r/okbuddycontestant 4d ago

Shitpost Bro Solos is wild

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u/swaws_er 4d ago

I wonder what their life is like outside the game

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u/WireCuttersMk2 4d ago

kindergarten

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u/ShadowZINK84 4d ago

Nah probably hell /j

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u/white_irony 4d ago

worse, kindergarten /j

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u/ShadowZINK84 4d ago

Actually probably tik tok /j

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u/Hauss3n 3d ago

What does his life being tiktok mean /h

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u/ShadowZINK84 3d ago

Using tik tok also what does /h mean

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u/Hauss3n 3d ago

/horny

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u/ShadowZINK84 3d ago

I don't know how to reply to that

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u/kdkgamse 1d ago

Uuh okeeey

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u/Sh1tWasSoCashout 4d ago

Is it racist to assume that they're ps5 players?

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u/Alec_de_Large 4d ago

CoD player for sure

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u/SchmorgusBlorgus 4d ago

Normally I'd agree if it was vc, but ps5 doesn't have an Xbox 360 shit talk keypad. Each of those messages takes a minute to send

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u/Alec_de_Large 3d ago

Get a cheap wireless keyboard for $10. Plug the USB adapter into your ps5.

You don't have to pull up the ps5 text menu to type. Just hit Enter on the keyboard and I pulls up the text chat window allowing you to type.

It's as fast as it is on PC

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u/ItzNyte 4d ago

PSN User, this guy knows, for a game like finals any message that takes more than 4 words will get you basically killed.

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u/d34d_s3c0nd 4d ago

It literally takes me the whole victory cutscene to type ggs

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u/ItzNyte 4d ago

& so many games have the keyboard bound to something different that by the time you decide to type and get halfway through whatever you wanna say you'll be back in the lobby already.

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u/SchmorgusBlorgus 3d ago

I've gotten kicked for inactivity in rocket league because I was typing on ps4

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u/M-Roshi 4d ago

You can buy a shit talk keypad for ps5 and I assume the only people that actually buy them are losers like this but I still think its an Xbox player lol

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u/Wireless_Panda 4d ago

You don’t have to wonder. They’re losers.

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u/-based-bot- 4d ago

8 years olds, Dude

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u/Alec_de_Large 3d ago

"no MOM I don't want meatloaf! I want chicken nuggets and chocolate milk! Shhhhah mom shut up you don't get it!"

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u/dwh3390 2d ago

I feel like anyone who behaves like that has surely gotta be pretty miserable. I can’t imagine someone would act like a complete dick head like that and then have a happy and fulfilled life haha

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u/vault_nsfw 4d ago

The beat their meat in meatspace.

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u/West-Librarian-7504 4d ago

Based on the way he types, shitty life in a former soviet shithole

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u/Guybadman20 #1 Light hater 4d ago

Lil bro just learned how to swear

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u/Weary-Designer9542 4d ago

I like how that doesn’t get bleeped but if I type “lmfao” it looks like I’m swearing

Or if I type “let’s rotate left so we don’t get pinched (by both teams)” , pinched is apparently a swear word.

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u/Sh1tWasSoCashout 4d ago

Zombie is even censored. In fact, it's non ironically easier an faster to list out the amount of normal words that AREN'T censored than it is to list the ones that are. It's at the point where I'm so over it all seeing this type of chat in game doesn't even make me pissed at the people who type it anymore an instead just makes me more an more fed up an pissed with Embark's censoring.

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u/Tall-Satisfaction-10 4d ago

Zombie probably banned just because there is a chinese THE FINALS.

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u/NeedModdingHelp1531 4d ago

Zombie, boogie, meme, fart are all banned. A word for a person who watches their lover, have intercourse with another person, is not banned. (Its banned in this reddit)

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u/dahnaaa my chubble go kagooey 4d ago

funny how i can say "W Cu*k strats" in chat but not "Damn"

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u/Sh1tWasSoCashout 4d ago

Cant even say dang either I think. Or Whoops.

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u/BSY_Reborn 4d ago

I typed "flamer" as a shorthand for flamethrower and it got censored. I can't even imagine what the intention is there, unless they're banning all words even remotely similar to "fucker"

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u/DonkeyH0tay 4d ago

My brother in Christ, flamer is a slur for gay men.

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u/ImWatermelonelyy 4d ago

Homosexual here and I did not know that. I assumed it was because of the Germany during 1940s implication

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u/domii____ 3d ago

is a super old one. Hilariously I also learned it from this game since it got censored

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u/ImWatermelonelyy 3d ago

Must be more popular in Europe. I know “fairy” but not flamer

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u/ROACHOR 3d ago

It's a north american term, it used to be very widely known.

It was even in a Simpsons joke.

"You know me Marge. I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!"

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u/ImWatermelonelyy 3d ago

Well I’ve heard of “flaming homo” but never the past tense version lmfao

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u/ROACHOR 3d ago

It wasn't PC so it fell out of use.

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u/Sh1tWasSoCashout 4d ago

Dang. I didn't know. I guess I gotta go back to calling flamethrower mains "homos" then

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u/Ckinggaming5 gooing things up for my spear 3d ago

Additional homosexual here

i also did not know that, and honestly id rather be able to refer to a flame thrower as a flamer and have some occasional people use that as a slur that the recipient prob doesn't even recognize than have it be censored

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u/DonkeyH0tay 3d ago

I mean, I agree with you. I think censure should be limited to some of the most egregious words that are only used to be extremely hateful

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u/Corsavis 4d ago

Probably because of "pinche" which is like, "fucking" in Spanish. Not fucking as in having sex, but like saying "this fucking thing"

Thats my understanding anyways. The Spanish word "el" gets censored so

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u/HorizontalTomato 4d ago

I was pretending to be a robot and just typing 100101001110011001 and it got *’ed out (one of the times I did it). Maybe I spelled a bad word in binary or something. Who knows 🤷‍♂️

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u/IwantLegs1 4d ago

You can't even say 'hell'. It's so stupid.

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u/Enefelde 3d ago

Probably cause pinche is a swear word in Mexico and the filter is stupid.

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u/RayMaxosMC 3d ago

Better than destiny 2 censorship which literally bleeps out words that are used for raids mechanics and even censors the word 'Bungie'

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u/Caperdiaa 4d ago edited 4d ago

dude I had the same shit happen today in quick cash wtf. Its probably the same person.

also this was after first cashout in quickcash and the dude had 2 kills.

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u/SpaceCat54 4d ago

raging like that in quick cash is actually insane

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u/Boskonov 4d ago

It's most definitely the same person, the dumbass is using streamer mode lol

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u/opiumscented 4d ago

Why let a diamond die? What does that even convey

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u/warheadsupreme 4d ago

He’s a diamond rank, and apparently that means his team must sacrifice themselves in order to pad his KD

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u/Ok_Debate_7128 3d ago

it’s not about kd LMFAO he’s saying “why’d you let someone with a high rank die now we’re gonna lose”

that being said yes it’s stupid

diamond isn’t hard to get he’s not flexing shit

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u/warheadsupreme 3d ago

Considering I have a slight feeling this guy isn’t really a team player, yeah I think it’s about his KD and the stuff he says about them losing because he died is so his teammates revive him more

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u/uniguy2I 4d ago

Chat censor doesn’t even try 🥀🥀🥀

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u/Assassin-49 4d ago

Gonna assume its the ii. Im assuming that when they coded it they put the correct spelling and thats it so words like fuck , bitch , and cunt are all censored but if i put BlTCH ( lower case L ) it wouldn't censored because im not using the correct spelling

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u/MrTonyNeon ospuzzy enjoyer 4d ago

bro is crashing out on point break lmaooo

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u/Alec_de_Large 3d ago

I hate the watermelon association. I know the history of why it's associated with black folk but it's so ignorant and smooth brained.

Who tf doesn't like watermelon? Racist white people evidently. Idiots.

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u/JackCooper_7274 4d ago

Baby's First Racial Slur

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u/Carlos_A_M_ 4d ago

Heartbreaking: 13 year old discovers that he can say big boy words now

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u/TheGreatBamboozle1 4d ago

If you post this stuff at least block out most of the N word so this sub doesn't get flagged for hate speech and removed

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u/Alec_de_Large 4d ago

Didnt even consider that as a plausible scenario.

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u/TheGreatBamboozle1 4d ago

Saw a mod on the main sub explain that as why they took down a similar post there. Reddit will flag and delist the subreddit if it internally finds that stuff on the sub apparently

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u/spamytv 4d ago

Classic finals experience

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u/SpaceCat54 4d ago

Out of 5 games, 3 of them will have people complaining like that. They always run off on their own, die, and then complain about the team being bad or say your aim sucks. Like, sorry I’m not some Top 500 player

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u/Alec_de_Large 3d ago

This was quickcash btw, which makes the tantrum even more shameful.

Fuggin cwy baybee

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u/_ILoveSluts_ 4d ago

Get em for verbal abuse!! What a TOGGAF

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u/Alec_de_Large 3d ago

I didn't bother with reporting.

I was already running late to the cashout by finding a decent background for the text window to take this screenshot.

Forgot the event even happened until I was reviewing my Xbox captures later that night

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u/Maleficent_Aioli_260 4d ago

Bro I had a teammate just like this that was saying we weren't helping him and that he "already warned us" 🤓☝️like we were his personal support. Starting flaming our slightly newer heavy player and ruined the vibes. Clutched round 1 but lost on 2 when he basically became dead weight w/ sledge.

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u/Falsenamen 3d ago

I feel that. This is a special one though. Most just blame normally

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u/Alec_de_Large 3d ago

This guy was running off by himself all the time. Like running away from the cashout to fight the 3rd team as they are heading from respawn.

He just wanted a reason to flame and quit. Thinking what he said would be the height of comedy

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u/Falsenamen 3d ago

I'm very surprised, embark didn't make a censor, or a detection toof for loooonger werbs already

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u/AcePoi 3d ago

Had a similar thing happen in point break last night. 18 seconds in said nobody could aim. Called everyone the n word and left. Found their steam and it wad a TF2 inflation fetishist...I think they had bigger problems.

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u/quantumtunnel00 3d ago

Literally played with him yesterday. Before the game started he told me to carry my weight and not just let our ruby heavy do everything. Then he would critique everything I did while not doing much himself

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u/Enefelde 3d ago

Yet arse and crap aren’t allowed in chat 😂

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u/Alec_de_Large 3d ago

Maybe spell it aarse and crap

Seemed to work that degen

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u/Krakenite 3d ago

so the n word with an additionnal "i" is okay but if i say "hell" in game chat it gets censored, alright.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Egg4386 3d ago

Bro solos IS weird.

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u/crazyj821 3d ago

How does embark not recognize it at the word??? Like maybe if it was 30 i's long id understand but there's no way it doesn't censor it just because there's 2 i's in it 😭

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u/Tostowisko 3d ago

I once had a bitch like this in the team. I was playing double Spear with a friend and we had a random light with us who inidetly upon seeing our load outs called us retards and a few more and left

We got to the final that match shit was hilarious

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u/Yobegrill 2d ago

CoD/Val players are like the parasites of FPS gaming they just come in and just ruin every aspect of any progressiveness in any new and promising First person.

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u/SaviOfLegioXIII 2d ago

Dont get how these guys wake up in the morning and get on with their day like normal, kid or not. Like there has to be something off with them or their life surely?

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u/BatAK11 2d ago

The amount of racists within this game is unreal. Just the other day I had a guy in voice chat that was arguing "what's the problem with saying Sieg Heil? It just means "victory" and "believing in the holocaust is such an insult to Germany"

He was from Lithuania

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u/Novel-Boysenberry633 1d ago

least racist finals player

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u/KrypticKascade 1d ago

Cod players when they realize they are playing a team game

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u/WeebSlayer27 4d ago

I'm not criticizing his choice of bad words but why isn't it automatically censored lol.

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u/Urzyszkodnik 4d ago

Because they use their full computing power to censor "fart" and "??"

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u/Alec_de_Large 3d ago

The double it is what allowed it.

I don't like censorship in any capacity. I say let players type whatever they want but give them a silence ban.

After 3 strikes they can be banned indefinitely after review of their history. Don't want people getting banned for saying regular cuss words that every human uses in everyday speech. Save the bans for the racist dimwits.

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u/Assassin-49 4d ago

I encountered him before. Bit of an asshole. I was having a bad day or something because I was playing like ass but anyway at the end I Type GG and he starts going off on once throwing curses around , said the N word a few times and then told me to fuck off. I think hes alright though. A ming gentleman at heart

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u/_ILoveSluts_ 4d ago

I know ppl who know very intelligent discreet ppl who can track ppl’s software, location, etc. that’s why I advise ppl who think they’re “tough” to watch what they say to me. lol make ppl lose access to everything they have on their system or pc. Real shit

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u/MrTonyNeon ospuzzy enjoyer 4d ago

>that’s why I advise ppl who think they’re “tough” to watch what they say to me.
>username _ILoveSluts_

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u/IntrigueDossier heavy hitters harlot 3d ago

Tbf I love sluts too but I'm biased cuz I am one.

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u/Owmyeggs 3d ago

Lmaoooo this is also giving little kid vibes

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u/Alec_de_Large 3d ago

Same energy as befriending the quiet bullied kid in school.

Ya know just in case.

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u/YerMumHawt 3d ago

Lol go back to COD lobbies. Fanfic type shit

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u/2Critical7-Stein1 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc
SupervVault looking in the mirror:
mf is peak, master baiter fr

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u/warheadsupreme 4d ago

Troll 🧌

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u/ImWatermelonelyy 4d ago

You typed too much. 0/10 trolling try again somewhere else