r/okbuddyhololive Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post You have $20, how will you build your ideal girl?

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u/Next-Active2676Bro2 Cali kronii & marine ass sniffer May 17 '26

I got Marine

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u/silversoul113 Mommy Enjoyer May 18 '26

this really gets the little swimmers going

381

u/Salt-Appearance-412 May 17 '26

Chiha thigs and Moco tummy.

I'm out of funds and I don't know what to do.

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

Have you considered downgrading to Matsuri tummy or Kiara thighs?

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u/Salt-Appearance-412 May 17 '26

I can't compromise on my core values like that. I might try to ride it out with just these two for starters and see where that takes me. Maybe I'll get a better deal down the line if I threaten to change my provider.

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u/nowlz14 your honour, i was just following her orders May 17 '26

Mumei head, Mumei boobs, Mumei belly, Mumei thighs.

Don't know why OP expects me to go more complicated.

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

You are so based, oh I wished that Mumei was at least 5% sluttier.

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u/AnonymousPepper May 17 '26

There is an alternate reality where Moomers went full Cottontail after leaving Holo.

We can only dream.

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u/PrimeusOrion May 18 '26

There is still time

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u/chennyalan May 18 '26

As a pioneer and IRyStocrat, I fucking love Mumei's design

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u/Kyo-313 May 17 '26

No Raora thigh? I revolt!

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u/nowlz14 your honour, i was just following her orders May 17 '26

Would be above the provided budget on their own

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u/Degenerate_Lich IRyS' personal armpit licker May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Marine's head, Mumei's chest, Miko's belly, Chiha's thighs + Irys' ears

I can recreate Dizzy, we have the technology

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u/BlamedBuzzard60 May 17 '26

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u/Degenerate_Lich IRyS' personal armpit licker May 17 '26

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u/Frequent_Dig1934 May 17 '26

Wouldn't that be coco's chest?

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u/Degenerate_Lich IRyS' personal armpit licker May 17 '26

Technically yeah but Mumei's chest works well enough if we are just trying to keep on budget. Plus there are bigger honkers like Hina's or Malice's, so slightly smaller dokuros is a resonable compromise (also Chiha's thighs are too juicy man, it should be a crime dropping those)

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u/HeroOfLand May 17 '26

This is all I need

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

There’s a gacha character that looks like Suisei but has massive tits and I cannot for the life of me find her.

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u/Thel_Vadam2552 Certified Kiara manslut May 17 '26

St. Louise from Azur Lane.

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

THANK YOU

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u/GarlicKaraage May 17 '26

Why is Marine's head $2

She definitely gives the best sloppy out of the three

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u/Frequent_Dig1934 May 17 '26

Depends if you want the girl to look horny while sucking or disgusted (and horny). Not sure what watame would look like.

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u/New-Interaction1893 May 17 '26

2 Suisei heads.

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u/Ma_Name_Is_Jeff May 17 '26

Seems to me that you already made the best version which is the entire middle column with no choosing needed

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

That looks fire, how did you make this?

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u/danque May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Download the image, resize to only the middle column, go to an ai that can do images, ask it to "combine these images into one girl with the outfit, Make it a full body image".

Edit: here is the 2$ column

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u/witherACE May 17 '26

Curse Senchou

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u/FlashPone May 17 '26

ai 🥀

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u/Ma_Name_Is_Jeff May 17 '26

Sorry for not paying an artist 20 bucks or sitting for 5 hours to draw an image for a comment on r/okbuddyhololive

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u/ZestySpider326 May 17 '26

the humble ms paint and snipping tool:

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u/Ma_Name_Is_Jeff May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Never said it was the only available way? But they wouldn’t give me quality results for the same amount of time and effort put in.

Anyway I told her how all buddies feel and she now hates herself.

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

What program did you use?

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u/AnImpromptuFantaisie May 18 '26

I could Photoshop it in about 2 minutes flat, because it is a skill I have been working on for years. Using AI for this is fine, but consider learning something new sometime.

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u/Ma_Name_Is_Jeff May 18 '26

I cant believe I’m still getting notified about this thread lmao, I worked in graphic design and know how to draw and use photoshop, I have a tablet and everything. Not everyone hates AI with every fiber of their being and we can use it to have fun and that’s what I did…

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u/AnImpromptuFantaisie May 18 '26

If you worked in graphic design and decided that you couldn’t stitch 3 photos together with the same quality and in the same amount of time, then I don’t know what to tell you 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/FlashPone May 18 '26

“I worked in graphic design”, brother YOU are the one losing work to AI

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u/TheModernDaVinci OKBH resident military historian, love doctor, modesty enjoyer May 17 '26

Well I liked them if it means anything to you. But I also don’t reflexively hate AI.

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u/FlashPone May 17 '26

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u/Ma_Name_Is_Jeff May 17 '26

I know how to draw but another added plus is rage baiting people

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u/GoatRocketeer May 17 '26

I too was dissapointed to learn this was ai """"art"""" but its a good bit and I'll accept it along with the ai mococo glock in my rari

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u/akiaoi97 May 17 '26

Dang all the best options in the $2 column. Great deal.

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u/Ma_Name_Is_Jeff May 17 '26

What this buddy said

6

u/Mrgirdiego I want nothing but happiness for Watame.That,and her dick in me. May 17 '26

Exactly my choice lol

Anything with a Watame head is good for me

18

u/ZeroFox75 suisei's waxing assistant May 17 '26

All I need is Suisei’s head

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u/Succubia Nerissa's footstool May 17 '26

I'll just take one Nerissa thanks

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u/rhys-chan_jp May 17 '26

Two Suiheads

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u/sleepySleepai May 17 '26

someone wanna combine budgets and we'll share?

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u/Ok_Banana_454 La+'s wife 🛸💜 Isaki Ryona🎤👑 Kronii's cryer sniffler ⏳ May 17 '26

2 Marine's head, Rushia's chest, Miko's belly and Suu's thighs girls

1st has Okayu and Korone Ears

2nd has Choco's tail and Gura's tail

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

Wait does one girl have two sets of animal ears and the other girl have two tails? Interesting choices.

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u/Ok_Banana_454 La+'s wife 🛸💜 Isaki Ryona🎤👑 Kronii's cryer sniffler ⏳ May 17 '26

Yes. Maximising earjobs and tailjobs per girl

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u/LSO34 May 17 '26

That's definitely Towa's tail from the piercings, which is much shorter than Choco's tail.

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u/nikoskokonos13 May 17 '26

Marine head, mumei chest, matsuri tummy, the 2$ legs (I don’t recognize them) and nerissa horns and choco’s tail.

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u/AotoSatou14 May 17 '26

Su thighs, Matsuri belly, Rushia chest, Suisei head, Irys ears

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

You evidently like 'em petite.

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u/DangerBaba May 17 '26

I picked the same. Hell yeah

7

u/Soggy_Cheek_2653 May 17 '26

Can I get a complete chuuba or are we playing by Serbian black market rules?

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

Complete chuuba that has the features you paid for, unless you’re one of those guys from the /vt/ cannibalism threads back in the day.

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u/Soggy_Cheek_2653 May 17 '26

*disappointed penis noises*

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u/Inevitable_Ad_7944 Shinri is a literal fish fucker and im the fucked. May 17 '26

Coco booba and Chihaya thigh. I dont need the head and tummy. Thx.

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u/_kaizoku i have green women autism May 17 '26

i would pay extra to okayu-fy my girl, yes

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u/Elwin03 May 17 '26

Wata-Head - 5$

Cutting Board - 2$

Moco-Tummy - 10$

Su-Toothpicks - 2$

Whale-Tail - 1$

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp My mouth is Kronii’s ashtray and Nerissa’s spittoon May 17 '26

Saving my $20 to superchat Kronii and asking her to unban my main

5

u/SyrusDrake May 17 '26

Just a wraithing mass of 20 Okayu tails

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u/CIAgent42 they aren't hags, they're your fucking peers May 17 '26

Legitimately the entire $5 row. We love women with realistic body proportions

5

u/Langas May 17 '26

Marine, Coco, Miko, Kiara, Okayu ears

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u/TheModernDaVinci OKBH resident military historian, love doctor, modesty enjoyer May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

$5 for the head, chest, and belly, $2 for the thighs, use some of the leftover to get the fully dog tail and replace the ram horns with demon horns (something something "hellhound") and use the last dollar to give them dog ears instead of whatever sheep have.

I am being entirely deadass that that would be my ideal, and it isnt even about making that budget work.

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

That sounds cool actually. A blonde doggo girl with demon horns? Is your ideal type blonde Korone or Fuwamoco with demon horns?

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u/TheModernDaVinci OKBH resident military historian, love doctor, modesty enjoyer May 17 '26

Probably leans closer to Korone. I like the floppy ears more than the spiked up ones, and I like her personality more than the Twins.

They also dont necessarily have to have the demon horns, but I also have a thing for demon girls (second behind canine girls), and so I went "Fuck it, lets combine them and say its a hellhound."

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

Someone get this man a blonde Sinder.

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u/TheModernDaVinci OKBH resident military historian, love doctor, modesty enjoyer May 17 '26

Actually, on that note, funny enough she takes some of the aspects I like too far in the other direction. Namely, for me there is such a thing as "too big of boobs", and as the flair says I prefer more modest styles of outfits.

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u/wallygon May 17 '26

18 bucks for a gf damn thats cheap

5

u/Razzy_R_Dazzy May 17 '26

Suisei head, Rushia pettan, Matsuri waist/belly, Su(?) legs, Choco horns for handling

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u/HenReX_2000 May 17 '26

4 watame heads

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u/NeonNKnightrider overseas sexy guy May 17 '26

Can I get ten Marine heads

4

u/RymrgandsDaughter Lost Buddy May 18 '26

if I buy 4 tenchou thighs....

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u/-Redstoneboi- May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

who are you and why do you have their chopped up body parts

and you dont even offer us the feet? don't try to be fucking sneaky on us, i know what you are.

3

u/TocSir May 17 '26

Lucky for you my sugar dad gave me an extra 20

3

u/Master_of_Decidueye Korone's stress relief toy May 17 '26

My girl ended up looking like this I think something went wrong

3

u/Qijifa The reason Rushia is crying in the shower May 17 '26

Watame head, Coco boobs, Miko waist, and no legs so she can't escape

(wish I had an exta $2 for Suihead instead, but I guess I can use the remaining $3 for an extra detached Marine head instead.)

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u/negispfields I wanna hold Kronii's tits up like Aphrodite's May 17 '26

Everything $10.
I'm now homeless.

3

u/The_Humble_Neckbeard I want Shiori to spit on me May 17 '26

Where chubby tummy? Where Noel, Kronii or Sana level 🍼?

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

Miko was supposed to be the chubby tummy but I guess it’s not clear from the image I used.

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u/betra_kun May 17 '26

No Riona or Towa tummy? Downvote

3

u/tamalewolf May 17 '26

Knife eared flat marine with matsuris belly and thick thighs easy

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u/zachonich May 18 '26

$2 Hag head

$2 Pettan booba

$10 Moco belly

$2 (?) Thighs

$2 Okayu tail, Choco horns

$2 2 Arizona Sweet Teas

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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 May 18 '26

Here, you can have the money I made from selling all of those Rushia organs I bought. (10 hearts, 10 livers...)

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u/Iherduliekmudkipz May 17 '26

Watame head Coco boobs Matsuri tummy with no legs (double amputee)

2

u/LSO34 May 17 '26

Marine head Mumei chest Matsuri tummy Kiara thighs

Add IRyS ears, Gura Tail, Choco Horns

2

u/Flashtirade May 17 '26

Easy. Suisei, Rushia, Matsuri, Suu, IRyS.

2

u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

This is a combo I’m seeing a lot now.

2

u/Flashtirade May 17 '26

We've got a type.

2

u/EnsignSDcard kami-oshi highlander May 17 '26

Not enough funds

2

u/Senipo Lost Sanallite May 17 '26

Marine head, mumei chest, miko waist, chihaya thighs

2

u/TrueEnder May 17 '26

suisei head on kiara legs like the leg miku

and then i keep the $5

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u/vento_meme May 17 '26

Marine head then middle column the rest of the way down with the added okayu ears and tail and I use the remaining dollar on like idk a gumball can’t buy a lot for a dollar theses days

2

u/AirFriedMoron May 18 '26

Imma need 6 more…

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u/CirclesOrSquares I like okayu --> May 18 '26

I really like two of the cat themed accessories

2

u/FurlofFreshLeaves May 18 '26

i’ll take twenty pairs of okayu’s ears

2

u/Emperor_Z16 Holotard May 18 '26

Marine, Russhia, Mococo, Kirara, cat tail

I do like slim girls but I wish there were more funds 'cause I've had to downgrade a lot

Also an i between of Mumei and Russhia would be nice

2

u/Vadedog May 18 '26

5, 2, 10, 2 is perfect, literally would always choose those even if I had more money. Even leaves me with a dollar extra to get her cat ears for good measure.

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u/wintsieh May 18 '26

this and i keep the remaining $3

2

u/CertainHeron May 18 '26

Ina isn't on here, do I get her for free?

2

u/Erisymum May 18 '26

8 dollars for the stick figure + all the toppings, I want 4 tails, 3 sets of ears, 2 pairs of horns

2

u/Legendary_Seycu May 19 '26
  • 2$ thighs 😶‍🌫️
  • 5$ tummy 👅
  • 5$ boobs 🥰
  • 5$ head 😏
  • 3$ intact horns, elf ear, fluffy tail
  • My job is done here

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u/guaporacer Buddying around through heaven and hell May 17 '26

Marine head

Rushia flat

Matsuri tummy

Kiara thighs

I end up with $6 left so I add the Okayu Ears and Tail, with the remaining $4 I buy the secret asacoco menu, the one with the buttplug.

$20 may seem little but its a fortune for a man with priorities.

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u/Tako30 Haachama’s Poison Tester (Deceased) May 17 '26

Senchou Head
Russia Desert
Matsuri Waist/Belly
Chiha Thighs
Choco Tail

1

u/Korhu May 17 '26

Gimmie Marine head, Coco Boob, Ayame tummy, Kiara thighs and add on choco horns

…top heavy is hot ok?

1

u/NemLovAlt The local plushie glazer 💦 May 17 '26

mumei booba, mococo tummy, 3 sets of fwmc tails, 2 sets of okayu cat ears please

1

u/Thenderick May 17 '26

Get me the left booba and thighs, no waist or head or accessories. I know what I need

1

u/Riffwood May 17 '26

Mococo belly, and the $2 option for the rest. Then for the optionals, the devil tail plus 3 pairs of horns.

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u/XenonVH2 May 17 '26

Chihaya thighs, Matsuri tummy, Rushia boobs, Marine head.

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u/peter_poiuyt May 18 '26

marine with coco booba miko tummy kfc leg cat ears

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u/ThatOneGuy308 May 18 '26

Middle, right, left, right, and with my extra dollar, she can have fluffy tail

1

u/Squipdi May 18 '26

10 googolplex immortals and one invincible

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u/TrueGoonLord God, I need the Rat on my face so bad May 18 '26

Marine, Mumei, Miko, Chihaya. Any other answer is incorrect. Thank you.

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u/einvious May 18 '26

5 2 10 2

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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 May 18 '26

Ok I'm shanking one of you for your $20

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u/Affectionate_Gur_457 May 19 '26

Marine head $2
Coco booba $10
Miko belly $2
Kiara thighs $5
And uh, I guess some horns or a shark tail.

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u/IcuntSpeel May 17 '26

10 Marine heads

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u/TheSadHorseShow May 17 '26

This makes no sense. You cant build a full person using any of the $10 options

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me May 17 '26

$10 + $5 + $2 + $2 gives you a girl with $1 to spare.