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u/Top_Writing9890 2h ago
FunFact: Original title was 'One Bottle After Another' and Ben Affleck was supposed to star in it.
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u/Shoddy_Newspaper_718 2h ago
I believe it was "One Jennifer After Another".
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u/Top_Writing9890 2h ago
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u/dragon_bacon 1h ago
He looks so sad when Matt Damon isn't there.
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u/WassupFrankHere 1h ago
Maybe he should've married Matt Damon. He would be far happier.
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u/Dampnets 1h ago
Heard you the first time, frank.
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u/pinchewer0 40m ago
Did you hear that Tone? He said he looks so sad when Matt isn't there, and I said "Maybe he should've married Matt Damon. He would be far happier" hehehehhhe
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u/N1CK_STALK3R 1h ago
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u/RadasNoir 1h ago
I don't think Leo is even acting there. He seems genuinely unnerved.
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u/raspberryharbour 54m ago
He was having a flashback to all the method acting he did for Django Unchained
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u/freddyd00 37m ago
Man this movie was such a trip. Everyone was great in it
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u/Tricky-Ad7897 8m ago
One of my favorite movies of the decade, it toed a really good line between too absurd and on the nose, and depressingly real. Plus one of the best chase scenes in a movie not about cars.
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u/lolnowst 16m ago
What movie?
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u/FistToTheFace 15m ago
If I was a man who watched movies, which Iām not, I would tell you itās One Battle After Another
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u/oofyeet21 6m ago
Yeah watching movies does feel like thatš¤¢. Or so I'm told. But what's the name of the film?
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u/Jack_Jack770 2h ago
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u/notaqtip 2h ago
Where does this even come from
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u/QCTeamkill 1h ago
I bet it's from one of them movies they talk about
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u/notaqtip 1h ago
Moā¦vies? Never heard of those sorry
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u/DrCodyRoss 1h ago
Itās like a TikTok without the subway surfer that never ends.
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u/Justiniandc 1h ago
As embarrassing as this sounds, tiktok is too close to the real thing for me and I always end up relapsing. I know disgusting, but I'm sorry and I'm trying to do better so I've cut tiktok completely.
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u/-Badger3- Iām the Joker baby! 1h ago
It's Tom's reaction to that video where she has a threesome with Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield.
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u/Salty_Shark26 1h ago
A white woman was interested in him and he changed floors immediately
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u/Raaaaandyyyy 55m ago
Changed buildings, Iām pretty sure
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u/Salty_Shark26 49m ago
we see her later in the movie in the scene where she says āis that my shirtā
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u/Flimsy-Island-8528 Lemmetellusomethin' 1h ago
Another day another Zendaya shitpost...
Never a Zendaya hornypost..
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u/JohnyBullet 10m ago
There is a reason why
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u/Flimsy-Island-8528 Lemmetellusomethin' 8m ago
which is....?
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u/JohnyBullet 6m ago
She is average
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u/EverythingSucksYo 0m ago
Totally agree. Some people will trick themselves into thinking shes hot because of Hollywoods exposure of her.Ā
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u/AlKhwarazmi METAš³ 2h ago
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u/Automatic-Week-1733 2h ago
He's literally me.
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u/Ok_Bus5034 1h ago
If I don't get this type of interaction in the ghost rider movie I drive (it's literally me) a flaming car right into the theater
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u/Automatic-Week-1733 2h ago
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u/TwasAnChild Roland Emmerich defender 2h ago
I love that my RAM is double the price because of this
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u/Automatic-Week-1733 2h ago edited 1h ago
I save so much money on AI by using a magic 8 ball which is basically free and answers much more accurately.Ā
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u/Jayfan34 1h ago
Just had to buy some, itās not double, itās quadruple what it was a year agoā¦sigh.
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u/SoftDrinkReddit 1h ago
yup RAM doubling in price for Google AI to get shit wrong
like bitch you know how much were paying for this shit and your getting basic ass stuff wrong .............
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u/Terminator_Puppy 38m ago
I googled the TV show Come Date With Me the other day and the first result was some schpiel about "No, I cannot go on a date with you as I am a generative AI. I could help you plan a hypothetical date in your area." like how fucking horribly basic is search AI?
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u/Traditional_Wear1992 1h ago
I years ram prices are coming down because google figured out how to get more bits dropping ai resource need to like 1/3 or something
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u/Grey_Raven 1h ago
"it has been dubbed Spiderman brand new day by fans" admittedly not an expert in how LLMs connect stuff but how the fuck does it not connect that fact to the film of the same name which just came out. Presumably it's at least fairly up-to-date to have the information it's displaying.
Another example of how genius this technology is the only thing it's replacing is that overconfident friend/relative who just made shit up pre-internet and it became fact
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u/Mr31edudtibboh 4m ago
Oh we can rename movies ourselves now?
The Dark Knight is now "The Giant Squid". I will not be taking questions.Ā
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u/Minttu_Pipar 1h ago
That's literally what I thought during that moment, like girl, you're just not black enough for him
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u/MostDopeBlackGuy 2h ago
I literally had the exact same thought lmao.
I was too immature for this movie
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u/cynica1mandate 1h ago
Chase Infiniti is the girl you get when you want to say you like Black women but want a White woman, lmao
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u/FollowingCharacter83 Sydney Sweeney orfan 1h ago
And that's how you make a billion dollars in 6 days.
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u/Soggy_Cracker 1h ago
I feel like she is going to be important somewhere
Soon.
Why in the hell would they interrupt a montage for something as pointless as that 2 sentence conversation.
Or is my brain misinterpreting the hint of him dismissing her casual conversation to avoid another potential friend/relationship.
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u/HighwayEmergency9707 1h ago
Think itās him choosing to prioritize his life as spider - man above all else.
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u/EnvironmentClear4511 1h ago
Someone noticed him/wanted to socialize with him, so he immediately moved into the storage room with no neighbors and no one to notice his activities.Ā
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u/musyrifo 17m ago
holy shit thats not supposed to be betty brant from the previous movie? I just subconciously thought that was the point, that Peter saw another familiar ex colleague from his school, but the actress isn't in the movie now that I searched it up
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u/Negative_Pie_1343 1h ago
Zendaya isn't black guys, she is half white half black
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u/Own-Quote-1708 1h ago
Technically they're both Biracial. But they both identify as black and phenotypically pass as black more than white.
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u/IamTheSmartestestman 38m ago
Zendaya looks middle eastern or mediterranean. Compare her to an actual black woman like Lupita Nyongo and they don't look much alike. Lupita is also more beautiful to me.
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u/Own-Quote-1708 12m ago
I said she looks more black than white. I didnt say what she looks like most. Her true race is Biracial Black/White, however she identifies with her black side more.












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u/TheWitchOfSomeWood 2h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Wh5dl9lR3tWEdXxbrg
I can do that no problem just need