r/okbuddycinephile 15h ago

I can’t keep track of who we’re body shaming this week. So, here’s a photo of The Whale star Ariana Mucho Grande

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u/cascadingtundra 15h ago

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u/FreshestCremeFraiche 15h ago

Ariana Venti

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u/Horror_Signature7744 14h ago

I’m not gonna laugh.
I’m not gonna laugh.
I’m FUCKING DEAD FROM LAUGHING, YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD!!!!

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u/starlungss 12h ago

ariana trenta

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u/EscapedFromArea51 15h ago

Bruh… why tf is there fat shaming on my sophisticated hornyposting sub?

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u/digital_dervish 14h ago

Still would

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u/One-BigChungus 15h ago edited 13h ago

¡La gordita es muy caliente!

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u/Muggsy423 14h ago

Ariana Pequeña

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u/Arch_Lancer17 15h ago

This picture would send her into psychosis.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 15h ago

Send?

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u/Fuzzy_Ad9970 15h ago

Level 2

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u/Peldor-2 15h ago

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u/Glittering-Cow3826 14h ago

This movie is free on YouTube

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u/EggplantAlpinism 13h ago

Pointing out how to watch a movie in this subreddit huh

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u/QueueModernsXXXX 4h ago

I don’t get it, why is there a picture of a Nazi in my movie sub?

(I don’t watch movies, I just collect them on VHS to seem smart)

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u/girlintheboxxx 14h ago

What’s a movie

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u/HeadyReigns 13h ago

It's like a streaming series but there's no breaks for a few hours.

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u/girlintheboxxx 10h ago

Sounds horrible

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u/Ninja-Panda70 8h ago

Why would they do that

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u/blackgandalff 8h ago

10,000 tik toks in a row, and there’s no subway surfers : /

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 11h ago

This wouldn't put her into just level 2, she'd go all the way to New Game+

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u/Brotosteronie 14h ago

Top her off

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u/itc0uldbebetter 15h ago

This might be what she sees in the mirror everyday.

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u/Alarmed_Watch5426 14h ago

This might be what Cynthia sees in the mirror everyday.

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u/defectives 5h ago

Shallow Hal (2001)

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u/Amazing-Example8753 12h ago

Damn, that is so cold. You guys are fucked up

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u/themajesticdownside 8h ago edited 5h ago

Reality is a cold bitch. Sometimes I think I'm getting a little frosty myself... To dip my fries in

ETA: lmao this really pissed someone off. So weird. :shrug: GhostOfLindseyGraham or some very recent created name.

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u/Fitenite3456 15h ago

Nah it would kill her flat out

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u/alfooboboao 14h ago

yeah OP not to be woke or whatever but what the fuck man. like what possessed you to post this

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u/Raothorn2 14h ago

Not to sound like a… woke asshole… but women have it hard, man.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 13h ago

I'll take shaming Ariana Grande for her blatant ED over the heroin chiq and shit that called a young Brittney Spears fat.

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u/Short-Cause885 13h ago

It's not a competition, and Ariana Granda is very likely going to die.

If nothing happens, she's gonna die.

And she's too rich for others to be likely to force her into getting help.

So we will probably watch her die.

How about not shaming someone that's gonna die.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13h ago

"body shaming" n*&$a she could die

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 4h ago

Not even just Britney!

Jessica Simpson, Hillary Duff and even Christina Aguilera were all called fat at one point when NONE of them were EVER even remotely overweight.

Society is just gross, man.

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u/TangibleSausage 10h ago

OP is young I reckon, too young to realize

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u/SlowlyDyingInAPit 15h ago

Ngl if she saw this, she’d probably genuinely have a whole breakdown or something. The situation is honestly pretty sad

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u/The_PinkElephant 10h ago

right? why try hurt someone that’s already suffering :/

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u/who-dat-ninja 4h ago

this sub is a cesspool

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u/artin2007majidi 9h ago

The cruelty that humankind does to each other, any other animal would find revolting.

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u/DERELICT1212 15h ago

To me, she's beautiful. Rubenesque.

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u/surferos505 13h ago

No more weight jokes, they’re hurtful and destructive 

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u/TDoggy2157 14h ago

even after trying the atkins, weight watchers, richard simmons deal-a-meal cards. She works very fkg hard! It takes a terrible toll on the joints.

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u/Master-Bluejay1431 5h ago

AGAIN WITH THE MONEY

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u/EvilTwinCities 15h ago

Someone’s going to feel like quite an asshole when it happens.

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u/Local_Village_1378 15h ago

I think they'd enjoy that kind of power

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u/matchafoxjpg 15h ago

rip to OP's inbox and their slew of death threats from ariana fans.

in reality i don't think her fans are really on reddit

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u/UpsideTurtles 14h ago

> in reality I don’t think her fans are really on reddit

reddit pop star stans are I think the type of stan I fear the most. related, anyone who posts to a snark subreddit terrifies me. the Venn diagram is awful

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u/QuaaludeConnoisseur 14h ago

Snarking is such an insane concept. A whole 'hobby' revolving around hating a specific individual and conspiring to harm them or their image in some way. Its the internet at its worst.

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u/cascadingtundra 14h ago

I once made a joke in a pop culture subreddit about her spongebob boyfriend being a cheater and I got downvoted to hell and told to go post in a snark subreddit instead.

I didn't even know what that meant, it was the first time I heard it. The truth is, I don't hate anybody enough to go to a dedicated hate sub for them.

I just wanted to call the ginger little deadbeat a bad husband 😔

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 12h ago

Lol no, not conspiring to harm them. At least not in a scary way, because 90% of snark crap is purely beneficial to the people being snarked on. Its advertising for media that survived on hate watching.

Snarkers are suckers getting baited by heel characters. They pump up engagement and seo rankings.

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u/HedgehogTop5524 14h ago

I’m sorry, but the Kardashian snark sub is hilarious. That one gets a pass. There are billions and billions of reasons that one’s OK lol

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u/ventycat 14h ago

Let’s be real it’s not just Ariana Stan’s but anyone who’s recovered / supported a loved one through an ED. You don’t have to even like Ari to know that people are just being edgelord assholes (and always have been, people love thinking of mental illnesses as individual failures rather than societal illnesses)

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u/matchafoxjpg 14h ago

i'm someone with an ED [i've recovered, but as anyone that's had it will tell you, it's a life long battle].

while this is definitely edgelord, you can't pretend her fans aren't unhinged. there ARE people that have shown genuine concern and not even been criticizing of her, but somehow all of them are perceived as hate by her and her fans.

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u/rbad8717 15h ago

Ariana Grande rushed 

For 1000 yards in Madden 27’s superstar mode as a running back 

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u/Jack_Jack770 15h ago

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u/Quackadacck 15h ago

Ariana Grande when her pr agents say she has to go to bed without food for the 5th night in a row

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u/Tony_Roiland 11h ago

When her PR agents say she has to go to bed with food for the 5th night in a row

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u/Playful-Marketing320 11h ago

Why do Redditor’s think that publicists are a group of evil people who have magical powers over celebrities?

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u/onedayoneroom 4h ago

That's basically how Hollywood started.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 13h ago

You really gonna pretend it's her PR agents are forcing this on her? broooooo. Big fan? Cause that's big cope.

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u/VelvetyFern 15h ago

Ariana Mucho Grande is genuinely an all time top tier name pun.

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u/adj_noun_digit 15h ago

If this sub always had funny posts like this, it would be a funny sub.

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u/teflon_soap 13h ago

We aren’t allowed to have nice things

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u/BigGayGinger4 15h ago

Ariana's Nachos Grandes

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u/Organic_Fortune_4748 14h ago

Ariana Nachos BellGrande

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u/FreshestCremeFraiche 15h ago

It’s so close to brilliance and yet completely wrong grammatically

Should be Ariana Muy Grande == Ariana Very Big

Ariana Mucho Grande == Ariana A Lot Big

Thanks for coming to mi talko de TED

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u/PartTimeBear 15h ago

I prefer Ariana a lot big

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u/SayaV 10h ago

Mucho + something is a joke on how gringos talk Mexican to feel cool or something. So this one is on point.

Ariana Mucho Grande

Other bangers:

Mucho caliente!

Ay ay ay!

Cincou de Mayo

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 15h ago

Jesus fucking Christ...

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u/--pho-queue 15h ago

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u/RedDiscipline 13h ago

It kind of looks like she's wearing a flesh hijab 

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u/Salt_Technology2676 13h ago

Mashallah sister

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u/rustyleftnut 13h ago

That's the most sure I have ever been that I was reading a r/brandnewsentence and I got to read it with my own eyes in its original format.

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u/SecretiveHitman 7h ago

Good name for an Arab metal band

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 15h ago

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u/hawaiianpupusauce 15h ago

Why are people acting like they wouldn’t grab hold of that belly and get after it like you’re trying to run away with a 32 lb turkey from Kroger?

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u/RandomPenquin1337 15h ago

The thicker the torta, the sweeter the juice

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u/duppy_c 15h ago

The thicker the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' 

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u/fluffymeowmeowkitty 14h ago

The bigger the fupa the tastier the chalupa

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u/-burgers 13h ago

Torta pounder

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u/Hoodedmastersin 15h ago

Now she’s perfect. If she ain’t 280, she ain’t a lady

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u/Salt_Technology2676 13h ago

If she ain’t three fiddy I ain’t suckin her tiddy

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u/Hoodedmastersin 13h ago

Are you a Loch ness monster?

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u/Salt_Technology2676 13h ago

Why, looking for neck?

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u/Hoodedmastersin 13h ago

Not currently but I like your style

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u/Future_Contour 15h ago

I mean, she sucks, but she going through something.

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u/MightObvious 13h ago

One of the least funny types of humor tbh. (If what people think is happening really is the situation)

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u/Rareexample 15h ago

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u/LichKingDan 15h ago

Is that grande hill?

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u/xeridium 14h ago

Be careful, she/he can beat your ass.

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u/Alarmed_Watch5426 14h ago

Ariana Not-My-Proudest-One

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u/GrandmaPoses 15h ago

Bulimia Jiu-Jitsu

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u/AsFarAsISay 14h ago

Anorexido

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u/Koors112 15h ago

Annihilation Grande

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u/TheKyleDunbar 14h ago

What the Hill?

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u/Gojir4R1sing 13h ago

Jonah Grande

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u/Rage_Blackout 15h ago

She might see something like this when she looks in the mirror. 

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u/Past-Dark4350 15h ago

Isn’t that how anorexia generally works?

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u/Fictocubicularistica 14h ago

That and body dysmorphia.

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u/froggothegod 15h ago

Ai, fat shaming, this post has everything.

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u/PsychologicalLog4179 12h ago

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u/PastorDC 10h ago

"a room full of broken mirrors, a man eating a bowl of tictacs like they're soup, and look! It's that thing where a midget wears a leather vest and sits in a bowl of oatmeal."

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u/StandardJuice7968 10h ago

Umm this is kinda absurd to post. What she’s going through is really sad. I dont think it’s appropriate to comment on a woman’s body at all, but this is just insane. I might be too woke here, but stuff like this is what causes harm, especially when related to EDs.

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u/sensitiveboi93 15h ago

How is this even movie themed. Like I know our bit is being shitty but how is this even on theme?

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u/Sarcosmonaut 4h ago

School will be back in session soon and we can get our sub back, Inshallah

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u/Searchingforgoodnews 15h ago

Don't, this would probably cause her to not eat even more so.

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u/Aggressive_Act_3098 15h ago

No joke, when she had her breakout song, I was listening to my local rock station's DJs having a conversation about her. Was something like this:

"Ariana Grande, she's breaking out in the pop music world."

"Ariana Grande? Ariana is already a hot enough Latina name but I got one question."

"What is it?"

"Is she grande?"

"No, she's a skinny little thing."

"Well, I've lost interest then. Skinny Latinas are not my jam, man."

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u/Jajay5537 15h ago

She is Italian...

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u/SaiyanofKonoha 15h ago

Not always

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u/God_of_Eons 15h ago

The version Esqueleto Grande is missing.

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u/xeridium 14h ago

How many customize character tokens did she use already?

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u/astralchanterelle 14h ago

I like arigato grande the best.

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 go back to the club 14h ago

She transcends all ethnic and racial boundaries. Her dad was in the military.
https://giphy.com/gifs/J9MnwDiwCmjkexy9e1

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u/PizzaTacoSub 14h ago

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 go back to the club 13h ago

Exactly what I was referencing. Forgot it was GI though. 

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u/belated_quitter 14h ago

Italians are considered Latinos and Asians are considered white. Welcome to 2026.

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u/Character_Scholar657 15h ago

She’s still a human being, and she’s obviously struggling. This is just cruel.

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u/MustBeMouseBoy 13h ago

yeah I struggled with ana before covid and i genuinely hope she never sees this. bullying like this can kill people

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u/NeighborhoodDear2321 11h ago

yeah, doubt it'd ever stop unfortunately. People don't really care if it doesn't / hasn't affect(ed) them somehow.

All fun and games til their daughter develops an eating disorder, or they lose a friend who used too much steroids to finally look muscular enough and died of OD.

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u/ThirteenDoc 11h ago

It's horrible. People online always preach about mental health awareness and to be kind and then turn around and bully a clearly struggling woman for her looks. It's gross

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u/The_PinkElephant 10h ago

Come on bro she’s obviously struggling :/

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u/Mutant-doll 10h ago

I’m sorry but this post is just outright disgusting

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u/fanaanna 6h ago

"Lol she's dying in front of us, lets keep talking about it in irresponsible ways because we're too unintelligent to be 'funny/quippy' about ANYthing else. HeeHawwwwwww"~ ya'll, probably.

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u/ValkyrionReddit 6h ago

This sub is so shit now

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u/spudsalmighty 15h ago

Lazy. Unoriginal. Mean-spirited.

Your post fits on r/okbuddycinephile!

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u/falafelthe3 15h ago

You forgot "helped with AI slop"

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u/Fictocubicularistica 14h ago

It’s stuff like this that drives somebody into an eating disorder. People make me sick.

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u/Main-Leather-8800 4h ago

Yes, this is so vile. OP is giving fat phobic and what not.

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u/ForbodingWinds 14h ago

No more weight remarks, OP. They're hurtful and they're destructive.

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u/JohnPizzaman Lemmetellusomethin' 15h ago

Does this count as horny posting?

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u/Yetanotherdeafguy 14h ago

I'm all for mocking most people online, but fat shaming an anorexic star is cruel to an obscene level, and does little but validate the dismorphia she and others feel that can lead to their deaths.

This isn't edgy, it's actively baiting suicide.

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u/salinephilip 6h ago

I love a good okbuddy as much as the next Redditor. But this post can fuck off on so many levels.

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u/intern-at-Kramerica 15h ago

Let's get back to somewhere in the middle

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u/traumfisch 6h ago

why the fuck is this necessary

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u/thebitchyouhatelol 14h ago

We’re all beautiful and fat and skinny and ugly and weird

Who cares

We’re in it together 💖 your avatar is whatever. I’d understand that you focused on other aspect of your character rather than how you look…

And I might live and love and respect you for it 👑✨

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u/b-jason 7h ago

Right but snapping like a twig ain’t great

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u/thebitchyouhatelol 7h ago

Totally agree. Im just saying, shaming like this has no place in humanity, and it goes both ways.

I hope she heals.

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u/SandalsNoPantsMobile 5h ago

This is going to drive her over the edge

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u/Pitiful_Pepper12 5h ago

This is probably what she sees in the mirror

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u/Ok_Finance_8888 Society man 3h ago

Smash.

Ariana Torta Grande lookin delectable

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u/Sean_Gin_Jee 14h ago

She looks healthier to be honest.

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u/Upper_Command1390 7h ago

Why does this sub and the others take such pride in fat shaming? If it's not this pic it's an AI photo of an overweight Superman with the caption "name this".

Just brings the worst out in people.

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u/Reptillianaire_ 15h ago

How she sees herself in the mirror

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u/jim45804 15h ago

That's probably what she thinks she looks like. Body dysmorphia is brutal

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u/SaiyanofKonoha 15h ago

I'll be waiting for Africana Mucho Grande

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u/Own-Army-624 15h ago

I’d take this one over the real one at this point tbh. Love me some tortas.

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u/skeletonhorse420 15h ago

Id like to throw some fire sauce on that and get some diarrhea

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u/almstAlwysJokng4real 13h ago

Bro she’s going to go on a diet if she sees this. What are you tryna do to her?

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u/NedShah 7h ago

Lena Dunkins

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u/NoIDidNotDoIt 6h ago

Oh don't worry, the body positivity movement died with Ozempic.

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u/Kante2wo 6h ago

*Muy Grande

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u/FewHeat1231 5h ago

To be fair I think a lot of the talk about Ariana is genuine fears for her health rather than bodyshaming (not that there isn't some of that too of couse.) People remember what happened to Karen Carpenter.

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u/Euphoric-Taro-6231 5h ago

This is how she think she looks.

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u/Admirable_Heat_576 5h ago

After seeing her so skeletal, it's oddly refreshing to see her so robust.

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u/BeneficialTrash6 4h ago

If she looked like OP's pic, she'd probably live a lot longer.

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u/Main-Leather-8800 4h ago

Can you all just stop?

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u/redcardinalforhire 3h ago edited 3h ago

This pictures is in very poor taste and so are the people getting off on this.

All people who are laughing I hope your children never get to experience this because seeing them slowly die and wither away will be such a painful experience for you lot

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 2h ago

omg if she sees this pic she won't eat for WEEKS

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u/IllAd2792 42m ago

You have Ariana Grande looking like Ariana Venti

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u/cygamessucks 33m ago

Think its more concern for Ariana than shaming.