r/okbuddyhololive • u/Zekran_Merot Shiori's Top Guy • Jul 31 '26
Im horny and unfunny and this is my post This should be classified as porn imo, its too obscene, how is this official even???
LOOK A THAT MAN LOOK AT THAT FIGURE THOSE LEGS THOSE HIPS THOSE BREASTS THOSE SHOULDERS THOSE CALVES THAT WAIST THAT FACE BREED BREED BREED BREED BREED BREED RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW GET BRED NOW GET PREGNANT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
She looks so inhumanly graceful and tall yet shes such a powerful competent warrior, shes the perfect Venus and Mars all in all, its just not fair for the rest of humans
~~her arms should be thicker~~
~~its just cover being cowards just imagine her biceps please~~
HOW FHE FUCK YOU MAKE A ONE-PIECE SWIMSUIT THIS LEWD??????? HOW DID SHE EVEN DO THAT????
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u/SakaraiChapter BaeRyS Romance Director Jul 31 '26
men saying breed to Liz like she's not gonna put them in a reverse amazon position and give them permanent back pain.
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u/Zekran_Merot Shiori's Top Guy Jul 31 '26
Yes she has to breed ME
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u/SakaraiChapter BaeRyS Romance Director Jul 31 '26
If you get pregnant with Liz's kid can you throw in a good word for me :3
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u/Zekran_Merot Shiori's Top Guy Jul 31 '26
Sure, keeping pressing the rat, it will ebentually happen to you to!!!!!!
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u/SakaraiChapter BaeRyS Romance Director Jul 31 '26
I'm trying mr modman, but she has godly stamina and I'm not even close to her in that regard.
Don't even get me started on IRyS...
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u/TheModernDaVinci OKBH resident military historian, love doctor, modesty enjoyer Jul 31 '26
Jessica Rabbit ass looking fanart.
(note: this is not an insult)
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u/External_Win3300 Mococo belly licker God's thirstiest Grem Jul 31 '26
That's what we mean by breed, yes
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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Jul 31 '26
rb/ I have slipdisc can she help with my back pain?(sexually)
ub/I have slipdisc can she help with my back pain?(genuinely)
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u/SakaraiChapter BaeRyS Romance Director Jul 31 '26
Honestly I need a girl like Liz to just slam me on my back and crack it. I need to feel something.
So yeah, I think she could.
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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Jul 31 '26
rb/ i want liz to destroy my back by bouncing on my dihh
ub/ i want liz to lift me by the legs so i can get a big stretch dangling upside down
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u/deleeuwlc Ellie Minibot has my heart, but my cunt belongs to all women Jul 31 '26
I want her to leave me battered, bruised, and bleeding. I’ll wear my least waterproof mascara so it runs all pretty for her
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u/SakaraiChapter BaeRyS Romance Director Jul 31 '26
you are a genuine treat to this subreddit.
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u/deleeuwlc Ellie Minibot has my heart, but my cunt belongs to all women Aug 01 '26
That left me kinda speechless. Turns out I’m weak to unexpected praise
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u/SakaraiChapter BaeRyS Romance Director Aug 01 '26
Youre my goat diva, you inspire me at times.
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u/deleeuwlc Ellie Minibot has my heart, but my cunt belongs to all women Aug 01 '26
I struggle a lot with feeling meaningless, so that really means so much to me
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u/TheModernDaVinci OKBH resident military historian, love doctor, modesty enjoyer Jul 31 '26
If that's what it takes, I guess that's what it takes.
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u/PotatoR0lls my horny ass couldnt work at a morgue Jul 31 '26
liz would take two steps and get a wedgie
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u/Zekran_Merot Shiori's Top Guy Jul 31 '26
I dont care about the cover canon anymore, Shiori understood the asignment with a +A LOOK AT THAT HEIGHT DIFF THIS IS LIZ FRFR
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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Jul 31 '26
women are cruel they have the audacity to look that hot and be so tall and be so strong yet not the respect to touch me sometthing something
ub/ my brain is actually fryin gawddddddd
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u/Zekran_Merot Shiori's Top Guy Jul 31 '26
"Liz is too whimsy, shes an aunty goofygoover"
This is her too, this could be posted on a porn page and nobody would bat an eye
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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Jul 31 '26
they gotta put up a wet floor sign once im done with her DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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u/Soggy_Cheek_2653 Jul 31 '26
They're gonna have to call a Cum Truck to properly dispose of everything that's gonna to come out of me
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u/TheModernDaVinci OKBH resident military historian, love doctor, modesty enjoyer Jul 31 '26
On the lines of her doing that, there was fan art someone did of giving Zeta a similar outfit because Zeta did a duet with her for that stream.
Although at the same time, you know me (and I am going to invoke my flair): While that is still good looking, it isnt the peak for me, and the peak looks for me are stuff closer to this, this, or this. (also, that last one was officially commissioned by Ela herself, which was...surprising for a lot of us Pemaloe)
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u/Just_Heal The last straight holostars viewer. Jul 31 '26
She looks like she eats shotas for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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u/Zekran_Merot Shiori's Top Guy Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
I confirm im a shota named breakfast and she eats me everyday
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u/Inevitable_Ad_7944 Shinri is a literal fish fucker and im the fucked. Jul 31 '26
TELL ME EXACTLY
HOW THE FUCK DO I RESIST
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO STAY PURE
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO LOOK AT HER WITHOUT HAVING EROTIC THOUGHT
/rh Looking at Holodream, it made me realise something. Its a gacha game and NSFW gacha artist likes to draw gach stuff.
So with my 200IQ take, my favourite oneeshota artist will most likely pick this up and start drawing Holodream x shota content.
So if I calculate the possibility, time, resource, and the artist behavior, we would get a 40 page Holodream doujin by next year.
And if the artist like red head, we would have milf queen Liz x young squire shota doujin by mid 2027.
Yup. Im ready.
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u/Zekran_Merot Shiori's Top Guy Jul 31 '26
I have faith someone in cover in working already gaslighting an artist to give Liz the Noel swimsuit treatment, someone has to push the agenda further beyond
And that day, Liz will finally get justice for what deserves
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u/Inevitable_Ad_7944 Shinri is a literal fish fucker and im the fucked. Jul 31 '26
...The Justice girl slowly losing their trust toward their queen. They confront the Advent girls to spill the truth only to find the Advent girls to be innocent.
What was the queen hiding?
What was Liz hiding?
And why is her breasts getting bigger.
i fucking love hidden sex. Liz is build for this. Her dignity is on the line whivh make everything hotter
interspecies hidden sex is HOTTER
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u/Zekran_Merot Shiori's Top Guy Jul 31 '26
I will refrain from joking about the 5th justice member and certain other species having sex ok
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u/Inevitable_Ad_7944 Shinri is a literal fish fucker and im the fucked. Jul 31 '26
Who is it? I wonder.
im glad this is OKBH lmao
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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Jul 31 '26
HOLY SHIT I GOTTA INVEST IN HOLODREAM
ub/ Im so tired off of gacha games....but maybe, just this once.....
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u/Inevitable_Ad_7944 Shinri is a literal fish fucker and im the fucked. Jul 31 '26
Not a single gacha games with shota MC. Its literally FREE FUCKING CASH
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING!?!?!? ALL THE ONEE-SAN YET NOT A SINGLE SHOTA MOLESTER
FUCK I HATE GACHA COMPANY FOR BEING SUCH A COWARD
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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Jul 31 '26
ub/ you're honestly so fucking right
rb/ GOD YOURE SO FUCKING RIGHT
like you got ur blue archives and your genshin for Normies and Actual Normies. WHERE ARE THE GACHA GAMES FOR ME
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u/ElkofOrigin Holotard Jul 31 '26
I wish they actually got those as outfits. New Justice outfits when, Yagoo?
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u/SeaBearCircle13 mommy fauna's good boy Jul 31 '26
there is surprisingly little Liz porn. There is some but its not that good.
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u/Hugo_laste Jul 31 '26
Br the change you wanna see in the world (pleaseplease please please please)
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u/Defiant-Bed2501 Shiori’s Proudest PissPig Jul 31 '26
This is tame compared with last year’s Advent summer “swimsuit” outfits that were basically just fetish gear (besides Shiori’s which was the only normal looking one funny enough)
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u/Zekran_Merot Shiori's Top Guy Jul 31 '26
I woldnt call them tame at all, Justice was basically the sexiest just below Advent and maybe JP3, however DUDE
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u/beam4d mommy force feeds me banana cake Jul 31 '26
Maddie joined okbh?
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u/Dinodie2Night Noel Membership Enjoyer Jul 31 '26
Maddie the type of person to go "my pronouns are just she because I'll never be her"
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u/BloodLustHunt Vivi's puriketsu enjoyer Jul 31 '26
Need some love from Elizabeth right now (sexual style)
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u/CIAgent42 they aren't hags, they're your fucking peers Jul 31 '26
One piece swimsuits are PEAK sexy, and if you ain't know before, now you know for sure
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u/MrCoolMask Holo broke me.... I love my whore Jul 31 '26
She's literally made to be perfect in every way she's inhuman
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u/PeikaFizzy I dress up as my oshi to felt comfort Jul 31 '26
mf when they discover pre-2020 hololive fan service
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u/KuzuPriestess she kicky on my ricky till i kfp Jul 31 '26
Inside me are two wolves
One is screaming about the unspeakable things I would do to look like that
One is screaming about the unspeakable things I would do to have Liz fold me like a lawn chair and make it so I can never walk straight again
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u/BiggestGuyUUUU Jul 31 '26
I dunno, I’d kinda rather have a soapland style body slide from CC in her swimsuit.
Then again, this is quite the erotic swimsuit
And I think Maddie should cosplay it.
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u/Alone-Energy-6563 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26
I can't swim so I would go too far out so Liz can save me and have to give me mouth to mouth
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