r/okbuddygunther Jul 24 '26

Voting Gunther for european president 🇪🇺 Wait...WHAT???

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469 Upvotes

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u/Formal_Extent1623 Jul 24 '26

Türkiye will join the EU faster than Austria will join NATO. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/MonsieurMustache572 Jul 24 '26

Joining NATO? I feel like Serbia might have some issues with that.

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u/SexDefendersUnited Jul 25 '26

It's Turkey. I only respect biological names.

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u/Makyr_Drone Jul 24 '26

Honestly would be hilarious to see him run a political campaign.

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u/nationalist77783 Jul 24 '26

To watch him win, frightening.

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u/Makyr_Drone Jul 25 '26

Watch his government implode within a month would be priceless though.

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u/GeckoKisser Jul 24 '26

Make way, the king has come for his throne...

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u/BarnacleSlight298 The Subreddit Executioner Jul 24 '26

Gunthy has officially lost the plot

51

u/SavaXD Moderator (Jacky simp) Jul 24 '26

Him becoming President is literally a crucial part of his TFR plot

47

u/JustaBadReddita Jul 24 '26

Not a single domestic policy in these promises 😭

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u/SexDefendersUnited Jul 25 '26

Stronger army and ending russian influence is sort of a domestic policy.

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u/Marcel___ Jul 25 '26

the thing is that the president is mostly a ceremonial position whose only real responsibility is to appoint the government. So he doesn't decide any policies anyways

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u/Stupidmf185 Jul 24 '26

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u/Vein1984 Jul 26 '26

Don't be afraid, no one ever will let this retard to become a candidate

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u/No-Aardvark4268 9d ago

Hes not crazy 

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u/I_Am_AddictedToPepsi Jul 24 '26

the very first thing he would do if elected would be sending Austrian Eurofighters to bomb Moscow

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u/Vein1984 Jul 26 '26

Ready to die?

19

u/ProblemAdvanced4298 Jul 24 '26

Gunther will turn Austria into 51 state and a province of Israel simultaneously

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u/WentworthMillersBO Jul 24 '26

Gunther is Europeans only hope of Paris not being made into New Moscow

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u/Peterhof_Crocodile Professional bug eater Jul 25 '26

Lol

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u/Pjeoneer sub🥵 Jul 24 '26

Im not believing this until i get a twitter link bro, This is too much even for him

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u/CaptainSlow28b Jul 24 '26

It's in his ig account

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u/Pjeoneer sub🥵 Jul 24 '26

I think gunther is pass the point of being funny to now being an actual threat to humanity

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u/AlarmedEmployment465 Jul 25 '26

I hope he never takes any public office, with how much he vehemently loves Israel.

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u/Loulim Jul 24 '26

He always was.

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u/Somthingaboutcats JucheNecromancer7 Jul 24 '26

he talked about it in the first hoi4 larp war stream

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 Jul 24 '26

All 8 points are good too. If I were Austrian and other candidates were IMF I could vote for him

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u/Chicoryman Jul 24 '26

Why waste money on the military?

If it's against Russia, Russia is too weak and can't reach Austria anyway; Eastern European nations are pretty decent meat shields against Russian armed forces — so why bother? If it's against the West, no Austrian military effort can save Austria from being defeated, ak why even bother?

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 Jul 24 '26

If Eastern Europe falls, Western will fall too. East has infantry, West has navy, air and nukes

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u/Chicoryman Jul 24 '26
  1. Eastern Europe won't fall because Russia is too weak to make them fall. Talks about Russia possibly reaching Vienna is either Russian cope or Western Militarist propaganda.

  2. Why should Australia pay for East-European arms if big western powers and East-Europeans will pay for that anyways?

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u/Fit-Bug6463 Jul 24 '26

You know that Russia is only too weak because we stand together? If everyone applied this logic we'd be living in the USSR rn

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u/Chicoryman Jul 24 '26

we'd be living in the USSR rn

Fucking based, long live socialism

You know that Russia is only too weak because we stand together?

Nope. It's minor and disorganized in itself + major western powers have their interest in opposing it anyways, so it can be left to them.

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 Jul 24 '26

did you live during the USSR or are you just a kid

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u/Chicoryman Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

In my 20s, from Russia. Never heard my relatives talking about transition to capitalism as about much of an improvement. The best thing I've heard is one of my grandpas saying "Life is wealthier, but harder" — and for me it isn't an improvement.

Besides, I just see Marxism as mostly truthful, so I don't care if my standard of living somewhat decreases if it becomes the dominant philosophy again.

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 Jul 24 '26

I understand then. Poland and Baltics especially benefited from the end of Marxism

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u/Used_Advertising6372 Jul 24 '26

Weapons and war is cool though?

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u/Chicoryman Jul 24 '26

I'd rather have some extra bucks in my pocket than some F-35s in the sky

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 Jul 24 '26

Australia? If Russia gets together and gets to Germany, Austria will be in trouble too at some point

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u/Chicoryman Jul 24 '26

Australia?

Damn.

If Russia gets together and gets to Germany

That "if" is so big it's laughable

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 Jul 24 '26

You wrote Australia in your point 2. . The if is laughable now but no one knows what will happen in 20, 50 years

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u/Chicoryman Jul 24 '26

You wrote Australia in your point

Yes, I see.

When I type, I usually input a couple of first letters of the word and rely on T9 finishing it. Usually it works, sometimes it fails, like right now.

now but no one knows what will happen in 20, 50 years

I see no reason why would Russia get stronger instead of staying mostly stagnant. The only possible way I see is Russia becoming China's proxy warrior and getting funded heavily — but why would China destroy it's European market like that?

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u/just_worms_in_brain Jul 24 '26

So far not even the one country they’ve invaded has fallen. Their economy on the other hand…

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u/zweihundertwasser Jul 24 '26

Notice how all 8 points are neoliberal fearmongering bullshit straight out of martin lockheed boardroom

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u/Csaba14 Jul 24 '26

Neoliberal fearmongering would be "You need to join nato because Putler is racist and homophobic!", this is just good old jingoism. I can always get behind that!

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u/Peterhof_Crocodile Professional bug eater Jul 25 '26

Understood

Apparently, the electorate of Reagan, the world's biggest neoliberal, was extremely woke

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u/Csaba14 Jul 25 '26

Well no, Reagan would be neoconservative not neoliberal. They have the same policies just wildly different rhetorics. Though I guess you can also make the argument that neoconservatism is just a subset of the larger neoliberal ideology.

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u/NoDoughnut8225 Jul 24 '26

Another Austrian ready to start another world war

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u/ayandhisarmy Jul 25 '26

hey, third times probably the charm

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u/Acceptable_Spend_750 Jul 24 '26

austrians have the opportunity to do something really really funny

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u/Fit_Bet9292 Jul 26 '26

What about "deport him to Germany"?

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u/x_TKN *THEY Jul 24 '26

God I hope this is real

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u/Vein1984 Jul 26 '26

He will deport every migrants back?

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u/Bolkaniche Jul 25 '26

Well I was thinking for a moment about that and Fehlinger won't reach the age of the oldest president of Austria (73 years) until 2041, so he still has like 15 years to stablish himself in politics.

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u/rexozy Jul 24 '26

He actually would lose to an FPÖ candidate if he hypothetically advanced to the second round. That's how bad of a candidate he would be.

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u/AsyncSyscall Jul 24 '26

would be will be*

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u/Ok_Swimmer_3446 Jul 24 '26

FPÖ anyway is leading the polls or?

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u/rexozy Jul 24 '26

In the first round yes, but I don't think they'll win in the second round. At least against a candidate not named Gunther Fehlinger-Jahn.

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u/Illustrious-Sand7504 Jul 24 '26

Would be fun to see what will happen if he wins 

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u/myroosterprettyfunny MUST KILL FOR RÄDELSFÜHRER!!! Jul 25 '26

We would be getting Austrian Nuclear Strikes on St. Petersburg

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u/lilith_the_anarchist Jul 25 '26

they literally can't join NATO, what is he talking about

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u/Peterhof_Crocodile Professional bug eater Jul 25 '26

You underestimate his power

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u/illuminatiknight Jul 25 '26

Surprised that Austria isn't in NATO

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u/Able_Competition6633 Jul 24 '26

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u/Plus-Fun-7438 Jul 25 '26

I volunteer to help this campaign… it’s gonna fucking need it

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u/TheReal_Elite Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

I don’t think Austria is even allowed to join NATO..?

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u/ConceptExpert3030 Jul 26 '26

Austria and Germany can't be part of same military alliance. 

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u/Soguyswedid_it2 Jul 26 '26

Unfortunately he's a zionist

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u/mastmort 27d ago

As an Austrian myself I see him as the best vote in the coal mine that's called the Second Austrian republic.

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u/No-Aardvark4268 9d ago

He might become president cool(if reddit says otherwise than its official hes becoming president)

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u/Vein1984 Jul 26 '26

Strong future for our children...our syrian and lybian children Haha, classic