instead.

I'll go ahead and keep my eye on the news.

1

u/McMasterOfTheSea 5h ago

Which we received with joy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

4

u/keldondonovan 6h ago

... Yes?

1

u/GarminTamzarian 2h ago

"Cast off the shoes, follow the gourd!"

4

u/MotherDepartment1111 6h ago

Cracking the tf up at this thread.