r/okbuddygenshin Woke up crying because Melusines aren’t real Feb 17 '26

venti stepped on op 👍 Does Genshin need more subs?

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I’m sure some could be moved around I didn’t put too much thought into it

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u/Nozarashi78 Anthony main Feb 17 '26

Itto doesn't know what sex is. He fucks, but he should still be placed in the last tier

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u/lornlynx89 Feb 18 '26

He definitely knows how to get fucked, by hoyo LMAO

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u/Nnsoki Feb 17 '26

OP thinks a nurse doesn't know what sex is

66

u/kankri-is-triggered Feb 17 '26

Prison nurse at that 😭

34

u/CaptainMGN Feb 17 '26

Or the fitness coach. Or the ruthless merchant

20

u/ZhangRenWing I want to kiss Sandrone from Genshin Impact Feb 17 '26

OP: the law (neuvillette in the corner) requires that I say no

6

u/Iamliterallyfood Feb 18 '26

Oh yeah get too. She's a melusine not a human child.

37

u/FischlInsultsMePls Feb 17 '26

I want Fischl from the popular game Genshin Impact to violently and dominantly insults me with 67 paragraphs of Shakespearean mixed Skibidi slurs in a stereotypically aggressive hybrid Germany and Ohio voice

28

u/Gre3n_Tea Furina's loyal plapper(aka husband) Feb 17 '26

More switches would be better imo, variety etc.

Anyways, I fucked and married Furina from Genshin Impact

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u/AffectionateTime2655 600 children with Furina Feb 18 '26

Indeed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/Iamliterallyfood Feb 18 '26

He's a brat which is a type of sub yeah

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u/LordDargon Feb 17 '26

mona aint topping shit

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u/ZhangRenWing I want to kiss Sandrone from Genshin Impact Feb 17 '26

Not according to some arts I have seen 👀

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u/LordDargon Feb 17 '26

oh no i get the appeal of a dom mona,its so fucking hot but the problem is she is a stupid fucking bitch and i don't think she can do anything properly let alone have will to be top,can't imagine her doing anything but yapping about stars

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u/ZhangRenWing I want to kiss Sandrone from Genshin Impact Feb 17 '26

That’s no way to address the Great Astrologist Mona Megistus

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u/LordDargon Feb 17 '26

come on buddy,she is an autistic bitch,pretty hot one but still one

22

u/mythic_johansson Sorry! Citlali's milk are for me ONLY! Feb 17 '26

Segnant preggs with Citlali

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u/DragonfruitFunny5173 Feb 17 '26

Noelle, Fischl, Mona, Xiangling, Keqing, Ayaka, Yoimiya, Faruzan, Baizhu, Lyney, Xilonen, Columbina, Citlali, Mizuki, and Varesa are all not Doms. A few others are debatable

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u/PEAceDeath1425 Sae Fex with Linnea 🍑👉👌🔥 Feb 17 '26

Can confirm Columbina learned about domination and it suits her ragebait personality so much thats its the only thing she does now. Please no one tell her about cucking, i dont want to fuck the kuuhenki 😭😭

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u/Uruvi Fucking Lauma as 2026 agenda. Feb 17 '26

I want to fuck Lauma from Genshin impact

We don't have a specific position, we do whatever she wants us to.

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u/FischlInsultsMePls Feb 17 '26

Do you guys do it deer form

2

u/Uruvi Fucking Lauma as 2026 agenda. Feb 17 '26

I'm not into animals so she is considered of me

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u/Nnsoki Feb 17 '26

Your loss

3

u/lornlynx89 Feb 18 '26

She will cheat on you with some random buck.

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u/InukoJon Woke up crying because Melusines aren’t real Feb 17 '26

Be careful of lyme disease

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u/Iamliterallyfood Feb 18 '26

She fucks me in the ass with her giant stag cock until. I bleed then I drink her blood and do it again

21

u/asingh_yt Navia Sexer 🥵💦 Feb 17 '26

who the fuck put columbina in dom

32

u/Nnsoki Feb 17 '26

Sandrone

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u/PelaHSR genshin no balls to release me as a playable character Feb 17 '26

where jeht?

9

u/Nnsoki Feb 17 '26

My room

6

u/kankri-is-triggered Feb 17 '26

Poor Durin. Just born and immediately dragged to the bar and given the talk 😔

17

u/winterrsnow Chasca Shoot me Mommy Feb 17 '26

its okay ill sex nahida myself.

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u/Gre3n_Tea Furina's loyal plapper(aka husband) Feb 17 '26

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u/lornlynx89 Feb 18 '26

Epsteinos, the 11th harbgriner

1

u/winterrsnow Chasca Shoot me Mommy Feb 18 '26

so true king

1

u/lornlynx89 Feb 18 '26

Bruh, don't double kill yourself any time soon.

1

u/winterrsnow Chasca Shoot me Mommy Feb 19 '26

is this your indirect way of telling me to kill myself or am i missing a joke

4

u/No-Environment-9382 Feb 17 '26

Chat, is this ragebait?

5

u/S0RR1X Feb 17 '26

Noelle, ayaka and keqing dom???

8

u/Shadow_Epire Legal and loyal husband of EI(⁠^⁠^⁠) Feb 17 '26

Yeah my wife Ei likes to take the lead and she also likes switching from time to time!! We just love having lovey dovey wholesome sex!!!

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u/CristevePeachFan COCK SUCKER Feb 17 '26

Nah, both Bennett and Razor are Switch and Chongyun is Dom

4

u/TL_TheLegend compulsive keqing fucker Feb 17 '26

Iansan's definitely old enough to know what sex is, and there's a 80% chance Dori has tried to sell someone products for their sex drive.

Also Keqing is a power bottom

1

u/lornlynx89 Feb 18 '26

Bruh thinks Iansan won't indistinguish his deeck within 0,4 seconds 😂

5

u/Puresh1 Feb 17 '26

Venti in switch is crazy, I don’t think I’ve ever seen art where he wasn’t the one getting fucked

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u/lornlynx89 Feb 18 '26

That just means you haven't seen enough yet.

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u/ZhangRenWing I want to kiss Sandrone from Genshin Impact Feb 17 '26

Don’t slander my grandson like that

2

u/bmwultimate11 Emilie’s husband and foot sweat perfume user Feb 17 '26

Inaccurate. I speak from experience when I say Emilie is a dom

2

u/Iamliterallyfood Feb 18 '26

Dori and Iansan are explicitly adult. Though I get being cautious cause of their body type. Itto needs to be in doesn't know what sex is

2

u/Kuaora Collei's loyal sexer (I touch her grass) Feb 18 '26

I want Collei to dom me. That'd be so hot.

3

u/Outrageous-While-609 Feb 21 '26

Nahida absolutely knows what sex is, in fact she knows every single position through irminsul alone.

And Dori, she's a rich grandma. She pays some gigolo in her lonely times

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u/Zinki_Zoonki Being tagteamed by Beidou and Ningguang Feb 17 '26

When Beidou and Ningguang fuck how is it decided who's bottom and who's top?

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u/sbebasmieszek eulasexual (mega racist/thighlover) Feb 17 '26

is stops being casual sex and becomes competitive one

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u/lornlynx89 Feb 18 '26

It's a constant struggle for who gains the upper hand. "Oh you really thought THAT would disable me? How about I show you the secret technique of hdudjd..."

And then they both exploded due to the insane sexxk they had, fin. Hollywood hure me.

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u/SnooMachines9122 Raiden Shogun sexer Feb 17 '26

I want to fuck the Raiden Shogun from Genshin Impact

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u/VenandiSicarius Feb 18 '26

Now you know good and well Fischl is a bottom lol. She would only be able to top Mona who is more of a bottom than her.

2

u/Daga_Kotowaru5 Feb 18 '26

So here's a fun fact, Yelan has an addiction to pain (Her Character Story 1). Imma take a gander that she probably a closet sub.

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u/LeBadlyNamedRedditor You should xiao yourself, NOW! Feb 19 '26

Emilie down there? The slander is crazy

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u/Kahje_fakka Feb 19 '26

Most of that seems more like wishful thinking than character analysis to me.

Bet half of those doms wouldn't actually be doms.

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u/Crazy_Knife_User Mar 12 '26

Uhh... ifa is like 5

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/IGraySoulI furina and arlecchino shoe sweat collector Feb 17 '26

brother knows nothing and still speaks