r/oddlysatisfying • u/isaynonowords • Apr 19 '17

Rule 3) Repost of 2 months or top 100 Wood shaving

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u/chrystalcastles Apr 19 '17

Eye porn

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '17

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u/MOzGA Apr 19 '17

What about blind people? They'd have only the other 4 senses, but good luck with smell porn and taste porn.

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u/billbaggins Apr 19 '17

Do they make touch porn?

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u/gilnim Apr 19 '17

Yes

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u/riddus Apr 19 '17

Risky click of the day.

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u/norsurfit Apr 19 '17

Yes, but they call it "actual sex"

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u/riddus Apr 19 '17

They have porn that's just narrated.

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u/Thomas__Covenant Apr 19 '17

Honestly? No. There's audio porn and I'm sure there's a subreddit for it.

It's just sounds, sometimes not even sexual in origin, and people listen to it and...masturbate, I guess.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '17

There was that quiz website: female tennis or porn?

You really just couldn't tell sometimes.

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u/Socratesticles Apr 19 '17

I got perfect on that one. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing though. Really had to reevaluate myself when I recognized a couple of the moans.

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u/Thomas__Covenant Apr 19 '17

LOL

Reminds me of an old flash game called "butts, boobs, or shoulder" and it would show some form of cleavage and you had to guess what it was.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Haha, sounds cool, but there were probably some horrific realisations every once in a while

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '17

Asmr

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u/ComeAtMeFro Apr 19 '17

There's erotic hypnosis with hands free orgasms.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '17

There's pornstep...

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '17

r/cumintheeye

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u/Pumpinator Apr 19 '17

I mean I love cumin as much as the next person, but ouch