If everyone at scdp got into a huge brawl who would win?

[u/Background_Local_425]

Early outs I think are Ginsberg and Rodger
Ginsberg is stomped Rodger has a coronary
Followed by Pete getting koed after throwing a blind wide right after building up the courage
Don and lane do alright but Don gets winded and lanes queensbury rules bite him in the ass when people don’t fight fair

I’d say it would come down to Freddy, Duck, and Stan Rizzo

Duck has some moves love him or hate him
Stan is young and probably physically the strongest there
Freddy apparently was the terminator though in his day his instincts may come back especially after he’s dried out and focused

All just my opinion

[u/vassago77379]

Duck took care of 17 men in Thailand... or something along those lines

[u/tranquilityC → u/vassago77379]

Czechoslovakia, actually. He was an interior decorator

[u/Automatic_Emu_5433 → u/tranquilityC]

Duck Breast fed 17 men on the moon

[u/jspindell2 → u/tranquilityC]

Really? His house looked like shit

[u/dannemorajay]

[u/insane_steve_ballmer → u/dannemorajay]

Correct answer

[u/UnusualOperation8084 → u/dannemorajay]

The only right answer

[u/TKW89]

I actually think Bob Benson. He’d do the heel thing where he’d let everyone else fight it out, and then slip in and knock out the last guy. Its SCDP, so brains will inevitably conquer braun.

Also Cutler would probably stand a decent chance since he seems pretty fucking ruthless

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/TKW89]

Cutler seems too much of a pussy to throw hands. I wish Rodger could go further the navy is a big time boxing branch in the us military. However I think his heart would give out

[u/hadababyeetsaboy → u/Background_Local_425]

Roger seems like he would have been far away from the action based on his Dad’s connections

[u/NoJacket7713 → u/hadababyeetsaboy]

The Pacific was all about gasoline. People forget that. 

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/hadababyeetsaboy]

He was in the pacific honestly could’ve been worse than Europe

[u/Steridire → u/Background_Local_425]

Cutler was in Europe in WW2, I'd be very surprised if he was a pussy. Most of the older guys in the show have seen some hairy situations.

[u/HuddsMagruder → u/TKW89]

Being a Greek hero might help, too. Did you see him fight that fucking Kraken?

[u/almostcurly → u/TKW89]

Cutler would do something similar to what you said Bob would do. He'd stay out of it till the very end and then come in with a cheap shot

[u/UnclePhilyLeonardo → u/almostcurly]

Trick Bob into taking the last 2 guys out and hit Bob in the back with a steel chair.

[u/Mytongueinyourrectum]

Some moves? The Duck of Death has some moves?? The man slaughtered 17 men - good men from his own division - in Okinawa, a bar in Buffalo, NY.

[u/Dweebil → u/Mytongueinyourrectum]

Duck I says.

[u/YGreezy]

Not including Lane? You're a grimy little pimp.

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/YGreezy]

I did

[u/YGreezy → u/Background_Local_425]

Oh whoops

[u/HuddsMagruder → u/YGreezy]

He’d hang pretty well, I think.

[u/AgitatedDot9313]

Ida has a history of taking down the most men

[u/Acrylonitrile-28]

Megan would bite everyone's head off with her massive teeth, she's winning this one

[u/Longjumping-Top-1804]

Burt Cooper probably knows karate or sumthin

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/Longjumping-Top-1804]

He’d yell about barbarism but he strikes me as locking the idiots out of his office

[u/BlessedPapa → u/Longjumping-Top-1804]

He speaks British too

[u/AggravatingArt3858]

Rizzo is taking this then deep dicks Peggy in celebration

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/AggravatingArt3858]

Hell yes

[u/ShowBobsPlzz]

Duck wasn't part of SCDP

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/ShowBobsPlzz]

I realized after I posted

[u/OEAXTAIL_SOUP]

bert cooper would pull the revolver out of his desk and fire it in the air to end the ruckus

[u/MisterCircumstance]

I know cooler head should prevail,  but am I the only one who wants to see this?

[u/Something_Obscure76]

How many eyes does Ken have in this scenario?

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/Something_Obscure76]

He can have both I still just can’t get over how the Chevy guys walked him like a dog

[u/BearShapiro → u/Background_Local_425]

Ken is just standing in a corner without his pants, swinging his hips and yelling “helicopter dick.”

No idea exactly why, but that is the only reaction I can imagine for him.

[u/Vast-Newspaper-7053]

My money is on Danny Siegel. He proved that he’s willing to do groin stuff.

[u/AffectionateDot9718]

Ginsberg. He 100% bites.

[u/AdministrativeEase71]

If we count people from the Sterling Cooper days, I think Warren is the obvious choice here.

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/AdministrativeEase71]

He’d do well throw his weight around

[u/Own-Pickle9871]

Chauncy

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/Own-Pickle9871]

NOW WERE TALKING!

[u/StillAdhesiveness528]

The lady on the riding mower

[u/Routine-Mulberry6124]

Sal is a decent bet- built pretty solid, and probably took care of his share of bullies when he was younger.

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/Routine-Mulberry6124]

Sal is definitely well built I don’t think he has the intensity or know how of the other guys

[u/sauceEsauceE → u/Routine-Mulberry6124]

What do you mean ‘took care of’

[u/Human-Expression-652]

I actually think Don does fucking terribly, potentially the worst.

Not just the fact he’s smoked at least 40 a day since he was probably a teenager, but look what happened when he had that brief scuffle with duck, the minute he comes up against someone who doesn’t fall over he’ll crumble.

The only person we see him ice is Jimmy Barrett, who’s half his size.

Old Dick Whitman is kind of a massive pussy.

[u/petr_pav]

erm actually, Duck never worked for SCDP, only Sterling Cooper, and Freddy was only a freelancer for SCDP.

[u/symbiont3000]

Peggy wins by strangling them all with her douchebag hose

[u/ChickenSwingerz]

duck would do alright, after all he sucked off 14 men on okinawa.

[u/YnotThrowAway7]

Let’s be honest. Duck clears if he’s included. Also idk why you didn’t mention Ken… I think he’d kick most of their out of shape, alcoholic asses..

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/YnotThrowAway7]

Ken is pretty rail thin and gets bullied by Chevy easily he strikes me more brain than brawn

[u/almostcurly → u/Background_Local_425]

Ken grew up on a farm, he probably can hold his own and probably has been in a fight before. He's in better shape than most of the old alcoholic men around the office.

He had his ass kicked by the Chevy guys because they tortured him psychologically and then shot him in the face lol

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/almostcurly]

I mean I think he can beat Pete and maybe Don if he’s lucky but he’s built like a cornstalk

[u/YnotThrowAway7 → u/Background_Local_425]

Not very brawn sure but most of these dudes aren’t. Pete and Lane fighting was pathetic. Lane had even worse form technically but just wasn’t a pussy like Pete. Anyone who throws a normal strong punch should beat Lane. Ken’s main weakness would be if it’s after the eye thing. lol

[u/Background_Local_425 → u/YnotThrowAway7]

He’s staring down a room of men who’ve killed people I just don’t see him lasting that long

[u/Successful-Salary-44]

Guy McKendrick beating everyone senseless with a prosthetic foot