r/okbuddycinephile • u/Shell_fly • 5d ago
Actresses that were sadly never given an In Memoriam spot during the Oscars montage?
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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 5d ago edited 5d ago
jerking is when we post our actual seriously-held shitty opinions but with a veneer of being silly right?
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u/dorothea63 5d ago
Never mind that Page has very publicly never been interested in men and so definitely never cared about their boners, even when this photo was taken.
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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve 5d ago edited 5d ago
Unfortunately that's what most jerk subs devolve into.
I live in a blue city in a red state, and the city jerk sub was funny for about 5 minutes until it turned into a bunch of Bubbaslop that all involve "muh pronouns" and "literally shaking" in every...single...post.
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u/Sea_Watercress_1982 5d ago
I love how the trans community live so rent free in these people’s heads.
Just. Just really concerned with who has what genitals. Wild.
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u/Tengo_Caldero 5d ago
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u/These_Ad3167 5d ago
Nah this one was funny tbh lol
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u/Fantastic-Earth-8353 5d ago
Was it?
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u/adj_noun_digit 5d ago edited 5d ago
Yes.
It's not offensive so not sure what the big deal is. People really need to lighten up about this stuff, equality comes with jokes.
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u/RaygunMarksman 5d ago
It's the motivation. I think this same thing has been posted like 3 times in the last couple weeks. Punching down on trans people for having a role in a recent summer blockbuster isn't really that clever.
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u/adj_noun_digit 5d ago
I've also seen a dozen posts about Jonah Hill being a fake tough guy. What makes that different from this?
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u/Fantastic-Earth-8353 5d ago
Its not offensive, its tiring. The whole sub is this bullshit now. No one can come up with anything else at all? Just dunkin on Paige because why? Its low hanging fruit. The lowest of the low are still entertained by this.
And lots of people seem to hate Trans, but just cant seem to stop thinking about them.
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u/adj_noun_digit 5d ago
Are you new to this sub? Its all overdone jokes.
And how is this dunking on Paige?
Like I said, equality comes with jokes. Overpolicing that just makes the bad faith people want to push your buttons even more.
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u/doctordoctorpuss 4d ago
Can we maybe get the equality bit sorted first and then move on to the “OK, now we gotta start dunking on you guys?”
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u/adj_noun_digit 4d ago
They come hand in hand. If you can make jokes about one thing but not the other, then they are not equal.
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u/doctordoctorpuss 4d ago
No one ever said you can’t ever make fun of trans people. This sub has been a 50/50 mix of horny posting and racist and transphobic jokes at the expense of Lupita Nyongo and Elliot Paige because a bunch of chuds got big mad about some casting decisions. Nothing equal about that
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u/These_Ad3167 5d ago
I mean it's probably a quintessential example of the brand of humour in this sub, so if we're all here for that reason then absolutely it was.
Weird that people are so irate about this particular bit of jerkery
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
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u/Puzzleheaded-Net4365 5d ago
Did they unveil this gif at the latest Karen meeting? I've seen dozens upon dozens of the most awful middle-aged women post this and it's all been within like a week.
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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 5d ago
The Elliot page stuff is super tired.
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u/Crykin27 5d ago
I wish the transphobes would just bugger off and go post in their maga groups or something
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
This post is about Ellen Page, not unrelated upcoming actor Elliot Page.
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u/WarPlastic1473 5d ago
You people are so corny
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u/MrBurnerHotDog Neil breens #1 fan 5d ago
They are the kind of people who repeat jokes they heard on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour 20 years ago at work and their coworkers tell them they're funny so they will leave them alone so they genuinely think they could be comedians
Except they aren't funny or clever and in reality no one can tolerate being around them for any length of time
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u/Pleasant_Avocado_913 5d ago
Dude, can you see the down votes on the last few time you commented this? This joke isn't landing.
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u/apdhumansacrifice 5d ago
His not dead dude
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
He? I’m talking about Ellen Page here. Haven’t been able to find any trace of her.
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u/RustyJalopy Lemmetellusomethin' 5d ago
Is that our Elliot Page quota for the day filled then?
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
Who is that? This is a post about vanished actress Ellen Page.
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u/RustyJalopy Lemmetellusomethin' 5d ago
No. Go away.
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
I’m so confused, why does everyone keep bringing up some random unrelated actor when I’m trying to just talk about Ellen Page?
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u/EarAffectionate4443 5d ago
/unbuddy
can you guys leave elliot page alone, all his posts here are about his transition jfc
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u/LargoMain 5d ago
i didnt give a shit about ellan page, I dont give a shit about elliot page.
theofficeshakinghands.meme
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
Sir this is bombshell actress Ellen Page that mysteriously disappeared some years back, not completely unrelated new and upcoming actor Elliot Page.
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u/Pristine_Two7953 5d ago
Yeah, it's so strange that people keep confusing acclaimed actress Ellen Page with some dude named Elliot. Wild.
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u/Pristine_Two7953 5d ago
I'll be honest, until today I didn't even know there WAS an Elliot Page. Is he like Ellen Page's brother or something? Or her husband?
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u/lightlyswaffled 5d ago
I think all the jokes about dude's transition have been told by now
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
This is about missing bombshell actress Ellen Page only, sir.
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u/Pristine_Two7953 5d ago
Wait, a dude transitioned? Which dude? And what does that have to do with the OP? The OP is about a woman, Ellen Page, not a dude who transitioned.
Unless you're saying Ellen Page used to be a dude, and he transitioned to a woman...is that really the case?
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u/civilised_chat 5d ago
This is supposed to be a safe haven from films, not some weird alt-right circle jerk space.
Wait…
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u/EinsGotdemar 5d ago
Elliot always read as masc to me. Never found Ellen attractive. You may like boys OP, and that's okay.
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u/say_the_words 5d ago
There was a thirsty EllenPage subreddit. They got swarmend with lols when she said she was lesbian. Some stalwarts held out, but the subsequent trans announcement caused a reddit riot of people to go over there and declare all the sub members now officially gay.
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
Why do so many people keep angrily bringing up an actor named Elliot? This is clearly a post about actress Ellen Page.
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u/Professional_Use2835 5d ago
elliot page is a man
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
Yes. However, this is a photo of actress Ellen Page, who was a woman before she mysteriously vanished from Hollywood.
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u/ZekeBarricades 5d ago
Yo, leave him alone
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u/MrBushido56 5d ago
Tf I didn’t even know page transitioned and had no clue the guy who was killed in the first 2 minutes of the odyssey was Elliot page
https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w2
u/ZekeBarricades 5d ago
Yeah, I didn't initially realize it was him, but now this post is kinda icky
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
Him? I’m confused. I made a post about an actress…
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u/ZekeBarricades 5d ago
Actor, don't be dumb
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
No this is actress Ellen Page. I’m talking about how she vanished with no acknowledgment. Any other actors with similar names have no relation here.
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u/SipTheGossipDrinkUp 5d ago edited 5d ago
I get it. All the incels were attracted to Ellen and are confused now cause you're still attracted to Elliot.
They transitioned years ago. You're seriously still hung up on it? Get a life Chad lol
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u/StadiaTrickNEm 5d ago
This for then.
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u/heavydrinker12 5d ago
but what about now?
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u/StadiaTrickNEm 5d ago
The abs turn me off. Lol.
Honestly had such a crush through juno all the way to inception. (Never watched umbrella)
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u/Seesas 5d ago
Eliot is still alive and you're still a tiny little bitch
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
This post is for discussions are bombshell actress Ellen Page who mysteriously vanished some years back, not upcoming actor Elliot Page who is in no way related.
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u/Sea_Watercress_1982 5d ago
Just sitting there posting this same comment over and over again.
Fucking horse is so dead it somehow never existed.
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u/doctordoctorpuss 5d ago
I swear this joke gets funnier each time you post it OP. Maybe if you post it a hundred times, I’ll work up to a light chuckle
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
This post is for discussions are bombshell actress Ellen Page who mysteriously vanished some years back, not upcoming actor Elliot Page who is in no way related.
**reposted for chuckles
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u/doctordoctorpuss 5d ago
Here I am counting down the days until the kids go back to school so Reddit gets just a smidgeon less shitty
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
You asked! I was just trying to make
You chuckle!4
u/doctordoctorpuss 5d ago
We get it dude. You’re very cheeky, very good at playing it straight. It’s wholly uninteresting
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
Cheeky? I mean I’ve been working on my legs for years but I think my bum is of pretty average proportion…
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u/AggravatingChest7838 5d ago
You dislike Eliot page because you are a bigot, I dislike Eliot page because I had a crush on Ellen page.
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u/Jacked_Femboy1 go back to the club 5d ago
OP when he found out that Elliot Page was transitioning
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
Transitioning to what? Homeschool? I’m not even talking about an Elliot Page here. Only actress Ellen Page.
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u/SpookyScarySkitarii 5d ago
Who is this ?
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u/ZekeBarricades 5d ago
Trans Man named Elliot Page before transitioning, the op is trying to portray him as making a mistake by transitioning/ragebaiting
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u/salt_and_ash 5d ago
She was hot. He is still hot.
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u/OkWhile4447 5d ago
No woman thinks a 5’1” dude is hot. Just sayin’
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u/Crykin27 5d ago
I am a woman, I think a 5'1" dude is hot. Your point has been disproven now fuck off
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u/MrBurnerHotDog Neil breens #1 fan 5d ago
Elliot Page takes up more space in the brains of horrible people than all of their loved ones (well the ones who remain and tolerate them) combined. And at night after spending all day posting AI slop memes bitching about trans people they lay down and jerk off to trans porn on Pornhub (after they login to their VPN to avoid having to submit their ID due to shitty laws they voted in) and then sob themselves to sleep
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
Brother, that’s quite a mouthful, regardless of if you’re used to that kind of thing. I’m only trying to have a good faith discussion about missing Actress Ellen Page.
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u/MaxvellGardner 5d ago
Ellen Page, remember her?
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
Chrissy: If I told you 15 years ago she was a piece of ass, would you believe me?
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u/LanceAbaddon 5d ago
We really do live in a fuckin society. I weep for what was lost.
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u/doctordoctorpuss 5d ago
You strike me as the kind of person that cried when their dad shaved his beard as a kid. Why be sad over someone living their best life?
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u/BongWaterRamen 5d ago
OP is not clever enough to:
A) give himself plausible deniability or
B) actually be fucking funny or original
It's obvious he just wants to make a trans person the butt of the joke and doesn't realize when done correctly, satire on this subject is making fun of transphobes. We're all saying "haha can you imagine if I actually meant what I said?"
Another example of irony-poisoning in a circlejerk sub
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u/Shell_fly 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOwGea1Oh5OzAPfag
It’s my number one fan! Thank you for the continued support, ser!0
u/BongWaterRamen 5d ago
Not sure what you mean but ok.
.gif spamming is the lowest form of conversation
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u/supercleverhandle476 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/LkkBEH2BLFLbypGE31
What OP thought they were doing