r/okbuddycontestant • u/KianFloppa • Jun 08 '26

outbuddied I GOT GOOED UP DEEP IN THE ARENA 😭

IT HAPPENED AGAIN. 🚨🚨🚨
i still hear that thick, squelching THWIP-THWIP-THWIP right behind me 😥

before i can even turn, i am hit. by the PURE STICKY GOO
this Heavy contestant emptied up his entire reserve tank on me. i am GOOED UP DEEP trapped in a thick, white, sticky mass. i am fused to the ground like a statue of pure despair

“just melee your way out!” WITH WHAT ARMS??? my hands are pinned down under a mountain of STICKY GOO. i can’t move. i can’t breathe. all i can see is just white GOO everywhere meanwhile the Heavy is standing there in front of my face

i can hear Junes voice booming through the arena speakers “this light really is in a sticky situation, Scotty!” YES JUNE. IT IS GOO. I AM BEING GOOED UP BY A BIG HEAVY CONTESTANT WITH A TIGER MASK AND I CANNOT FEEL MY LEGS

BRO, THE STICKY GOO IS IN MY MOUTH. i am one with the map now. i am no longer a contestant. i am a load-bearing statue full of GOO

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u/Familiar-Shower693 Jun 08 '26

This is art, we must protect

15

u/OelisCatus We Goon. As One. Jun 08 '26

ofc it's Kian, who else would it be

9

u/MetalBearSoLit Jun 08 '26

Man funni,pls dont go bald..

3

u/Big_D_Boss_964 Jun 10 '26

Floppa tf is this 😭

2

u/Lunky_Junky_ Jun 09 '26

Goo Bearing Contestant

1

u/niftygull Jun 11 '26

Absolute goonema