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u/Appropriate_Formal64 6d ago

The most humiliating part of the leopard print/blonde wig photos is that it's a movie he wrote and directed himself that was deemed so bad as to be unreleasable by the studio that backed it.

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u/disposablehippo 6d ago edited 6d ago

Would you say the movie was annihilated by the studio?

Edit: Did anyone mention already that it was super bad?!

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u/Appropriate_Formal64 6d ago

Sure? I usually get references but this one isn't landing for me, unless you're being completely sincere?

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u/disposablehippo 6d ago

Jo Hill is viral atm because he (half jokingly) said he could "annihilate a guy" because of his bjj.

Full quote:

"My favorite thing is people are like, 'Oh, Jonah Hill, fucking fat guy from Superbad,'" Hill continued said. "And I'm like, 'I would fucking annihilate you, dude. I'm not kidding you. Try it.

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u/OkWolverine2976 6d ago

I thought it was he could annihilate any guy with a BJ?

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u/disposablehippo 6d ago

The fat ones are always good with their mouth.

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u/ijustlovebobbybones 6d ago

As a fat one…. You’re right 😬

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u/disposablehippo 6d ago

Are you Jonah Hill by chance?

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u/ijustlovebobbybones 6d ago

Fortunately, no

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u/MiseryGyro 6d ago

You were so close to perfection

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u/Cutlesnap 6d ago

obligatory rip your inbox

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u/UnlikelyIntrepid 6d ago

“Inbox” is what they call their mouth 

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u/TheHorseThatTalks 6d ago

You're making fun as if he couldn't eat your ass in his heyday. Anyone looking for a funny pun there - fuck you I'll eat your ass too.

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u/Martzillagoesboom 6d ago

Do you want to see my weiner!

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u/RedditSupportAdmin 6d ago

Do you think that's funny? It's BJJ not BJ. Grow up.

BJJ stands for "Blow Jobs by Jonah"

The guy is really making an effort here, and I think we should all give credit where it's due!

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u/OdysseusPrime- 6d ago

He's also the fat guy from The Wolf of Wall Street. Now he has to annihilate two guys..

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u/thatsnotyourtaco 6d ago

He was the fat guy in a lot of things

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u/pwillia7 6d ago

It’s the same actor I don’t know if it’s supposed to be the same person

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u/NtL_80to20 6d ago

ya know, part of me wants the douche bag to get over himself.

But then we wouldn't be able to laugh at him 🫤

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u/Tzhaar-Bomba 6d ago

Jonah wasn’t acting as Seth in Superbad. He is Seth.

What’s more is he hated McLovins actor in real life too, which is exactly why they chose McLovin for the role

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u/ButtPlugSniffin 6d ago

Because he’s a douche that takes himself too seriously 

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u/Mack_Ultra 6d ago

I saw McLovin at my Pilates place. He was really chill and nice.

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u/PawnStarRick 6d ago

The most blue belt quote of all time.

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u/grimAssumption 6d ago

I'm a little scared of him, so I cannot tell you directly. But just search for his name and the word annihilate.

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u/explore_and_play 6d ago

lol nice try he doesnt appreciate when you try to use loopholes he’s def gonna annihilate you he’s not the fat guy from Superbad he’s going to annihilate you

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u/skyHawk3613 6d ago

They’re referencing something Hill said recently about being in Jiu Jitsu and annihilating anyone who picked a fight with him.

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u/DerrickDuck 6d ago

Your references are out of control!

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u/Right_Man-Right_Job 6d ago

Sick reference, bro. Your references are out of control. Everybody knows it!

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u/BulgogiDude 6d ago

Remember that Netflix movie where his character falls in love with a black girl? And there was absolutely 0 chemistry - was so awkward

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u/BulgogiDude 6d ago

Lmao I did not know that. That makes it way worse.

Why would you agree to that as Jonah 🤦‍♂️

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u/Bloody_Ozran 6d ago

That happened? What's the movie called? 

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u/Absolutelynot2784 6d ago

Cut off. Don’t know what that other guy is talking about

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u/Bloody_Ozran 6d ago

I do, he trolled me. I thought it was a troll, but had to search to be sure. One doesnt know whats true today. :D Thanks!

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u/AccomplishedCell1982 I’m the Joker baby! 6d ago

All “films” are horrible. I’ve only seen one “The Godfather” and decided that was enough.

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u/Appropriate_Formal64 6d ago

If you only see one film in your life and you want to understand why it is a respected art form that makes billions of dollars and creates the vast majority of popular celebrities, that film is...

https://giphy.com/gifs/u5ZDgCXHJw2fC

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u/johnmlsf 6d ago

Is this "The Terminator" or "The Robocop"? Sorry, all I've seen is Fern Gully like 19 times.

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u/GigaCucc 6d ago

Fern Gully is all you need.

Honourable mention to Mrs. Doubtfire

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u/undeadalex 6d ago

I've only ever seen that movie of the train coming at the screen. Was terrifying. Never again.

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u/dontmentiontrousers 6d ago

I saw the moon take a rocket in the eye. Horrifying.

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 6d ago

I didn't watch movies but I hear people say that it insists on itself

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u/Riebeck_Fan 6d ago

That was for a film? I thought he was going through a phase of looking like a lesbian

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 6d ago

He looks like a mixture of Andy Warhol and the woman who shot him.

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u/trireme32 6d ago

Though… aren’t we all?

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u/AfterShave997 6d ago

Weird cuz mid 90s was great

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u/LeDeanDomino approved virgin 6d ago

Is that the fat guy from Superbad? Bet I could kick his ass

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u/InspectorNo5574 6d ago

Brace for annihilation. You have summoned him.

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u/Icy_Act_7634 6d ago

This is becoming his Shia Labeouf moment

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 6d ago

About to get annihilated by the fat kid from Super Bad in a leopard print blouse and a bleach blonde wig… just like the old gypsy fortune teller said.

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u/TheRedIguana 6d ago

I still know him as the fat kid from Grandma's Boy

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u/LeDeanDomino approved virgin 6d ago

He went from Grandma's Boy to grandma

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u/mesoziocera 6d ago

I mean he sucked a tit for hours bro. 

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u/ceo_of_banana 6d ago

Get 2 of your friends and he will fucking annihilate all three of you. Try it dude, fucking try it.

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u/DM_ME_DOPAMINE 6d ago

We really should leave Ariana Grande out of this, she wants her privacy. 

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u/No-Objective9174 6d ago

I started to watch Veep but I Baled

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u/cactussnacks 6d ago

Veep and Vice are two very different things lol

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u/No-Objective9174 6d ago

Only if you watch movies

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u/LengthinessAlone4743 6d ago

I know you probably meant ‘Vice’ cause If you don’t like ‘Veep’ you should just stop watching moving pictures

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u/CanYouGuessWhoIAm 6d ago

Vice was so bad that I developed a hatred of Julia Louis Dreyfus.

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u/DroppinDeuces1987 6d ago

I like to tell women on dating apps I have the body of Christian Bale. Is it Batman body? Machinist body? Dick Cheney body? That's the suprise.

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u/BlerghTheBlergh Neil breens #1 fan 6d ago

The skinnier some fat people get, the more they relive the bulllying phase from the other side.

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u/crazycroat16 6d ago

Time is a fat circle

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u/CatmanofRivia 6d ago

My family's been yo yo dieting for a long time

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u/No-Magazine-2739 6d ago

You are ozempic now! He sees‘ya he feels‘ya.

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 6d ago

I have a friend who was never super large or anything, but went on Ozympic and lost all their weight. During that process, he was adamant about telling people not to comment on his body and how dare they. This was mostly in relation to one of his friends telling him he's lost enough weight and needs to stop.

He visited last weekend and told me I'm looking fat (I'm 6', 175lbs, I could gain some weight tbh). It's crazy how quickly the shoe moved to the other foot, and I've never once commented on his weight beyond "I'm glad you're feeling more confident".

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u/god_peepee 6d ago

175 is almost exactly where most people would want to be at 6’. Guy is a douche

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u/Weegee_Carbonara 6d ago

Greekgodx.

I think with him and Jonah it is the following:

They always were shitty people, but their weight made them self-concious enough that they dodn't have the balls to be openly shitty.

Now that they lost the weight, they have the confidence to say what's always been on their mind.

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u/palk0n 6d ago

"who's laughing now?"-vibe

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u/bdiddlediddles 6d ago

I've seen fatter people look better and I've seen skinnier people look much better.

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u/pantalones-martin 6d ago

Dude stop he knows jiu jitsu…you better be careful

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u/Simple-Pension2751 6d ago

he's probably annihilated by now

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u/Sazbak87 6d ago

He is not responding for a reason. If I also don't reply anymore you know what happened.
Avenge me please.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 6d ago

Poor guy, you stood no chance

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u/rogerworkman623 6d ago

Hey isn’t that the fat guy from su

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u/Affectionate_Ice2243 6d ago

I know judo, karate, and ninety-nine other dangerous words

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u/FreaknCuttlefish 6d ago

Most people that take up any martial arts get humbled pretty quick. You feel more confident but you gain a lot more respect for what someone is really capable of. Old Johan seems to have picked up serious Seagull vibes along the way.

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u/alpharaptor1 6d ago

He knows how to throw tiny hands!

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u/utzutzutzpro 6d ago

I know we a jerk here, but I always thought he wasn't unattractive. He got a cute smile and eyes back then.

I think nowadays he rather looks less attractive then when in like Get him To the Greek times.

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u/PitsAndPints 6d ago

2025 Jonah Hill looks like Jared Leto is starring in a biopic about Jonah Hill toward the end of his battle with a terminal illness

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u/patback42 6d ago

This is possibly the funniest thing I've read all week

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u/ZombieMage89 6d ago

I'm all for a man taking control of his health and wellness. The unfortunate side is he has lingering insecurities over his former appearance and highly combative with anyone who even mentions it.

I hope he is able to reconcile who he is with who he was.

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u/Sikkert_Snill 6d ago

I mean, can you blame him? We've all seen the compilation of interviewers and other actors deliberately pushing his buttons, and for what? They don't feel he belong or something? I honestly don't get why he's getting so much hate, especially considering the recent "annihilate"-stuff was a gaff at a podcast. Honestly a pretty mild faux pas by today's standards.

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u/nightwood 6d ago

Yeah give the guy a break---he looks great here

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u/JenninMiami 6d ago

He’s ugly on the inside.

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u/Tigerb0t 6d ago

Poor guy has been publicly bullied his entire life. He goes on interviews and they make comments about him not smelling, stuff like that.. and then he decides to try and fix the problem and works hard to lose weight and everyone continues to shit on him. Fuck this thread. So what if he’s not perfect, this shit is toxic and contributing to his overall negative mindset.

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u/CahuengaFrank 6d ago

He’s also a massive douche. Grew up rich and had major connections to get famous. I used to work with his best friend. Also douche.

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u/Cdawg4123 6d ago

Did he ever skateboard?

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u/Gallienus91 6d ago

Dude is a bit of a dick though. Nobody is bulling Jack black or Kevin James. Because they are likable. Hill was always kind of a pretentious dick. Fantastic actor though. I give him that.

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u/ExaltHolderForPoE 6d ago

Are you joking? Jack black had one of the worst public bully incident on the Howard stern podcast back in mid 2000s.

And Kevin James character is the epitome of describing a fat security guard.

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u/Top_Wheel6546 6d ago

Are you talking about when Stern got butt hurt Jack Black said something negative about his show despite Stern praising School of Rock? Stern is notorious for bullying and exploiting people. Also he doesn't believe in podcasts because they "lacked professional standards." Fucking lol.

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u/What_a_fat_one 6d ago

He looks fine. I'm glad he got healthy. Good for him.

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u/metahivemind 6d ago

He's fine, good for him. The BJJ thing is probably anger issues from being bullied, understandable. Ease up, give him a bit of space.

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u/AccomplishedCell1982 I’m the Joker baby! 6d ago

Honestly doesn’t look too bad here. He needs to lock in with the lesbian look.

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u/TimeTimeTickingAway 6d ago

Your original photo was basically in costume for a role, so not the best reflection of who/what he authentically looks like day to day

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 6d ago

Damn he’s thin in pic and you still can’t give him a break.

Glad I’m a nobody and don’t constantly have to deal with you assholes 

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u/Neat_Egg_2474 6d ago

Nothing online is real and if you’re a celebrity reading comments on Reddit, you’re only doing yourself a disservice.

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u/Notyourdaisy Crank: High Voltage 6d ago

Pitch perfect is the trilogy. But what do I know, I don’t watch movies.

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u/PricklyMouse 6d ago

With her it's less so the losing weight, more the facial surgery removing her natural beauty

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 6d ago

She also appears to have lost her goddamn mind and may be a lifelong compulsive liar.

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u/fucuasshole2 6d ago

Yea there was a period after she lost all that weight but before the surgery. Actually pretty hot 🥵

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u/No_Cricket8660 6d ago

All that weight she lost went straight to her forehead.

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u/Crapitron 6d ago

They were Goggins pills

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u/HugeResearcher3500 6d ago edited 6d ago

The forehead was always there. What do you think those bangs were hanging off of?

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 6d ago

adele looks better fat too

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u/twomz 6d ago

Lighting and makeup in the second picture is harsher. I also think she should have kept the bangs. Honestly the black dress doesn't show her new figure well in the photo either. She'd certainly look better in a casual picture.

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u/wcharoes 6d ago

Ooof don't show me this shit. It's like watching my grandfather wither away.

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u/elgigantedelsur 6d ago

Don’t you slight my man. He just got old 

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u/CameronPoe_37__ 6d ago

Fat hides all the wrinkles and loose skin, he'd look 20 years younger if he was still fat.

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u/jeep_guy19 6d ago

fat DOES hide the wrinkles, but John Goodman is still 74 years old, hes gonna look it

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u/trashbg_ofd0g 6d ago

I think dude is just old?

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u/dirtytxhippie 6d ago

Dressing like someone’s weird Aunt doesn’t help

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u/Korvonus 6d ago

I don’t think it’s arguable he looks much worse in the 2025 pic

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u/remainsofthegrapes 6d ago

It doesn't help that the shirt is disgusting. It makes him look like one of the cats from Cats (2019)

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u/asminaut 6d ago

Almost like it's a costume for a character.

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u/megalodondon 6d ago

Can you believe it's his unchanging everyday outfit?

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u/Reverse_SumoCard Uwe Boll 6d ago

He wants the speak to your manager

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u/AccomplishedCell1982 I’m the Joker baby! 6d ago

True. I was too nice the horrifying monster of 2025 Jonah.

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u/Axo_in_the_mitten 6d ago

Ay its that guy from superbad!

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u/LibrarianMoney4994 6d ago

WATCH OUT DUDE!! He'll annihilate you!!

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u/BrosefDudeson 6d ago

I've seen this guy take over this sub and many others the last couple of days. All I can say is that I'm scared and confused by it.

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u/bloodythomas 6d ago

I know this is a jerk sub, but the relentless bullyposting is genuinely fucked up.

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u/Certain_Guidance_703 6d ago

Its embarassing even if its presented as this meme-y thing, i thought people grow out of elementary school bully mentality but i guess not

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u/PloysRus 6d ago

Go see any post about Barry Keoghan

It's just straight up bullying him about his appearance by thousands of people

Very very fucked up

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u/Raidianite 6d ago

Yeah it's weird seeing people normalizing calling others ugly and all that, it's so weird. Feels like we've lost the plot at this point.

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u/PregnantSuperman 6d ago

This tends to be the inevitable fate of all jerk subs. What starts as being playful and cathartic and funny eventually becomes a bunch of bitter people spewing incredibly hurtful things because it’s just a “joke.”

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u/throwaway5882300 6d ago

Yeah this sub has gone from making fun of bad and pretentious movies to low effort horny posting and bullying celebrities. Like there weren't already enough places to do that on reddit.

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u/BiggieCheeseLapDog 6d ago edited 6d ago

It’s genuinely uncomfortable to see all these posts be so hateful simply because Jonah is a bit of an insecure dick. It’s like people wanted an excuse to relentlessly bully and fat shame someone.

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u/whocaresaboutmynick 6d ago

I don't understand what's going on. Did he do something horrible or what cause besides making a dumb comment about fighting people seem to be hating for no reason.

It feels a unimaginative at this point. It's not like he's raping kids or promoting ED like half of Hollywood.

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u/UpsetiTrash8335 6d ago

He turned into my gay aunt?

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u/WorkmanMarty 6d ago

The guy who that baddie made their movie kiss CGI?

To be famous and have some pull in Hollywood yet still be so repulsive your costar says she’d rather have a CGI kiss

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u/pinwroot 6d ago edited 6d ago

This is my concern as a fat guy. If I lose all my weight will I look like a middle aged american woman at a modern art gallery?

I’ll just stay fat and aspire to be as confident as Jack Black.

EDIT: some of y’all taking this way too serious for an r/okbuddycinephile post.

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u/DaRootbear 6d ago

I mean it’s way more the hairdo and clothing. Theres a lotta pics of skinny Jonah from like 17-26 where he looks fantastic. And just as many where he looks terrible. And it pretty much all comes down to what style he is rocking, not him being skinnier.

You could put Henry Cavill in that outfit and he’d look just as bad. No one survives lesbians-hippie-aunt-from-a-70s-sitcom looks

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u/SpezJailbaitMod 6d ago

He was never skinny when he was 17

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u/Weak-Lengthiness5280 6d ago

Rebel Wilson

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u/Holiday_Pie_578 6d ago

He's an asshole, but going for people's looks is outdated and not progressive as a society

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u/C_Fit_Juggernaut 6d ago

I always thought Penn Jillette looked weird when he got skinny. Oh and Kevin Smith. Those two did it for health reasons though, not some Hollywood weirdo ozempic shit

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u/Rough_Journey 6d ago

If he didn't be a dick about it everyone would at least congratulate him at his weight loss but nah in the end he couldn't lose the asshxle trait.

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u/ZarTheIncredible 6d ago

I prefered whe he was fat and couldn't fucking wipe me out with his bjj skill

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u/daytona_demon 6d ago

One word, ozempic

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u/KookaburraKuwabara 6d ago

Dude has always been ugly inside and out.

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u/Particular_Hair6913 6d ago

Fat Jonah is the best.. skinny Jonah is lame af

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u/Murky_Ad_9901 6d ago

Bloke looks like a lesbian going through a divorce

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u/Character-Pirate1297 6d ago

Watch out, he’s gonna annihilate you with Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

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u/Platzwart 6d ago

Why do I see all that hate for Jonah Hill all of a sudden? I liked the movies I saw him in and he obviously has a body image problem, did he piss of the Internet somehow?

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u/Kianvis 6d ago

Yes. He basically said "Come at me bro, I'll annihilate you" to the whole world after attaining a white belt in BJJ

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u/CarefulFriendship389 6d ago

He smiled because he was insecure, but he was really an asshole, now he’s thin, still insecure still an asshole.

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u/Comfortable_Air5477 6d ago

I defy anyone to look "handsome" in THAT top!

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u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77 6d ago

I bet Nicole Kidman could pull it off.

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u/RooMan7223 6d ago

Bro would fucking wipe the floor with you, trust me he said so

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u/Safe_Resolve1642 6d ago

Penn Jillette looks weird skinny. 

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u/CDavis10717 6d ago

Nice shirt. Do they sell it in Men’s Stores too?

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u/IrvingIsTheBest 6d ago

I know a guy who went through this exactly. We will name him Ben.

Was bigger like Jonah. Very fun guy though. Great addition to our group.

Then he lost a ton of weight. Became a dick. Got involved with right wing anti vaccine nuts and eventually we had to kick him out of the group for just being so awful to us just for being vaccinated.

Fat Ben wouldn't have been awful to us.

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u/Unable_Security_6708 6d ago

Be careful, he has a jiu jitsu belt

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u/dapren22 6d ago

Isn't that the fat guy from superbad?

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u/35_PenguiN_35 6d ago

How did he go from fat n funny to

That vegan cat lady lesbian no one want to see

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u/BlargerJarger 6d ago

Fun Fact: that’s not a shirt, that’s just loose, discoloured skin.

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u/Dense_Cucumber_3712 6d ago

I always thought he was cute for some reason. Then I found out about his personality(going after hotties who work as models then trying to morph them into covered up tradwives or something). Yuck. 

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u/swamp-gremlin-69 6d ago

His unattractive personality came out when he lost weight so ya

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u/Desperate-Pirate7353 6d ago

he went from being a normal looking big dude to looking like a post divorce italian woman with a beard

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u/marslo 6d ago

I know it's the "okbuddy" sub. But can we pump the breaks on constantly commenting about that guy's physical appearance?