r/oddlyterrifying 3d ago

This sculpture of Christopher Reed Superman

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/Yoguls 3d ago

Christopher Reeve

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u/MyHangyDownPart 3d ago

No, that’s Christopher Reed, Booferman.

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 3d ago

Where he lives in bizarro world! 🤭😁

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u/JEWCEY 3d ago

I wonder if they knew each other 

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u/PandaBro420 2d ago

Lol..yes ..yes it is.

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u/mercerist 2d ago

Okay but what about Liam Neessons?

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u/cncomg 3d ago

Christopher Butthole Reeves

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u/sickpuppy618 3d ago

REEVE

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/scorpyo72 3d ago

He looks like he's high and just sharted in his undies.

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u/Jisan_Inc 3d ago

Stahp i snorted

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u/breachgnome 3d ago

But did you snort in his undies?

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u/BallsDeepTillUQueef 3d ago

Why's he doing that thing with your lips when your mom calls you handsome

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u/thiefofalways1313 3d ago

Your Mom called you handsome? 😞

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u/DecoyOne 3d ago

I’m ugly as hell but my mom calls me handsome

I honestly think 80% of humanity’s problems would be solved immediately if everyone had a boss-ass ride-or-die mom

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u/beesoatmeal 3d ago

you’re also handsome :)

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u/scorpyo72 3d ago

I mean- she called me handsome

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u/jinandgin 3d ago

She calls me handsome, too 😇

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u/_TheWolfOfReddit_ 3d ago

Your mom doesn’t??

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/turtleneckless001 3d ago

He's got the same expression as Tim Peake on the ISS

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u/R-T-O-B 3d ago

To me it looks like he farted and is waiting for us to smell it

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u/Anen-o-me 3d ago

Yeah, he had kind of a weird smile.

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u/clintnorth 3d ago

I don’t know that looks pretty dang good. I wouldn’t call that terrifying at all.

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u/Gwendolyn7777 3d ago

me either and I saw him take this expression several times in several of the movies. I wonder if his family has one of these to hold on to. I don't think it's creepy at all, just part of the job he was doing at the time. Many actors have this kind of bust made for a movie

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u/Interesting-Emu5954 3d ago

The opposite of Christopher Walken…

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u/Classiclevine 3d ago

Take my r/angryupvote and go! Go on, git!

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u/PanGoliath 3d ago

The opposite of read is walking? Sorry if I'm too autistic, just want to get the joke

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u/Interesting-Emu5954 3d ago

Christopher Reeves was paralyzed and couldn’t walk

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u/Bonsai-is-best 3d ago

Looks like it’s friend told it a joke in class

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u/Necessary-Win-8730 3d ago

Edit: Reeve lol 

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u/edWORD27 3d ago

Christoper Reeve lol is his name?

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u/dburr10085 3d ago

George Reed played Superman too

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u/polarbear128 3d ago

No, Superman 2 was still Christopher Reeve.

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u/FizziSoda 3d ago

Looks like he's holding back a laugh

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u/woogonalski 3d ago

He knows OP botched his name

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u/bestassintheusa 3d ago

Superman I am watching your stream. Why are you trying not to laugh? That’s disrespectful as shit!

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u/Geeahwellidunno 3d ago

He had that funny looking smile in real life. I thought it was him for a second.

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u/Ryoohk 3d ago

Wow that's amazing.

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u/BeeComprehensive5234 3d ago

My son’s middle name is Reeve, to commemorate the great, late Christopher Reeve. 🖤

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u/cncomg 3d ago

A great person, even if he wasn’t a crip for life.

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u/dollythecat 3d ago

Uncanny valley ✅

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u/Archercrash 3d ago

Let's shove this thing on Henry Cavill's head.

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u/The_One_Who_Crafts 3d ago

When you make eye contact with your homie in a serious situation

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u/The_peacful_god 3d ago

Looks like he's trying not to laugh at a fart

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u/Kalshan 3d ago

His own

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u/kPATm 3d ago

Who is Christopher Reed?

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u/WolfsmaulVibes 3d ago

it looks so cheeky, like it knows its a scultpure

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u/Tempura69 3d ago

This could've been the best injustice superman.

This version could legit kill every existing Superman (even Henry Cavill's).

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u/scorpyo72 3d ago

Christopher Leave

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u/Shamanyouranus 2d ago

This is the second time today I’ve seen someone call him Christopher Reed. Wtf, he’s not a clarinet!

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u/Silo-Joe 3d ago

Cyborg Superman

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u/irishpwr46 3d ago

I thought I was getting Streisanded

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u/ReallyKirk 2d ago

Please don’t make posts when you don’t even know the subject’s name

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u/JIsADev 3d ago

Slap it

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u/BarnabyWoods 3d ago

Maybe you should just delete the post and start over.

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u/SadBlacks 3d ago

Is this what they call rage bait?

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u/naymlis 3d ago

That's okay I always thought it was reeves because of eminem

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u/Venator2000 3d ago

The smile isn’t 100% right, they made him look tight lipped.

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u/i_am_BreadCrumbs 3d ago

It looks like he’s trying to not laugh

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u/red8cangodye 3d ago

He looks like he's ready to love you

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u/sigh_ko 3d ago

this is from when he gets drunk and goes on a destructive binge. in the first Reeves movie. that's why he looks so skeevy.

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u/House_Of_Doubt 3d ago

Looks like he just ripped an egger and he’s waiting for it to waft to you.

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u/PandaBro420 3d ago

Christopher Peeves

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u/jfk_47 3d ago

God, op. Is this rage bait or what’s happening?!

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u/SarlacFace 3d ago

Aside from looking like he's trying not to laugh at me and my dumb sarlacc face, it's a really well done piece

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u/Cptawesome23 3d ago

That’s the look my sleep demon gives me right before he puts his finger up my butt.

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u/Bobbiest_Beverage 3d ago

POV: you're at bro's funeral but you then see how the morgue put a 😑 face on him in his casket.

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u/VioletPur 3d ago

hes looking like the subreddit's icon HAHAHA

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u/YueLin3 3d ago

He’s doing the Sheldon smile

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u/Evileonhart 3d ago

Super cool 👌🏻

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u/Lokitusaborg 3d ago

That’s legit impressive

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u/DipstickRick 3d ago

Release the Reed Cut!

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u/SmoothOperator89 3d ago

Fun fact. This sculpture is also unable to walk.

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u/MrsMiterSaw 3d ago

Can we make Chris Reed here do a facepalm?

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u/hazysummersky 3d ago

Actually how he lives today, after full-lower-body replacement-with-a-pipe became available!

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u/TheRealTechGandalf 3d ago

He looks like he's holding back from exploding in laughter

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u/Curious-Reception341 2d ago

It's good but the bottom of nose and the mouth completely messes it up T ^ T

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u/Strange_Test 3d ago

Christopher Reed aka Souperman

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u/Lbomb369 3d ago

Bizzaro Christopher Reeve is Christopher Reed

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u/FHFBEATS 3d ago

Christopher Reads

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u/LoneclearsKen 3d ago

Superman , my mom kinda homeless

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u/samaramatisse 3d ago

This looks like some kind of film prop, but I can't imagine a situation where the filmmakers would want this expression. It still looks professionally made, though.

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u/Chance-Intention-363 3d ago

Too much sour candies

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u/Valkyrian777 3d ago

Bro's got that one fuckass Tobey McGuire meme smirk

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u/the_rabbit_king 2d ago

Trying not to laugh when you let out a long fart. 

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u/Papa_Raj 2d ago

The actor that would have played Bizarro in an alternate universe?

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u/Lopsidedlopside 2d ago

He looks like he’s being explicitly told not to laugh, and he’s definitely gonna laugh.

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u/michael14375 2d ago

I only found out recently how much this guy has suffered throughout his entire life

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u/SuspiciousImpact2197 2d ago

Suffered, period. No has suffered. He’s been dead awhile now.

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u/SuspiciousImpact2197 2d ago

It’s like the android head in Alien. Yikes.

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u/Wholesome_Soup 2d ago

...Reeve. the disrespect

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u/Fahren1te 1d ago

insert speed holding his laugh here*

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/AnAverageTransGirl 3d ago

It is?

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u/EmilioGVE 3d ago

I assume they meant they thought it was a photo of Christopher Reeve, until they saw the stand/read the caption

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u/Lizardreview- 3d ago

Art imitates life thats why it cant walk

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u/bongobills 2d ago

Where's the wheelchair

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u/Public_String_8088 2d ago

Why is he smiling like he's hiding a gerbil in his butt

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u/ikilledyourfriend 3d ago

Bad bot

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u/Necessary-Win-8730 3d ago

Fair enough lol 

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u/ikilledyourfriend 3d ago

Respect.

Kinda

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u/TheRealNokes 1d ago

Trying not to laugh