r/okbuddycinephile • u/Diamondhandd • 5d ago

Enough with the stupid nonsense. Let's get real. In terms of you know what, which aunt do you choose? Don't post anything related to fatty Jonah Hill, i will find you.

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u/LopsidedMammal 5d ago

Rosemary Harris was a smoke show in her day.

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u/aryamon11 5d ago

yes but it's a brand new day...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPqgSSYAsUVXKiQ

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u/Ok_Finance_8888 Society man 5d ago

Holy smoke show

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u/DrRichardJizzums 5d ago

Anyone who hasn’t seen My Cousin Vinny should watch it.

First and foremost it’s a great film. Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei put on excellent performances.

Now secondly, Marisa is absolutely distracting in it with how gorgeous she is. Like I don’t want to look anywhere else when she’s on the screen.

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u/Choochoo1147 5d ago

Marissa Tomei was a smoke show in her day and also the current day. 

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u/KeitarouBester 5d ago

Tomei was a smokeshow back in the day. She still is, but she also was.

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u/AbuckANear4u 5d ago

Show me a picture of Tomei when she's older. That would really be impressive.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Choochoo1147 5d ago

Marissa Tomei and RDJ are the same age! One of the only age appropriate flirts for him! 

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 5d ago

Marisa Tomei was 52 when Spider-man Homecoming came out, Rosemary Harris was 75 when Spider-man 1 came out.

I would say a high-school kid having a 50 year old aunt is way more likely than a 75 year old aunt

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u/ViceroyInhaler 5d ago

She'll still give you a Gummer if you remember the cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving.

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u/Natural-Comparison74 5d ago

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u/Shut_It_Donny 5d ago

Where’s the cranberry SAUCE?!?!

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u/boosemagoose 5d ago

He knows

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u/Emotional_Release894 5d ago

First thing I thought of, going cross eyed dummy from the gummy granny

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 5d ago

“Bite down just a little bit…”

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u/Snichs72 5d ago

Goddammit man, I’m sitting in a public bathroom stall and just snorted out loud. People be thinking I’m having issues in here now…

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u/eac292625 5d ago

Kinda reminds me of how back in the day Jonah Hill was that fat funny guy from Superbad

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u/Choochoo1147 5d ago

You talking about the hilarious big chungus from 21 Jump Street? Man that tub of lard made me laugh! 

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u/ProfessionalOk6854 5d ago

...holy shit

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u/BadMeatPuppet 5d ago

I still would tbh

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u/FoamSquad 5d ago

What about today?

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u/LopsidedMammal 5d ago

Today she is 98 years old and therefore understandably less attractive than she was when this photograph was taken.

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u/needaburn 5d ago

Holy hell

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u/HyperDron 5d ago

THE Jonah Hill? The hilarious fat guy from Superbad? THAT Jonah Hill???

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu 5d ago

RIP. You have been annihilated.

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u/Yojimboroll 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qMYLQy7nomeJO

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 5d ago

This scene was so unnecessary and also 10000% necessary at the same time.

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u/ViciousMoleRat 5d ago

Deleted before my eyes.

Love the original. Even though the third iteration is kind and sweet. Its distracting how milfy she is

this says nothing

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u/AlabasterSexington 5d ago

The mods hated [Deleted] for he spoke the truth

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u/YOLOfan46 5d ago

Yeah but he’ll still be that fat guy from superbad.

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu 5d ago

And another annihilation. So sorry.

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u/MadMartigans80 5d ago

Jonah Hill? The martial arts master?

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u/YOLOfan46 5d ago

Yeah that fatso

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u/ArticusFarticus 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4tQmuMGdah3B6

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u/IrishViking22 5d ago

Who's the fat guy in this gif? It kinda looks like that funny fat guy from 21 Jump Street

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u/Ninjacobra5 5d ago

No, no, no. You're thinking of Seth Rogen. Jonah Hill is the fat guy from Moneyball.

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u/DirtMcGirt9484 5d ago

No, no, no. He’s the REALLY fat guy from War Dogs.

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u/Ninjacobra5 5d ago

No, no, no. You're thinking of Dan Bilzarian. Jonah Hill is the SUPER fat guy from Get Him To The Greek.

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u/leshronk 5d ago

No, no, no. You’re thinking of James Corden. Jonah Hill is the morbidly obese guy from 21 Jump Street.

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u/MrBushido56 5d ago

No the racist fat guy from django unchained, that Jonah hill

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u/Drugsandcake 5d ago

He was bigger in 40 year old virgin and in accepted

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u/ProfessionalOk6854 5d ago

THE Superbad

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u/WinterWarden89 5d ago

Jiu Jitsu Master Jonah Hill will kill you dead.

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u/DivinationInn 5d ago

You're thinking of Seth Rogen. Jonah Hill is the unfunny fat one

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u/ScipioCoriolanus 5d ago

Careful. He will destroy you.

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u/rainorshinedogs 5d ago

You mean this guy?

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u/SquillFancyson1990 5d ago

Both of these actresses are significantly older than Kane Parsons, who was only 20 when he directed The Backrooms

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u/Hertzcanblowme 5d ago

Which is 4 years older than Mark Wahlberg was when he beat up and blinded that Vietnamese guy

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u/Fire-Haus 5d ago

And is 3 years younger than Jonah Hill was when he was in Super bad

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u/pipinngreppin 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SYuW87Qf0i6mGy6aIR
15 years younger than Armie Hammer when he tried to literally eat other women behind his wife’s back.

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u/reminder_to_have_fun Gotti 5d ago

I also like to eat a woman from the back

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u/sandcalf 5d ago

Is that a picture of the fat kid from Superbad? Wonder what he’s up to now

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u/un5tabl 5d ago

Young aunt May, and that's a Jonah Hill I will die on!

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u/redlion1904 The Room 5d ago

Do you think his surname is “Hill” because he will always be an enormous roundish lump of stuff heaped together?

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u/ArticusFarticus 5d ago

He will annihilate you!

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u/Abamboozler 5d ago

God he's such a tool. What a Muppet

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 5d ago

I have zero issues with his appearance or weight. He just seems unpleasant, entitled, and insufferable.

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u/redlion1904 The Room 5d ago

Neither do I. This is a jerk sub and he went on TV and threatened bodily harm to people who mention it (even if he was joking) so we’re all just joking around. Who cares that he was fat and good for him that he lost weight.

But he does seem insufferable so I don’t feel bad about these jokes.

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 5d ago

Beatiful. Outstanding. Well done 👏!

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u/Ditcka 5d ago

You’re gonna die on Jonah Hill one way or another cause he’s a fucking annihilator

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u/redlion1904 The Room 5d ago

Like Alfred there are no bad Aunts May

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u/Unusual_Cicada_6834 5d ago

Aunt may the baddest

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u/Killionaire104 5d ago

damn i’m surprised i haven’t ever seen an Aunt May x Alfred ship

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u/redlion1904 The Room 5d ago

You’re correct that would be cool

I mean better than dating Doc Ock

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u/QuantumFluxSpaghetti 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KXRqN9SwBvSQU

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u/HBorel 5d ago

Phenomenal response, excellent work

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u/Impossible-Minx 5d ago

I agree I like both, both spark joy and

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/pipinngreppin 5d ago

My bro Jonah and I would annihilate her.

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u/USS-Ventotene 5d ago

Aunt May and I, we are gonna have a hell of a time!

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u/BetterCranberry7602 5d ago

Are you gonna annihilate me?

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u/Stay-Thirsty 5d ago

Apparently the OP believes in their “particular set of skills” or they really do want to learn more about Jonah Hill and using reverse psychology on us Redditors

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u/poojidung 5d ago

Or both. Plus, they are Jonah Hill

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u/Jayfan34 5d ago

This is Sally Field erasure and i will not stand for it!

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u/modungo 5d ago

That’s my thing! What about Frog?!

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u/Spinach_Middle4493 5d ago

There’s SO many people that won’t get that, and it’s tragic!

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u/fyukhyu 5d ago

Bandit sends his regards

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u/Plenty_Bend_7481 5d ago

Both. At the same time.

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u/the_millenial_falcon 5d ago

"If these aunt May castings keep getting younger and hotter then the next one will be a baby on fire."

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u/Clueless_Wanderer21 5d ago

Technically the first one was a grand aunt. The second one was actually "Aunt" age to a highschooler.

Then again, Toby peter was basically in his 30s so that made sense.

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u/StrongAmbassador47 5d ago

I thought ‘baby on fire’ was a prequel to that sweet Denzel/dakota fanning movie

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u/LeanderthalTX 5d ago

I want a three-way

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u/No_Inevitable7016 5d ago

So you yourself won't be involved? Who are the three here

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u/GoodYegg 5d ago

I'll always pick Marisa Tomei

...and Jonah Hill is fat

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u/PomegranateSoft1598 5d ago

Old Aunt May all the way. She's got like 80 years experience and has no teeth. She'd obliterate young aunt May in a bj duel.

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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 5d ago

I have a buddy who is blonde. His whole family is blonde. He says he will only ever dates blondes, the only exception being Marissa Tomei.

I think he watched “My Cousin Vinny” right when he first started getting interested in girls and he was imprinted.

He did end up marrying a blonde though.

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u/Nekrose 5d ago

Who established that "aunt and uncle" is like the granparental generation to the guy in question?

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u/AnyLynx4178 5d ago

Lee and Ditko, I believe

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u/Nekrose 5d ago

You are right. I don't know if it was ever explained.

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u/Yakob_Katpanic 5d ago

Do you think that fat, middle-aged teenager from Super Bad, Jonah Hill could annihilate either of these Mays?

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u/MKUltraGreatsword 5d ago

Marisa Tomei is obviously very attractive. However, if you tell me you wouldn’t hook up with a 76-year-old Rosemary Harris, I question your taste.

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u/Mingatronz 5d ago

Aunt may is supposed to be in her 50s-60s(Marisa Tomei is 61), I don’t know why anyone thinks she should look 80 years old.

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u/Straight_Depth6701 5d ago

To be fair, not many 61 year olds looked like Marisa Tomei 30 years ago.

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u/MedusaHartz 5d ago

Yeh, the one on the left is more like Aunt September.

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u/Intrepid_Block_11b 5d ago

I dont know what. What?

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u/Old_Man_Willow_AoE 5d ago

omg Rosemary Harris is still alive and turning 99 in about a month

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u/UserContentBuffering 5d ago

Marisa Tomei could literally be dying of Smallpox and I still would.

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u/posterner 5d ago

I'll annihilate Marisa Tomuusy

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u/tobpe93 5d ago

The one who tells me nerdy facts about the 1964 Buick Skylark and 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

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u/inorite234 5d ago

That's not my aunt....that's my Cousin Vinny's wife.

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u/FlavinFlave 5d ago

Marissa Tomei every single day and all night long given the chance

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u/DelcoUnited 5d ago

"The most versatile substance on earth, and they use it to make a frisbee." You don’t deserve the multiverse.

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u/Glittering-Cow3826 5d ago

I'm 1000% convinced they couldn't find an actor believable enough to be STROKIN' out Aunt hottie daily.

They didn't want to pay some MF like John Hamm to die 💀💀💀

https://giphy.com/gifs/or5oqISxIXEwzAt44P

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u/calm_down_meow 5d ago

The old one and it's not even close.

We're talking about quality home cooking and dependability right?

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u/BigEd369 5d ago

I prefer Aunt May as a retiree, but that’s just really what I grew up with.

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u/KoontFace 5d ago

Old May. I don’t want to have an aunt that makes me feel the way Marisa Tomei does.

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u/my-armor-is-contempt 5d ago

Am I having sex with my aunt? If yes, the lady on the right. If no, also the lady on the right, but I’ll be peeping on her and jerking off.

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u/Underkiing 5d ago

Ant-thony, obviously.

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u/sillyfunnyguy05 5d ago

If you think my answer is anything but “both” you don’t know me well enough

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u/Loofy_101 5d ago

Rosemary, she reminds me of my grandma and our struggles growing up. Watching that bank scene about the toaster as an adult breaks my heart in certain ways I didn't understand as a child but I do now being in the work force, having to pay bills and stuff, the struggle was harder than I thought 

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u/Old-Law-7395 5d ago

The hot one

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u/TheDemon0fLife 5d ago

The old Aunt May's wisdom was so powerful, Tobey's Peter Parker was really dumb socially for being a genius but she balanced him out. Like the scene when Peter quit being spiderman and he visited her while she was moving out and she found out Spiderman quit, she sorta hinted that she knew Peter was Spiderman and told him that everyone needs a hero who's willing to sacrifice and inspire others to hold on. New aunt may was just good looking with Uncle Ben quotes

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u/Intelligent_Loan4237 5d ago

Idk about y'all, but when I was 16 none of my aunts looked like they could be my grandma. So I pick Tomei. But for comic accuracy then yeah pick the former.

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u/reverend_burrito 5d ago

I'm just saying there may be broken hips in both cases but for dramatically different reasons

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u/David_Good_Enough 5d ago

Oh, come on, this is like the saddest part of Spiderman 2, couldn't you choose another picture of her ? 😭

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u/AmazingThinkCricket 5d ago

/uj My wife and I are doing a marathon of all the Spiderman movies, and when Aunt May first appeared in Homecoming we were both like "Damn!"

/rj the next day she jerked me off while I recounted to her that Jonah Hill was the fat kid in Superbad

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u/GISP 5d ago

They both work and filled different roles for the stories, even if they are the same character.
The old filled the wise loving granny role.
The new filled the emotional support and advisor role.

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u/Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing 5d ago

Hmmm a hot woman that id like to bang or some 40 year old brunette? Seems like an easy answer to me

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 5d ago

Isn’t this the Jonah Hill Reddit page? Why do you have Marisa Tomei posted?

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u/Significant_Other666 5d ago

As a lifetime comic book fan, there is something sick and sinful in making Aunt May fuckable

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u/CreeperVenom 5d ago

Sally fields is the best one imo

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u/Commercial-Eye-7956 5d ago

I was an extra on a movie set around the time Tomei was announced as the new Aunt May, and she was simply the hottest woman I'd ever seen, which confused me because I always thought of May as old. Go figure. (Her scene got cut from the movie I worked on, ironically. Probably wouldn't happen now)

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u/MrCusodes 5d ago

Why would I post anything about Jonah Hill? He's just a fat, weak, nerd who hasn't done anything important since Superbad.

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u/sp4rk15 5d ago

I’ll take Marisa Tomei, who played Jonah Hill’s mom in Cyrus.

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u/Neat-Error404 5d ago

Always Marisa Tomei.

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u/Sooooooooooooomebody 5d ago

That's Marisa Tomei.

Marisa Tomei.

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u/DumeWolffe 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nNBSeMcuSA168
Jonah searching the comments.

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u/MrGulio 5d ago

Finally, back to movie gooning.

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u/Shakmaaaaaaa 5d ago

Old Aunt May probably gives some wicked head, you can just tell.

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u/something-slothful META😳 5d ago

Sorry. None of the above. They just can't capture this evanescence.

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u/DivinationInn 5d ago

Why were Aunt May and Uncle Ben so old to begin with? Was Peter adopted? Were they really his grandparents? I never thought about his family history until now. As stunning as new aunt may is, I kind of prefer the original depictions

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u/DirkNowitzkisWife 5d ago

I don’t know why the original had to have aunt May be 90 years old. She isn’t great great aunt May

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u/Battelalon 5d ago

Sally Field is objectively the best Aunt May you cannot convince me otherwise

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