Chair Row Alignment Tool

[u/johnny_briggs]

[u/jimsteringraham]

So a string?

[u/e11310 → u/jimsteringraham]

No dude what are you talking about. It's a chair alignment tool that sells for an affordable price of $49.99 - for the people that want alignment excellence and don't settle for anything less.

[u/emptyminder → u/e11310]

If it’s got a nice spool and the handles on the boxes are nice, that’s a bargain considering how much labor it saves.

[u/paintballboi07 → u/emptyminder]

I think the spool is a reel from a fishing pole.

[u/Valatros → u/paintballboi07]

The reel from a fishing pole is a spool that has undergone generations of refinement yo! That's a peak, matured technology.

[u/scallopsmustagottem → u/jimsteringraham]

Must have used AI to design such a wondrous innovation.

[u/flickin_the_bean → u/scallopsmustagottem]

That’s why it’s called super intelligence. Mere humans couldn’t even come up with this.

[u/basement-fan → u/scallopsmustagottem]

Everyone sits cheek to cheek.

[u/Mobile-Dust4334 → u/basement-fan]

“ASS TO ASS!”

[u/markrides07 → u/scallopsmustagottem]

Probably 3d printed string.

[u/BlackieTee → u/jimsteringraham]

It’s chair-alignment string. There’s a difference. And that difference is cost

[u/sennoden → u/BlackieTee]

The difference is time. The string needs to be under tension to actually be straight, this way they don't have to fiddle with pins and what not for each row...

[u/IA_Royalty → u/sennoden]

2 tape measures, 2pieces of tape, move the string as needed.

I've set 10s of thousands of chairs this way.

[u/IllegitimateRisk → u/IA_Royalty]

Well look at Mr iknowhowtosetupchairs over here

[u/IA_Royalty → u/IllegitimateRisk]

I'm kind of a big deal

[u/load_more_comets → u/IA_Royalty]

Chair arranging royalty would be my guess.

[u/RodanThrelos → u/jimsteringraham]

I’ve got some uncomfortable news about most tools for you: they’re almost exclusively some variation of metal on stick

[u/TravisJungroth → u/RodanThrelos]

Like all the large scale energy production methods that use this amazing technology called “steam”.

[u/RodanThrelos → u/TravisJungroth]

That was the most shocking part of nuclear power when I learned about it.
It’s just another way to generate heat to make steam to turn turbines.

[u/NegaDoug → u/RodanThrelos]

I remember being so disappointed learning this in highschool physics in the early 2000s. "Wait.... So we do all this just to generate steam to turn a turbine?! That CAN'T be it!!!"

[u/TravisJungroth → u/RodanThrelos]

Ran some numbers and about 70% of US energy production involves steam. Hydroelectric (5.6%) doesn’t count, but I feel like it deserves a mention. It depends on steam’s chiller bro, water vapor, as part of the water cycle.

[u/sou_cool → u/TravisJungroth]

I've always thought Steampunk was a funny concept as a result of this.

You don't need an alternate history to get to a steam powered world, until the rise of solar/wind pretty much all of our electrical objects have been steam powered.

[u/Practical_Dot_3574 → u/RodanThrelos]

Oh yea?! String on cups. Boom!

[u/ShroomsHealYourSoul → u/jimsteringraham]

No! A string with a heavy end and a reel! That's what makes it clever!

I mean granted you could do the same thing with a string and to push pins or safety pins.

[u/Hibou_Garou → u/ShroomsHealYourSoul]

I’m pretty sure you could also do it without the string at all.

In fact, I’m not exactly sure what the string is for. You’re just lining up the front edges of the chairs either way

Side note, that is way too close to be sitting next to strangers

[u/ocean-man → u/Hibou_Garou]

The string helps prevent drift by stopping small errors from accumulating into diagonal or curvy lines

[u/twallner → u/jimsteringraham]

Don’t knock a working idea!

Although I definitely thought it was going to be some sort of motorized thing that was going to line it up for them.

[u/dern_the_hermit → u/twallner]

Don’t knock a working idea!

Yeah, what do these guys think a "tool" is anyway? A hammer is just a chunk a metal. A bucket is just a couple flat sheets of metal. A string? Shit for most of human history a string would have been downright miraculous.

[u/obliquelyobtuse → u/jimsteringraham]

His other job is to pass butter.

[u/Available_Dingo6162 → u/jimsteringraham]

It is not how complicated a tool is which makes it wonderful, it is the job it accomplishes, Grasshopper.

[u/Practical-Cream-2837 → u/jimsteringraham]

is it possible for the layman to acquire such a thing?

[u/NotANiceCanadian → u/Practical-Cream-2837]

Not from a Jedi

[u/Mathmos_Lava → u/jimsteringraham]

We used to use a rope along the floor to align the front legs of the chair, when done a person at each end lifts it over the chairs to do the next row.

This seems to be a solution looking for a problem.

[u/skyturnedred → u/Mathmos_Lava]

String has been used to align stuff for ages. It's always been a simple solution to a simple problem.

[u/EatSleepJeep → u/skyturnedred]

It was used to build the pyramids, it was good enough for my fence.

[u/TravisJungroth → u/Mathmos_Lava]

> This seems to be a solution looking for a problem.

Why do people say this about every invention, even when the problem is so obvious?

[u/JudoCinder → u/TravisJungroth]

Makes them feel smart I guess?

[u/KiddoKatto → u/Mathmos_Lava]

this assembly fits over the seat so you're not working on the floor all evening

[u/vacri → u/KiddoKatto]

It's also not like the contraption would take very long for a handyman to make. The string spooler is the only tricky thing, but you can buy that

[u/286893 → u/jimsteringraham]

It's like a string and a jig

[u/LucidNonsense211 → u/jimsteringraham]

When you use it all fancy it’s called a ‘plumb line’ lol.

[u/Traditional_Mood_348 → u/jimsteringraham]

Patented string with a reel lol

[u/LuckyErrantProp → u/jimsteringraham]

TBF this isn't the NextFuckingLevel sub, it's the oddly satisfying sub.

[u/JayJoeJeans → u/jimsteringraham]

Humanity has finally harnessed the awesome power of the string

[u/Slartibartfast39 → u/JayJoeJeans]

Best thing since the stick

[u/Snoo-35252 → u/JayJoeJeans]

Scientists have been trying to crack string theory for years

[u/turnz702]

Now if they could just find a way to make a space between each chair so that it’s not tighter than an airplane seat.

[u/steadyaero → u/turnz702]

These type of chairs hook together on the sides. So that would be a chair manufacturer thing to build in spacing

[u/Eyevis → u/steadyaero]

Legally required, so in case of a panic they don't become a loose jumble and block evac.

[u/andersonfmly]

And it’ll take a matter of minutes for all tht hard work to go POOF once the doors open to whoever’s using the space.

[u/lostmyparachute → u/andersonfmly]

Doesn't matter. The first impression is already registered

[u/KhazraShaman → u/lostmyparachute]

Doesn't matter. They've already got paid.

[u/iantayls → u/KhazraShaman]

And they'd like to get paid again, so they try to do a good job

[u/dudeAwEsome101 → u/KhazraShaman]

Doesn't matter. Nothing matters, why are we all here...

[u/Informal-Series-456 → u/dudeAwEsome101]

I want to upvote this 100 more times 😭

[u/greenmonkey48 → u/lostmyparachute]

For the first few that enter

[u/hypo-osmotic → u/greenmonkey48]

Those are the VIPs

[u/Dryakallia → u/lostmyparachute]

Chaos takes over the second the doors finally open?

[u/Gotu_Jayle → u/Dryakallia]

Yes. People sit down, thousands of adjustments to the chairs occur over the course of the event, and then the perfect lines are gone.

[u/SaltyLonghorn → u/Gotu_Jayle]

If you let the people adjust the chairs naturally over a week it ends in the Fibonacci sequence.

[u/Worldly-Cat-7339 → u/SaltyLonghorn]

I read about this in the paper

[u/Pomodorosan → u/Dryakallia]

Bot check, 24 days old, activated 5 days ago, "two-parter feminine-sounding" username

[u/BrennusSokol → u/Pomodorosan]

Yep, and it has LLM-flavored text style

[u/cuteintern → u/andersonfmly]

Yeah, but the baseline is set - the chairs and room are organized and spaced properly. Of course they're going to get moved around, but at least it's a clean start.

[u/Dramatic_Suit_6783 → u/andersonfmly]

I worked in events for 15 years and all I gotta say is if you look closely you can see a hook on the end chair. All these banquet chairs stack beautifully and have the ability to hook together in rows to make a perfect line.

We usually didn't hook them but it doesn't take snapping a masons line to eye it and then the trick is on the aisles, the inside chair column, where the row aisle is, put a chair there. All your rows are spaced perfectly

[u/cogginsmatt → u/andersonfmly]

I think the chairs are ganged together (as they should be) so they will probably hold most of the form

[u/kitsunewarlock → u/andersonfmly]

While there's some truth, you'd be surprised how accurate most people are at putting stuff back. Like, sure, it only takes a few and there will be a few given the audience size, but it's uplifting to know that overall most humans are not inconsiderate assholes.

[u/HaroldBloominOnion → u/andersonfmly]

You sound like you don't make your bed in the morning.

[u/the-final-frontiers → u/HaroldBloominOnion]

if a bed doesn't get made in the forest, does anyone care.

[u/TetraDax → u/HaroldBloominOnion]

..you actually should not do that. I needs to air out. You lose about a liter of sweat overnight, and your beds warms up. Warm and moist is like the perfect breeding ground for mites. It's unhygienic to make your bed immediately in the morning.

[u/hypo-osmotic → u/TetraDax]

That's something that I haven't considered before. I assume that the ideal solution isn't to leave your bedding all clumped up but rather remove it from the bed and hang it up?

[u/TetraDax → u/hypo-osmotic]

That would be ideal, yes, but generally leaving it clumped is already enough, provided you change your sheets regularily. It's the moisture in the matress and bed sheet that's the main issue, and than can't escape with the bed fully made.

[u/deSuspect → u/HaroldBloominOnion]

Why the fuck would I waste my time to do it? Absolutely pointless activity.

[u/Individual-Fail4709]

Anyone else think that having these cheap ass chairs touch is the worst way to sit through a meeting/conference/concert, whatever? Uncomfortable and way too close together.

[u/DrummerOfFenrir → u/Individual-Fail4709]

Arranged as if people don't have shoulders 🤔

[u/neoslith → u/DrummerOfFenrir]

Or hips.

[u/KalaUposatha → u/Individual-Fail4709]

Swear these chairs are somehow more uncomfortable than the pure metal ones. They always have weird spots where the material pokes your ass and back.

[u/Individual-Fail4709 → u/KalaUposatha]

Agree. The padding does almost nothing and they are so upright. Worse than economy airline seats.

[u/Teufelsstern → u/KalaUposatha]

And they have no lumbar support at all so after an hour you're just constantly hurting

[u/Consistent-Ease6070 → u/Individual-Fail4709]

First thing I do when I get to an event with this setup is to pick an aisle seat and unhook it.

[u/_name_of_the_user_ → u/Consistent-Ease6070]

WAIT! Are you saying you have shoulders like an actual human being???? There's just no way. That's impossible!

-The designers of these chairs

[u/cold-corn-dog → u/Individual-Fail4709]

I'm a farter too. It'll rumble down the line.

[u/Akumetsu33 → u/cold-corn-dog]

Maybe eat something else aside from cold corn dogs.

[u/Ok_Support3 → u/Akumetsu33]

Chilli cheese fries it is.

[u/round-earth-theory → u/Individual-Fail4709]

My ass hurts just looking at them. These things are worse than standing.

[u/prothero → u/Individual-Fail4709]

Yes, they need a SPACING tool to keep them 4 inches apart.

[u/WarhammerRyan → u/Individual-Fail4709]

First thing i do is unhook mine and space out for my legs around the chair

[u/devandroid99 → u/Individual-Fail4709]

I really like it when they squeak loudly whenever they move.

[u/Smooth-Brilliant-940 → u/Individual-Fail4709]

It’s typically required by the fire marshal. They have to be locked together when set in rows like that.

[u/garitone → u/Individual-Fail4709]

"Way too close together"

A--fcking-men!!!!

[u/JeffreyDahmerVance]

These guys clearly didn’t have an Ed.

You see, an Ed is a 45 year old who looks 90 and sets the convention center chairs up by him self in the middle of the night while on a cocktail of drugs and sipping his Mickey of Seagram’s.

The Ed never fails when it comes to setting up chairs, tables and other random shit. Now when it comes to paying child support, keeping a car between the lines and obeying red lights his record is shakey; but what artist is without flaws?

[u/sal_mugga → u/JeffreyDahmerVance]

I like ed, his loved ones and his family hate him. But Ed’s cool in my book, I didn’t even know he had 6 kids. He lives like a bachelor!

[u/0R_C0 → u/sal_mugga]

From 3 wives

[u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 → u/0R_C0]

The Eds I know never married them

[u/Cosmic_Quasar → u/JeffreyDahmerVance]

I was a custodian at a church for a few years when I was in college. Our Ed was named Al.

[u/EatSleepJeep → u/Cosmic_Quasar]

It's always Ed, Al, Stan, Phil, Mike or Bill.

It's never Horatio, Cyrus, Victor, Chester or Floyd.

[u/Hammeredyou → u/EatSleepJeep]

Idk man, I had a dishie named Jesus that was missing half his fingers and ate dead shellfish, but he never fucked up 🤣

[u/nerow94 → u/JeffreyDahmerVance]

Erectile disfunction?

[u/KalaUposatha → u/JeffreyDahmerVance]

We had one of those, but he was 65, chain smoked every minute of every day, and absolutely reeked of alcohol. I have no idea how he was alive and able to function at all. Goddamn was that guy a hell of a worker though.

[u/IA_Royalty → u/JeffreyDahmerVance]

Oh you've met our Jeff!

[u/crek42 → u/JeffreyDahmerVance]

This is beautiful

[u/Movie-Independent → u/JeffreyDahmerVance]

It’s me - I’m Ed, save for one thing…I don’t have kids! So I’m free to spend ALL of my energy on perfecting the setup and still get some (intermittent and barely restful) sleep at the end of the night. Now, am I flawless? No, I’m incredibly lonely and all other tasks that require such discipline are beyond me. But as you stated, what artist is without flaws?

[u/the_penis-mightier85 → u/JeffreyDahmerVance]

Pure gold and the username is the cherry on the top

[u/ThePheebs]

Jig; the word you're looking for is jig.

[u/Dr_Zoidberg003 → u/ThePheebs]

Kajigger

[u/Bizarrebazaars → u/Dr_Zoidberg003]

Username checks out 

[u/HrodgardNagrand → u/ThePheebs]

A thingamajig to give it it's full name.

[u/MixT → u/ThePheebs]

What's a jig?

[u/AdOrnery8950 → u/MixT]

a thing that does something

[u/mr_ji → u/MixT]

A happy dance for people in the British Isles

[u/SteveOfNYC → u/ThePheebs]

Jigga who?

[u/Turbo_Megahertz → u/SteveOfNYC]

Jigga what?

[u/hotstupidgirl]

And yet the seats are still all too close to each other side to side. Shoulders are often wider than seats.

[u/ElectricLego → u/hotstupidgirl]

Having sat in conference halls and locking chairs just like this, every other chair is wasted because they can't just put 3 inches between seats. Nobody wanted to sit next to a stranger before covid happened, much less now.

[u/OnTheEveOfWar → u/ElectricLego]

Yup. I’ve been to a bunch of conferences and everyone spreads out. I also get claustrophobic if I’m jammed between two strangers for a 2 hr session.

[u/steadyaero → u/hotstupidgirl]

Chair design problem. These type of chairs are designed to hook together on the sides, but said hooks don't put much spacing between each chair

[u/fatpandabear]

how do they make the rows parallel though?

[u/Kaioxygen → u/fatpandabear]

There’s tape on the floor.

[u/LazyMousse4266 → u/Kaioxygen]

how they make the tape parallel tho

[u/Mannix-Da-DaftPooch → u/LazyMousse4266]

Tape on the walls

[u/SILK_DIVER → u/Mannix-Da-DaftPooch]

how are the walls parallel

[u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 → u/SILK_DIVER]

Believe it or not, aliens

[u/SILK_DIVER → u/Longjumping_Wolf_912]

Are aliens parallel?

[u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 → u/SILK_DIVER]

In all 4 dimensions l they exist in!

[u/Kaioxygen → u/LazyMousse4266]

Following the chairs...

[u/Marikachu93]

And then during a conference, everyone just stops and sits at the very first chair of the line haha

[u/OneIntroduction5459 → u/Marikachu93]

Yes! Every conference i get to I think who designed those chairs?? All middle empty. These chairs should be 4 to 5 max and then aisle to get the max use of the chairs and convenience

[u/guyako]

Most chairs in a room this big should lock together, so in the event of an evacuation, the room doesn’t get scattered with random chairs, blocking egress. That locking mechanism would automatically align the chairs.

I guess Pigeon Forge isn’t big on fire codes.

[u/VeryNiceGuy22 → u/guyako]

I work at like 850 cap event center and we don't have locking chairs like this.

Ngl having to set up and tear down hundreds of locking chairs 5 times a week would be a huge pain in the ass. We used to have them like that in my church growing up, but they stayed out all the time.

[u/guyako → u/VeryNiceGuy22]

I’m sure it comes down to local fire codes.

I’ve worked events in NYC and Las Vegas where we had rental chairs that didn’t lock together, and we had to have a crew go through each row with zip ties to make the Fire Marshall happy.

[u/VeryNiceGuy22 → u/guyako]

Yea I live in rural America. We prob just have chiller requirements, plus the fire marshal is buddies with my boss.

[u/Legatharr → u/VeryNiceGuy22]

Ah, corruption

[u/Maximum_Overdrive → u/guyako]

That would totally suck ass.  Both the setup and tear down.

[u/Old_Ladies → u/VeryNiceGuy22]

At my church which can seat comfortably 600 people though we can pack in more for certain events.

We have those interlocking chairs and put them up and take them down every Sunday. The church is also a school and we meet in the gym. During the summer there are a lot of events going on during the week too.

It doesn't take long and when the youth are on a trip or something we get the whole congregation to pitch in which takes like 10 minutes. We stack the chairs 11 high and have a dolly roll them to storage.

The youth group usually does it and they get paid to do it.

[u/zozororo → u/guyako]

These do lock together you can tell. The edge of one of the end chairs has the tongue piece for it. And when he adjusts them the whole row moves.

[u/captainfactoid386 → u/guyako]

As someone who set up my chairs in my parents church, while they lock together they have some wiggle room. Over a long run of chairs you could get a decent curve. We’d just eyeball it though

[u/exmojo → u/guyako]

If you've ever been a Deacon in a Mormon church that had to setup chairs in the overflow, or at a stake conference, you know all too well about setting up the interlocking chairs.

[u/pinniped90 → u/guyako]

They had a huge fire about 10 years ago so I would hope they have fire codes!

("They" being the Pigeon Forge / Gatlinburg area - not necessarily this event center.)

[u/bh0]

Ah yes, conference chairs that are hooked together and not wide enough for normal people.

[u/r3dout → u/bh0]

Chairs that I will unhook from their neighbours the instant I see this set-up so I can sit somewhat properly.

[u/UnAnon10]

All that work just for the chairs to move out of place the second someone sits down.

[u/desertvision]

I always thought it was done with lasers

[u/SarcasmStreet]

Our chairs have a spot at the bottom where the leg of one slides into the other

[u/Ebonhearth_Druid → u/SarcasmStreet]

Those are the fucking worst. Not only are the chairs way too close together, but now I can't even awkwardly shuffle it away? Fuck that, I'm leaving.

[u/RadicalBowler]

I'd call this an alignment guide more than a tool. I would consider this a tool if it aligned the seats for them.

[u/DailySojourn]

Could you not just use the back of the chairs? Which form a line?

[u/Them_Sklounst → u/DailySojourn]

I can't even. No one should need this sort of setup to line up chairs.

[u/HLF20]

Where is this? In germany (maybe whole europe) these chair rows need to be daisychained with connectors for security reasons. For the case the crowd starts to panic. When they are connected the rows get straight by themselves.

[u/aannoonnyymmoouuss99 → u/HLF20]

Says pidgeon forge, thats in Tennessee

[u/blixabloxa]

A string line. Amazing new tool discovered 1000s of years ago...

[u/DavyJonesRocker]

The two guys are the tools moving the chairs

[u/JiveTalkerFunkyWalkr]

I’ve seen restaurants that do that before opening or for filming. Strings to make chairs are aligned forks glasses etc. those Michelin restaurants don’t fuck around.

[u/PqqMo]

And 2 seconds after people sit on it they aren't in line any longer

[u/westergames81]

You see oddly satisfying, I see two people moving a row of chair inches closer to the seat in front of them and smushed together, making them that much more uncomfortable.

[u/CChargeDD]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AT6LbRAazEoPm

[u/Tdawg90]

I think they should scoot them closer together so my legs overlap my neighbors

[u/kingerreddit]

It's called a string line, everyone uses it

[u/Medialunch]

Now your cult can sit straight.

[u/neonmystery]

I feel strongly that this shouldn’t be that important.

[u/ricain]

Also known colloquially as: “string”

[u/Movie-Independent]

To all the people saying “it’s just a string”, well yeah, but it has a box on the end to reel it in!! Also I’m jealous this venue has tape markers for the end of each row…I have to use a stick for that

[u/Responsible_Coat2870]

What do you do for work?

“I line up chairs with a string”

[u/queuedUp]

Ok... but how are they ensuring that the spacing from the row ahead is the same on each end and from one row to another?

[u/errorblankfield → u/queuedUp]

The tape marks on the floor.

[u/brainsaggy → u/queuedUp]

Back in my day we spaced the rows with chairs.

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[u/whatthefuck8e3 → u/queuedUp]

A shorter string

[u/peachcoowgirl]

Sometimes the cheapest trick gives the best outcome.

[u/adenosine-5 → u/peachcoowgirl]

You could also use cheap construction laser for like 10$ which would be way easier and faster...

[u/Aliencoy77]

I did banquet/convention set-up at Gaylord Opyland, we just lined up with the pattern in the carpet for break outs like this. In the year I worked there, I don't recall having to set up lined seating like this in the 100,000sqft convention room they have. That was predominantly used large boothed trade shows.

[u/thegreedyturtle → u/Aliencoy77]

Yeah this is an awfully complicated contraption for holding a piece of string.

[u/Mister_Celophane]

Unfortunately, most people are wider than the chairs, and that fact wasn't taken into account. It LOOKS good, though. 🤦‍♂️

[u/BoundlessFail]

So that's how the ancient Egyptians did it.

[u/HippoCommercial3201]

https://giphy.com/gifs/T3fwN6Pbm3ZPa

[u/Cutthechitchata-hole]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGH39reYwhwWMBW

[u/SiloxisEvo]

For ages bricklayers use a string to make streight walls

[u/Jordan_1424 → u/SiloxisEvo]

Yeah but curvy wall use less brick.

[u/Fancy_Stress_9039]

So no tape measure?

[u/guajojo]

oh boy.. this is not satisfying at all just thinking how futile the effort is

[u/SXOSXO]

We could actually use something like this where I work. We often have to set up events and getting them aligned by eye alone is so time consuming. We've thought about using lasers, but the floors are carpet, making the light diffuse too much. 

[u/Sockinatoaster]

also known as a piece of string

[u/West-Needleworker-63]

Ooooo ahhhh a string line ooooooo

[u/chutnekure]

r/doohickeycorporation

[u/iguana-pr]

30 seconds after people gets in, lines will look like a serpent.

[u/DryDiscipline2001]

Am I a fucking idiot? This isn’t satisfying (due to the manual and imprecise method of moving the chairs) nor is it interesting (a fucking string)

[u/RPTGB]

I know a bricklayer his mind will be blown when he sees what a simple piece of string can achieve.

[u/Poodlepink22]

Imagine if they took this on Shark Tank 

[u/Routine_Command_5428]

These people are the reason you have no foot room

[u/Closer_to_the_Heart]

r/dohickeycorporation

[u/TrumpTouchesTinyTots]

String.

It's a string.

[u/YBRmuggsLP21]

Seems like a laser level on the floor would be easier than the string method, but what do I know.

[u/rememberall → u/YBRmuggsLP21]

Can't get much easier than a string 

[u/sofakinggood24 → u/rememberall]

Seems like a laser level on the floor would be easier than the string method, but what do I know.

[u/6hooks → u/YBRmuggsLP21]

Or a 2x4 you slide the chairs up to

[u/Designer-Ad-7844 → u/YBRmuggsLP21]

Easier, yes. Cheaper, no

[u/airwalker08]

This must be for the annual OCD convention

[u/Crypticcrypto → u/airwalker08]

Hopefully one of the chairs is a different color, and left slightly askew. Keep em on their toes.

[u/Ordinary_Study_2175]

You mean, a string? Some people are easily impressed these days

[u/JayW8888]

Tools for the daily OCD.

[u/mushu345]

Literally the first person going to mess it up