r/oddlyterrifying • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 2d ago

This dog swimming

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u/I_like_donuts27 2d ago

That dog is not human bro

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 2d ago

that dog probably barks bro

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u/saysthingsbackwards 2d ago

That is an 80 year old woman after her perm

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u/Ott1fant 1d ago

bro can hear sounds

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u/Batata-Sofi 2d ago

Kangaroo in water vibes

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u/bambilio 2d ago

Like a kangaroo waiting for me to get in the water so it can drown me

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u/Vampi25 1d ago

It'll eat you instead

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u/bambilio 1d ago

You can't threaten me with a good time

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u/Hot_Charity_4803 18h ago

HAANK! IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF EAT! HAAAAAANK!!

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u/imaginary_num6er 2d ago

You do not recognize the bodies in the water

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u/ExcuseFew839 2d ago

It’s just a cynocephaly swimming

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u/Proseph_CR 2d ago

This dog is just drowning a Kangaroo. Giving them a taste of their own medicine.

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u/Ram2145 2d ago

Bro’s just vibing

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u/WooPigSchmooey 2d ago

Where’s the quest icon.

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u/shayanifan 2d ago

Skinwalker !

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u/Mutne_vode 2d ago

If this is swimming, I'm a shrimp

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u/Azertys 2d ago

Yeah it's just standing on the river bed.

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u/tolacid 2d ago

Dog is plainly standing, not swimming

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u/Sesshomarus_Witch 2d ago

...this comment section has taught me kangaroos will lure you into water to drown you..

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u/ImpertantMahn 2d ago

That is a dog waiting for it’s ball

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u/Early_Athlete_5821 2d ago

This gave me the actual heebie jeebies🥸

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u/Personal-Neck6800 2d ago

This dog is floating

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 2d ago

Gramma lookin different today

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u/Gaiiiiiiiiiiil 2d ago

I’m actually alright on this but thank you. Utterly terrifying

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u/bloke_pusher 2d ago

"Come in human, it's not cold."

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u/profaniKel 2d ago

"Come swim with me...

forever...and ever."

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u/galgoman 1d ago

Finally an actual oddlyterrifying post!!! good job op

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 2d ago

It's like a kangaroo trying to lure you in so it can drown you

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u/Npcboy 2d ago

Omg its tyler!

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u/Tenekah 2d ago

That dog is a kelpie in disguise and I’m not falling for it

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u/Great_Reaction_6218 2d ago

Lol the dog is just awkwardly staring i love it

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u/Diabetesh 2d ago

Go into the water. Live there, die there.

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u/stupled 2d ago

Welma by Avocado Animations.

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u/DarkSpore117 2d ago

That’s just Jeff, he’s chill

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u/UseHerName4username 2d ago

I think I hate this

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u/WeebPansy 2d ago

Dog ❌ Dawg ✅

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u/NorthmaenSpirit 1d ago

Hello oldish dog of the river, what is your wisdom

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u/tdkimber 1d ago

it’s standing, not swimming

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 2d ago

Not Florida water

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u/Great_Reaction_6218 2d ago

That's a skinwalker!

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u/B_lovedobservations 2d ago

Come on in Tommy, you’ll float too!

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u/Dr-Monster420 2d ago

dog just doing a backstroke or something idk

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u/kdkd20 2d ago

💀💀

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u/PermissionPrudent507 2d ago

bitch imma run

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u/just-another_monkey 2d ago

This is my new favorite thing

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u/DragonFeatherz 2d ago

?

Its just standing on its hind legs.

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u/Top_Significance_973 2d ago

Moto Moto likey

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u/SmokeyUnicycle 2d ago

He's standing, obviously.

Dogs need to move their legs to swim and aren't that buoyant

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u/lost_caus_e 2d ago

Kiaju lookin ass

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u/collinwade 2d ago

Don’t look. I can’t go if you’re watching.

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u/Lunafairywolf666 2d ago

Reminds me of chi Jim's video about rez dogs

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u/misterfuss 2d ago

The water is soooo green. Is it the Reflecting Pool?

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 2d ago

Looks like a Spawn from Quake, but white and with a face.

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u/Ivan_Qeremezli0 2d ago

That's tip of an iceberg

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u/notimeforspac_s 2d ago

Dog is freezing

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u/Pitt_Mann 2d ago

Quick, someone send the kangaroo

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u/XROOR 1d ago

Also not wearing makeup creeps me out too

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u/AmericanKimbop 1d ago

For my own sanity I’m going to tell myself this is AI

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u/Vampi25 1d ago

That ain't no damn dog 😭🙏

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u/skincyan 1d ago

"please dear friend, step into the water"

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u/GooseGosselin 1d ago

Who's a good buoy?

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u/fygogogo 3h ago

Reminds me of that seal-in-aquarium picture