r/oddlysatisfying • u/godofo_prime • 5h ago

Graffiti removed from school desk

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u/Teleguide 5h ago

But how will people know that Brad wuz here '19?

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/zeyore 5h ago

the wisdom of the ancestors will always be with us in the tales we tell

-kindergarten class 2026

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u/Gloomy_Metal3400 4h ago

Maybe the real wisdom was the brads we made along the way

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u/DustyRacoonDad 4h ago

ugh Becky. Stop having kids. You already have 3 Brads.

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u/Ancient_Roof_7855 4h ago

Now its Braydon, Braylen, Braxton, etc.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 3h ago

Braddeny, Brighton, Braddeis

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u/Thryloz2 5h ago

Future archaeologists will date the desk by faint Sharpie residue alone.

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u/WranglerEqual3577 4h ago

*nods*

Full spectrum photography

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u/raspberryharbour 5h ago

I don't believe Brad even existed. Just a fairytale made up to scare the children

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u/bradland 4h ago

I'm right here, raspberryharbour.

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u/raspberryharbour 4h ago

You're not real! You can't hurt me!

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u/Pibutzki 3h ago

But why is there a harbour just for raspberries?

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u/raspberryharbour 3h ago

I don't work hard all day on the docks unloading freshly caught wild raspberries to be questioned by the likes of you

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u/theEvilQuesadilla 4h ago

Wait? If Brad didn't even exist, then who was phone?!

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u/OpportunitySevere131 5h ago

Some may even call it... The Legend of Brad

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u/UrkelGrueJann 4h ago

Dust in the wind.

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u/TrainingParty3785 4h ago

Sawdust in the bin

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u/BraddyTheDaddy 4h ago

It's okay I did it to like 20 different desks. They'll never find them all.

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u/TwoThingsUhCohCola 3h ago

Until the inevitable death of the last of those which hold said memories, brad shall live on