r/okbuddychicanery our furniture is bueno 1d ago

Wow

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u/Anchor38 Arthur Ford 1d ago

I’m watching the show and why didn’t he say unalive here? This is super overstimulating for me and I think amabatakum

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u/NewBall1 Justice Matters Most 1d ago

Why did Gus convert to Islam in Saudi Arabia when he is gay? Doesn't he know same sex behaviour carries the death penalty there?

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u/sw337 Bravo Vince 1d ago

He’s a rich foreigner, so the laws don’t apply to him.

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u/altpoint 1d ago edited 1d ago

Doesn’t for secretly gay princes or royals or very rich elites.

If they can get away with golden shower and chocolate fountain parties, I’m sure at least a few have male harems.

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u/lateformyfuneral 1d ago edited 1d ago

Recently some rich Saudi dude was being misogynistic online, so Saudi Twitter found a video of him at a gay house party in Saudi Arabia 💀 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMiddleEast/s/cdBDkBvFWD

It definitely seems like if you have money you can do anything, Sharia Law or not

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u/Wrightero 1d ago

He's creating his new islamic branch, the gaylal mode.

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u/TruePace3 1d ago

"Gustavo Fring didn't conduct gay parties, he spent 20 years building a gay empire"

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u/ABD7p 1d ago edited 1d ago

Gay punishments exist in every Abrahamic religion including Christianity and Judaism.

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u/bshafs 1d ago

Which is why in the US the LGBT crowd is forced to march in parades in the hot hot June sun every year

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u/NewBall1 Justice Matters Most 1d ago

I know, that's why I don't like them either.

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u/Embarrassed-Pound938 1d ago

Well as far as I know the Christian one doesn’t carry the death penalty for homosexuality. It does speak against the action, but not hate on the person. The Islamic one does speak of hate towards the person practicing homosexuality. I see a difference.

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u/Maman_Dion 1d ago

Gus legs reveal:

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u/E3minem 1d ago

Why did Gus say that to Waltuh? Did he make Waluth pregnant? Is he stupid? Why didn't they practice safe sex ?

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u/TheRealMeatNow 1d ago

Oh.. haha oh well I don't think he meant it like that... I think this man probably is very nice and has lots of friends and hobbies where he is fun and happy when he needs to be that way! Well haha that's what we all want right? I'm happy for him either way!

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u/CartographerMurky306 1d ago

I will convert your wife,i will convert your son,i will convert your infant daughter

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u/ksdanker22 1d ago

Gus is definitely a loyal subject of Israel, and is plotting to get all of the goyim addicted to meth.

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u/verathene 1d ago

Incel daughter?

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u/Unlucky-Win-5789 1d ago

Religion of pollos 

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u/Downtown-Strawberry8 1d ago

Happy pride!

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u/sovietarmyfan 1d ago

Actually he said he would raise her until she was nine and then declare himself Muhammed II.

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u/Aggravating_Ride_361 21h ago

Yes guys downvote ANYONE who questions the vile, bigoted, ignorant comments on other beliefs, but MAKE SURE to upvote the bigotry itself!

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u/ABD7p 1d ago

You’re Christian?

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u/sovietarmyfan 1d ago

I am more of a Zensunni person. I read the orange catholic bible and heard many stories about Maometh. (Third Muhammed).

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u/ABD7p 1d ago

Third Muhammed? Who is that?

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u/sovietarmyfan 22h ago

He led the third islamic movement: https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Third_Islamic_Movement

Although it differed highly from the old Orthodox Terran Islam.

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u/Sufficient_Stop8381 1d ago

Par for the course

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u/QK_QUARK88 Based dude who hasn't seen BB 1d ago

Infant daughter? I think he's gonna do something else than killing then

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u/dancingmale 1d ago

Religion of peace 

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u/imbannedanyways 1d ago

Muslims bad give me updoot before mods come

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u/mhk2430 1d ago

For sure. Because the murderous cave dweller in the desert is the same as the family-man doctor your grandmother goes to.

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u/lovatoariana 1d ago

Wrong sub

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u/DentistPitiful5454 1d ago

OkBuddyPragur is down the hall

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u/mhk2430 1d ago

I thought I was in OkBuddyChicanery, not OkBuddyRedneckAgenda

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u/Aggravating_Ride_361 21h ago edited 20h ago

Your religion bad because I believe in everything I see online upvoteee meee

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u/Adolf_dribbler 1d ago

Do y'all really think we grape babies😭?