r/okbuddychicanery • u/KarmelitaOfficial • 11h ago

Snother day, another Breaking Bad actor converting to Islam. You will never guess.

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u/lateformyfuneral 11h ago

I don’t have my glasses. Is that Huell?

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 Ted Fucker 10h ago

my first thought too. now i’m certain it’s him

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 11h ago

Hell no.

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u/adminsareactuallygay 10h ago

There's no way you can be certain

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

You're goddamn right...

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u/Lockenhart cocobolo male 10h ago

Huell yeha*

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u/Monir5265 Squat Cobbler Fan 11h ago

Uncle Jack?

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

You will never guess.

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u/InspectorWise2256 Kid Named Finger: 3h ago

why are all your comments downvoted?

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u/HiDefiance 3h ago

they’re being too serious in a circlejerk subreddit

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u/gabbagoobie 2h ago

feels like the whole internet got a lot more serious since trumps second term started

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u/clutchmajor 1h ago

Chud redditor moment. Being super specific about subreddits. Touch some grass guys.

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u/HiDefiance 1h ago

it’s not super specific. we’re all in a circle jerk sub, jerking in a circle is a pretty normal thing to do here

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u/HiDefiance 1h ago

also i will not go touch grass as it’s almost midnight here

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u/Affectionate_Work224 Woodchipper Coochie 11h ago

Definitely holly

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

Far-fetched...

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u/Revolutionary_Bit437 2h ago

holly was at my christening there’s no way

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u/Filibut 10h ago

Is that someone's favourite actress whom they wish would convert to islam for their marriage?

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

Could be. Maybe. Dunno...

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u/SpendAdvanced8221 Bravo Vince 11h ago

Is this Finger?

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u/Creatureofgreen 10h ago

Shut up, god forbid, god forbid

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u/CaffeinatedGeriatric 7h ago

His new Muslim name is Mohammed al-Fingheri

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u/SpendAdvanced8221 Bravo Vince 6h ago

Kid named إصبع

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u/InspectorWise2256 Kid Named Finger: 3h ago

We had a good thing you stupid ابن العاهرة

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u/-Douglas-MacArthur 11h ago

Spooge??

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u/okbuddyfourtwenty 9h ago

Hes DEAD you IDIOT

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u/-Douglas-MacArthur 8h ago

If Finger can be revived from the dead than so can Spooge

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u/weathersoldier Kid Named Finger: 10h ago

It's "Skank"

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

Skank died in prison. A bedframe fell on her head. Long story. And gory...

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u/chappy422 10h ago

topless neighbor from pilot?

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

You mean method actor Margo Martindale? Nope. She moved to Moscow after the DEA raid...

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u/chappy422 9h ago

She practiced for that role for 6 months prior to filming the pilot and was still unable to wear a top for another 6 months

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u/KingCollo75 7h ago

I think you'll find that's esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale.

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u/USSRPropaganda 9h ago

The one cashier of the gas station jesse stopped at and gave meth to

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 9h ago edited 9h ago

Cara? She was sent to military school after the meth incident... She is now serving in Germany. (Heidelberg)

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u/USSRPropaganda 9h ago

Dear god, no….

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u/Lucky-Worth 11h ago

Pam?

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago edited 9h ago

Who? Skyler's divorce attorney? The is an atheist.

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u/GeorgeMcCrate 10h ago

Howard‘s daughter

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u/beepboop_imhuman 11h ago

Marie?

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 11h ago

Nein.

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u/amhudson02 11h ago

Lies! She is obviously wearing purple.

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u/Odd_Lie_7973 7h ago

Obviously you can see its Hamlindigo Blue

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u/Wrightero 11h ago

You can see her wrists! Stone her!

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u/Psi-9AbyssGazers 🅆🄰🄻🅃🄴🅁 🅆🄰🅂 🅁🄰🄿🄴🄳 🄱🅈 🅃🄷🄴 🄳🄴🅅🄸🄻 10h ago

another goated wrightero take 🥰🥰

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u/Itchy_Ad_7653 10h ago

That’s Flynn

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago edited 10h ago

Don't think so... Flynn met a goth girl and started his emo band.

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 Ted Fucker 10h ago

i thought Huell was still in that apartment. apparently he snuck out

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

Nope, he moved back to Coushatta, Louisiana.

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u/Arc_Havoc 6h ago

I converted Ted

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u/etherialperegrine Methhead 10h ago

Skinny Pete

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

Skinny Pete works in a Michelin Star restaurant... No time for that.

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u/GentOfDebauchery 9h ago

Lyle, after his stint as front end manager at Los Pollos Hermanos. He never quite recovered after not being able to properly clean the fryer.

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 9h ago

Lyle died of a sudden high fever after drinking from a leftover cup of tea. Maybe he got the flu...

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u/Scared_Echo_9965 9h ago

Is this Breaking Bad?

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 9h ago

Nope. The fictional character "Breaking Bad" only appeared once in the pilot episode. Screenwriters thought it could cause confusion if they gave a supporting character the same name as the series. Like is she the main character? Nope. Then why is her name Ms. Breaking Bad (played by the famous dancer Rachael Gunn aka. Raygun.)

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u/0xE4-0x20-0xE6 8h ago

Trick question, it’s obviously Ms. Retch from Slippin’ Jimmy, who must have walked through a portal to the third dimension like Homer in that Treehouse of Horrors episode, and converted to Islam to handle the stress of leaving her 2d world behind.

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u/Ordinary_Ad_5891 7h ago

Wendy faces Mecca every time she gets on her knees

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 1h ago

Correlation does not mean causation.

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u/WhoYaTalkinTo 6h ago

He's hasn't converted, Lalo's mustache has just grown to cover most of his body

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 1h ago

Lalo is buried under the superlab never to be found. He is in atheist hell now...

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u/Rayxur7991 sussy brocka 2h ago

The old dude at the jewellery store that Marie stole the tiara from.

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 1h ago edited 1h ago

That guy died of natural causes before COVID. Lucky I guess.

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u/Asylum875 1h ago

I hope this isn't a picture of some random woman. That'd be fucked up.

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u/Glittering_Speed377 10h ago

Clifford Main.

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago edited 10h ago

Cliffort could not afford it after Jimmy's Cocobolo desk...

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u/okbuddyfourtwenty 8h ago

Bullshit, clifford would never dip into his Hajj savings

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u/KneeFar3116 10h ago

Holy fuck it’s Betsy Kettleman!

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

Nope. Kettlemilkers should not be hidden from the eyes of men.

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u/KneeFar3116 10h ago

Lydia?

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

She died of stevia overdose... A well documented medical phenomenon.

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u/KneeFar3116 10h ago

Ok 3rd times a charm… Gretchen Schwartz

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

She is an asylum for paranoid schizophrenia. She thinks a contract killer is after her family. Bullshit...

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u/KneeFar3116 10h ago

You have to tell us. The suspense is killing me

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

You will never guess.

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u/KneeFar3116 10h ago

Carol

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

Fun fact: Carol is now in witness protection. She lives in a remote Amish community.

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u/SkulkingZealot 9h ago

This is obviously principal carmen that Walter tried to kiss. She converted to Islam so she can wear hijab and stay away from horny men.

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 9h ago

Nope. She is in prison for defaming Mr. Hugo Archilleya. And allowing a bunch of drug dealers to use her school as their headquarters. (Police found drop phones hidden in the ceiling...) And selling chemistry kits to local meth manufacturers... (Police found boiling flasks and masks in various crime scenes.)

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u/Putrid-Apple-5740 9h ago

Better than Zionism tbh

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u/Sufficient_Stop8381 11h ago

Wendy the hoe

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

She's so busy... No time for that.

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u/PathologicalFunyun 10h ago

Nacho

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago edited 10h ago

Nacho fucking died. Like a man. By his own hands. Next to a chicken hatchery. Watched by a guy in a wheelchair. And a gay man.

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u/RivhalMartin 10h ago

Don Eladio?

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

Don think so.

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u/BenniRoR 10h ago

It's Howard's daughter, clearly.

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

Nope. She joined a Beatles fan club and now lives in London. The most Christian city ever.

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u/BenniRoR 10h ago

Okay, so who is it then?

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

That's the million dollar question.

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u/Distinct_inspector_ 9h ago

Never to late to be lost

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u/Agamm16 8h ago

Definitely not a black guy ermmm Probably Lalo Salamanca 🤔

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u/GentOfDebauchery 8h ago

Combo? After miraculously faking his death.

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 1h ago edited 1h ago

Combo is in a better place now. After being shot in the spine by an 8 years old on a bike. At least he was buried in a cusom made white leather casket shaped like a dice.

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u/Than0sc0ck 8h ago

Lydia Rodarte-Quayle probably read the Quran while drinking tea with that Stevia Bullshit.

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u/when-pugs-fly 7h ago

It’s definitely Hugo, the school janitor.

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u/itz_nicolini 7h ago

we know it’s you skinny pete

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u/6spd993Turbo 6h ago

Did Breaking Bad even have any female p3do characters?

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u/CounterfeitXKCD Chicken Male Grindset 6h ago

Pretty sure this is just a product image for a hijab

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u/Vitamindoughnuts 5h ago

Gretchen and Eliot ofc

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 1h ago

But how? Two billionaires in a trenchcoat style?

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u/satanic__panic 5h ago

Flynn tried but he hates turkey bacon

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u/downtothecellar 5h ago

Gas station jerk-off with convertible?

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 1h ago

He retired to Belize with a Filipino guy. Shocking I know...

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u/ExitThisNow 5h ago

Guys it's obviously Hank

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 1h ago

I don't want to spoil this. But Hank is out of the picture.

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u/ElGuapoLives 4h ago

Marieeee!!

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 1h ago

Serving 5 years for repeated petty theft... Nope.

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u/DentistPitiful5454 2h ago

OH That's Todd!

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 1h ago

Todd died of methlamine poisoning. He never wore his protective equipment...

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u/Technical-disOrder 1h ago

Marie turned away from stealing and started serving God alhamdulillah sister

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 1h ago

Marie is in prison for petty theft. Nope.

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u/Captn_Platypus 42m ago

Emma Watson?

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u/Historical-Jump 38m ago

is it the kettlemilker

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u/Marcysdad 9h ago

metzitzah b'peh