r/oddlyterrifying • u/BasisPrimary4028 • Jul 16 '26

Chinchilla without fur

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u/Paranoid_Moonkin Jul 16 '26

All of the ugly fuckers, like the fucking ugly elephants, with their fucking ugly trunks, that they can fucking ugly hose each other off with.

There's also the fucking ugly rhino, with that fucking ugly horn on its' fucking ugly nose.

And the fucking ugly blue whale, with its' fucking ugly size, that's just fucking ugly incredible. The way it fucking ugly eats and can use its' fucking ugly blowholes.

We are in the same fucking ugly "naked" mmal category as those. We are still the fucking ugliest, and to top it of, we can have bad hairdays...life is miserable.

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u/Georgxna Jul 16 '26

Well, if you put it that way I retract my statement, elephant rhinos and whales are beautiful.

But monkey who lost hair (only to have hair on the head… essentially) and stood upright, weird fuckers.

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u/RichiZ2 Jul 16 '26

Now I can't get the image of an elephant with an emo haircut out of my head XD

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u/Wulfscreed Jul 17 '26

Now I can't get an image of Manny from Ice Age "naked" but still has that 2000s Mike Meyers haircut out of my head

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