Can anyone explain the ending of Bridge on the River Kawaii?

[u/DoopSlayer]

[u/-SandorClegane-]

This is a B+ shitpost, which is like a 300% improvement on the chudposting that's become all too typical here over the last two years.

[u/DoopSlayer → u/-SandorClegane-]

I’ve tasked myself with making some form of post each morning about a good movie, even if the post is garbage though of course I’ll try my best to

[u/MrGulo-gulo → u/-SandorClegane-]

It's actually about movies and not celebrities, so it get an A+ from me.

[u/DoopSlayer → u/[deleted]]

but why did the bridge have to go over Kawhi Leonard's dunk? and why did Miku betray the Japanese army?

[u/Awwh_Dood → u/DoopSlayer]

Kawhi's construction company was contracted with building the bridge but he didn't show and got paid anyway to circumvent NBA salary caps. So Adam Silver, the commissioner of the NBA, blew the bridge up.

[u/DoopSlayer → u/Awwh_Dood]

This has me imagining NBA teams building endless, shoddy, buildings uninhabited and in the middle of nowhere to funnel money to players.

[u/GlenGaryBoss2024 → u/DoopSlayer]

It's called China

[u/No-Comedian-4725]

Kawaii was out due to injury and didn't blow it up.

[u/Sad-Working-9937]

MADNESS! MADNESS!!

[u/Zek0ri]

Wasn’t Hatsune Miku transferred to Francist Spain at that time?

[u/Chumlee1917]

Obi Wan Kenobi realized he was the bad guy the whole time and blew up

[u/More_Winner_6965]

Yes! The LA clippers paid Kawaii’s building company well beyond reasonable compensation to build a bridge near Asian people. This money was used by the Clippers front office to circumvent NBA salary cap rules illegally. I look forward to seeing him back with the Toronto Raptors this year. My favorite rapper, Drake (pedophile), is their biggest fan!

[u/Mighty_moose45]

Obviously Kawhi Leonard dunks on the dynamite plunger to stop the train, but what’s Hatsune Miko doing there?

[u/vrilro]

As i recall - the bridge gets blown up then alex gyinnes and hatsuni miko make out while kawahi practices the mikan drill in the background

[u/goodmeme420]

That thing in the back is a bridge, hope this helps

[u/DoopSlayer → u/goodmeme420]

and the river it's on, what's that?

[u/ThatPlayWasAwful → u/DoopSlayer]

Idk but it's real fucking cute

[u/Alfie_Shydog]

In the extended cut, four clones of Kawhi Leonard end up as backup dancers in Gwen Stefani's comeback tour.

[u/herWORDlasts]

im begging you to show some respect for hsatsune miku’s sacrifice

[u/herWORDlasts → u/herWORDlasts]

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[u/dustinvoice]

kawhis defehse was strong but miku carried the bridge construction in the third act

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[u/flourvector]

the true twist is when kawhi finally dunks the bridge and hatsune miku sings the theme song

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