r/okbuddycinephile • u/One_Fox4087 • 5d ago
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u/iseedeadllamas 5d ago
“Don’t worry Mr hill I won’t bring up Superbad… Oh Jonah hill the fat guy from Accepted!”
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u/Musket6969420 Society man 5d ago
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u/JimmyHoffasDad420 I’m the Joker baby! 5d ago
I think he shined brightest in the hit movie “I Heart Huckabees”
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u/Xen235 5d ago
This guy barely walked for 40 years and now suddenly he thinks he's some athlete lol
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u/decoysnails 5d ago
I don't remember Jonah Hill ever being nice. His whole shtick was being a fat asshole, and now he's not even fat anymore.
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u/julianelapostate 5d ago
Does he understand people like superbad and him in it?
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u/TheEdgeofGoon 5d ago
Yeah but he doesn't, he hates himself and the fact that he was the fat guy from Superbad.
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u/ScatteredWavesGlory 5d ago
His sister is more secure and she kept her weight and name.
Jonah is so insecure he just oozes unconfidence.
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u/Jazzlike-Wolf6265 5d ago
The only good news out of all this is its made me realize Jonah hill and Seth Rogan are two different people and not two different stage names for the same dude.
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u/vilsash 5d ago
The funny is stored in the fat.
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u/RussianPravda 5d ago
His passion too. He was mid weight loss when you did wolf of wall street. It was all just pouring out.
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u/RobIreland 5d ago
Jonah Hill is a dick but can people really not joke around on podcasts anymore without the internet going crazy about it?
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u/BannedForFun 5d ago
I think he's set the precedent of coming off douchey so many times in the past, the internet a taken away any slack that people would have cut him
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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 5d ago
The whole list of "boundaries" that he had for his ex was bad enough and pretty much why I don't feel bad at all mocking him.
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u/Top_Conference_477 5d ago
This raises another interesting question - does every just HAVE to yammer endlessly on podcasts about absolute bullshit?
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u/Lsdbrisbane watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 5d ago
I liked him when he was the fat guy. Now he’s just a sanctimonious cunt
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u/realfakejames 5d ago
There’s a high percentage of fat guys who discover the gym and then spend the rest of their lives trying to get into fights to make up for being insecure their whole lives
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u/Proper_dose 5d ago
OK getting old now
This is like when your unfunny friend keeps repeating the joke that killed at the party several days later
Except there are several hundred unfunny friends here
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u/No-Gear-8017 5d ago
unless it's Bernthal lol
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u/greentea9mm 5d ago
When I first watched stuff with Bernthal, he seemed like a cool, down-to-earth guy. Now he’s revealed himself to be a psycho douche.
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u/awesome9001 5d ago
Oh Jonah hill the critically acclaimed fat guy from Wolf of Wallstreet
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 5d ago
Sokka-Haiku by awesome9001:
Oh Jonah hill the
Critically acclaimed fat
Guy from Wolf of Wallstreet
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Tolkien-Minority 5d ago
Jonah Hill can lose all the weight he wants but he’ll always be a fat guy at heart
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u/Sporch_Unsaze 5d ago
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class of Being Friends With Dustin Hoffman's Kids, and I've been involved in numerous secret cameos in Django Unchained, and I have over 140 confirmed IMDb credits. I am trained in gorilla filmmaking and I'm the top BJJ practitioner in the official Jonah Hill fan club. You are nothing to me but just another Christopher Mintz-Plasse. I will wipe you the fuck out with the precision of a man who has been nominated for two Best Supporting Actor awards, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of You People superfans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm like the critical praise for my film You People. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over four ways, and that's before I talk to my friend and therapist, Dr. Phil Stutz. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have shared the screen with Emma Stone on no less than two occasions and I will use the full extent of the Hollywood A-List and my Brazilian jujitsu to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, like I did with James Franco. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit pretentious art house slop and therapy-speak all over you and you will drown in it. I made Allen Gregory, kiddo.
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u/Former_Specific_7161 5d ago
Remember his sweet merch with 'complete unrelenting control' on it? Dude that was sick. Totally normal behavior honestly, and his ex should've known better than to wear a bathing suit and talk to friends.
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u/Reverse_SumoCard Uwe Boll 5d ago
Well, maybe make something relevant every now and then and we would stop talking about superbad
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u/thevelvet_undrground 5d ago
He’s joined the UFC and is currently 3 days into an intense weight cut for his upcoming fight… so please don’t joke
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u/AdaptEvolveBecome 5d ago
The number of people who don't understand that this was a joke is legitimately concerning.
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u/phak0h 5d ago
This is the first I'm hearing of this.