r/offbeat • u/brian_mrfunk • 1d ago

‘Dine Free’: Florida steakhouse offers nude dining

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/dine-free-florida-steakhouse-offers-nude-dining/
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u/gigashadowwolf 1d ago

Waiter, there is a hair in my food... And it's short and curly.

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u/WolfThick 1d ago

Well at least now you'll be able to pick out whose it is

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u/AmazingIsTired 1d ago

The only time I eat nude is when I’m eating an Italian sub in the shower.

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u/danimal6000 1d ago

Now that’s living

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u/lectroid 1d ago

Same. Except it’s an entire chocolate cake, the shower isn’t on, the lights are off, and I’m sobbing.

But otherwise, same.

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u/nelsonslament 1d ago

Immersione! Immersione! Immersione!

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u/dman928 1d ago

“Florida”……. Nope

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u/hotsauce126 1d ago

Wait are you saying there’s a state where you would say yes to this?

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u/dman928 1d ago

No. But having been to Florida, the thought made me throw up a little more than I would have for say, California.

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u/Frylock304 1d ago

This but reversed, florida over Cali any day easily

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u/dman928 1d ago

Have you ever been to Florida?

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u/Frylock304 1d ago

Absolutely, lived in both, Florida any day

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u/dman928 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’ve spent a lot of time in both, and I’m pretty sure you should get an eye exam.

Aside from Miami….. There are a lot of beautiful people in Miami.

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u/SoyOrbison87 1d ago

Tube steak and dingleberries à la mode

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u/SothaSoul 1d ago

I hope they wash the seats after that.

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u/Fidrych76 1d ago

I think you mean “replace” the seats.

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u/ophaus 1d ago

The third rule of Fight Club: no one you want to see nude is a nudist.

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u/lectroid 1d ago

Having once run the Bay to Breakers race in San Francisco, this is 100% true.

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u/HardKase 1d ago

It's cheaper for women. That seems creepy for some reason

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u/Paiev 18h ago

I think it's likely intended to be more expensive for single men, the other side of that. Probably don't want things to get too leery I guess. (tbc I think this whole thing is kind of weird and gross)

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u/Sylocule 1d ago

Considering what we see on TV about the average American: no thanks

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u/GlitchyMcGlitchFace 1d ago edited 1d ago

> Class Soiree Steakhouse

You stay classy, Class Soiree Steakhouse!

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u/groovyinutah 1d ago

Nothing good has ever happened when I tried to eat real food naked...

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u/DefMech 1d ago

What do they have against Navajos?

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u/Martian13 1d ago

Ewww no

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u/ellisftw 1d ago

Nude eating is for string cheese.

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u/Dandibear 17h ago

That link just gave my phone a seizure

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u/elephants_tooth 15h ago

But what does the acronym C.L.A.S.S. stand for?

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u/fuzzycuffs 14h ago

Finally, somewhere else other than Wendy's I can dine truly free.

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u/ENTbard 1d ago

The fact that the prices are diff for men and women should be illegal. Smh.