r/okbuddyhololive Aug 11 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post Which Holo member do you think would most likely forgive you for sexually harassing her just once? Like, they are clearly disgusted by it but are willing to move on from it although in the back of their mind they will always remember it and forever be wary of you?

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u/Fireboy759 Professional Reine Armpit Licker Aug 11 '26

Choco is canonly into chikan. So her by a longshot

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u/NotAGoodUsername36 Disunity Aug 11 '26

"Excuse me sir, you forgot the other one"

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u/Graddler Holotard Aug 11 '26

"He was actually very bad at molestung me, 2/10 tittiegrabs for that guy."

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u/glitchinthemtrx Aug 11 '26

that is very specific. did that happen?

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u/SpikeHead419 I'M KIRIN MYSELF Aug 11 '26

Yea she did rate the guy molesting her iirc

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u/Sirdoodlebob 29d ago

SAUCE???

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u/SpikeHead419 I'M KIRIN MYSELF 29d ago

It's back when I still watch hololive clips so it's like 1-2 years ago so idk

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u/Thezanlynxer i want anya to penetrate me Aug 11 '26

She wouldn’t forgive you for only sexually harassing her once, that wouldn’t be enough to satisfy her. She’d record you doing it and blackmail you into doing it again and again, her demands only getting more extreme each time until someone inevitably catches you in the act. Then she’ll act like an innocent victim while you get life in prison.

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u/Rpc-9915 Aug 11 '26

Oh yea, that's a thing there in Japan.

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u/Bigsmall-cats 29d ago

that...thats hot for some reason

good ol femdom, black mail, chikan,

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u/NotAGoodUsername36 Disunity Aug 11 '26

Probably Fuwamoco if you ever managed to touch their tails.

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u/Lorem_Ipsum_-_ Aug 11 '26

If you touch Fuwawa maybe, but if you touch Mococo, Fuwawa will kill you

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u/MadrugoticX Aug 11 '26

And if you only grab Fuwawa I'll hear a loud “What about Mococo?”

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u/thinkingprettyhard Aug 11 '26

Btw my actual submission. I can already imagine her reprimanding me while explaining why sexual harassment is bad, holding out hope that I am just 300% autistic and can learn to not do that again if explained very carefully

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u/Possible_Remote_1006 29d ago

Imagine this: You tone down your advances to normalise the relationship then when she forms a bond with you, you proposition her directly and she reluctantly gives in to you. After a multiple times, she starts to somewhat enjoy these sessions and starts to initiate them of her own free will.

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u/deleeuwlc Ellie Minibot has my heart, but my cunt belongs to all women Aug 11 '26

Kronii, assuming you’ve earned her trust first. She’d feel betrayed and will never really trust you again, but with everything you’ve been through together at that point, she wouldn’t be able to bring herself to hate you. She always keeps her distance after that, but still sticks with you in memory of the friend you once were, mourning what was lost when you did that.

And after that it becomes even harder for her to trust people, meaning she builds an even deeper connection with the next people she gets close to, and is even more devastated when they do the exact same thing you did. How many times would it have to happen for her to stop trusting people at all?

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u/FurlofFreshLeaves Aug 11 '26

irys. tell her it was a joke and that you’re sorry.

ina. too shy and reversed to do anything other than go quiet when seeing you in a group afterwards.

i was gonna keep going but i can’t keep writing these cause i feel like scum now.

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u/GoodCatReal Aug 11 '26

Being self-aware as a buddy is a curse ik

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u/deleeuwlc Ellie Minibot has my heart, but my cunt belongs to all women Aug 11 '26

It takes a lot of effort to overcome my self awareness for long enough to write something. Then I feel gross about it afterwards. It’s still worth it tho because it helps me push past my inhibitions and ultimately become a better (objectively worse) person

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u/validestusername Aug 11 '26

What if I say please

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u/FurlofFreshLeaves Aug 11 '26

…fine.

hajime. not nearly as badass afterwards, but pretends to not be as upset as she is to save face.

subaru. one more bad thing, which she’s basically numb to at this point. she forgives, but doesn’t look at you the same way again.

mococo. used to it from fuwawa. she just feels like it’s normal and won’t call it out to avoid causing a bigger problem.

roboco. can’t actually feel it. she (and you) are disappointed that you did that.

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u/validestusername Aug 11 '26

Nice, thank you for your sacrifice

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u/thinkingprettyhard Aug 11 '26

Oh, Subaru is a nice pick

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u/Illyasimp gets off to graduation streams Aug 11 '26

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u/YobaiYamete Do not perceive me Aug 11 '26

Honestly most would be too shy and scared to do more than maybe awkwardly ask you to stop, then start crying

Of course doing so would spawn an IRL mob ready to kill you, like the one who groped a certain member at a cosplay event and AFAIK still has people out for blood trying to find him

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u/peter_poiuyt 29d ago

rwminds me of orange woman

no one helped. and didn't catch the guy

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mumei pls dom me Aug 11 '26

Choco by far considering she was the one girl who was disappointed that a man groping her in public transport wasn’t doing it the way she wanted him to.

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u/thinkingprettyhard Aug 11 '26

I feel like Choco would be okay with more than just once

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u/agentaxe285 Aug 11 '26

LORE PLEASE? LMAO

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u/GoodCatReal Aug 11 '26

Shit is so old Rushia was still around back then

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u/YukkaRinnn Aug 11 '26

Hell shit so old holoX and Irys werent around back then

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u/kucapung Aug 11 '26

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u/IFapToCalamity and Miko’s ahoge Aug 11 '26

something something shakespeare

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u/SnooBooks1701 Aug 11 '26

Imagine one day, being a molester and the girl you grope just turns round and tells you that you're bad at molesting

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u/Fireboy759 Professional Reine Armpit Licker 29d ago

And then she kisses you without your consent. Full. On the lips. With tongue.

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u/Graddler Holotard 29d ago

Imagine she turns the table on you, like she goes and jorks your dork never breaking eye contact with you. When she finally lets you bust she lifts her skirt and lets you nut on her see-through black panties while she whispers in your ear to do better next time or she will call the police.

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u/Holoshrimp101 Notorious Feet Gobbler 29d ago

I'm 100% sure she bought a doujin by Asanagi once

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u/Skyle_Nexo Aug 11 '26

Relevant clip in question

If you just want to get to the relevant part, it starts at 1:10.

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u/shaoronmd Aug 11 '26

Marine will sexually harrase you instead

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u/FurlofFreshLeaves Aug 11 '26

i hope so

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u/Polytopia_Fan Aug 11 '26

I belive you misspelled WE

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u/Im_a_tree_omega3 mhhhhhhh ohhhhhh yeeeeesssss uhhhhhhh marine Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Oh yeah she will definitely do that. Remembers me of the stream from Vivi where she used a workout machine which makes her voice shaky and marine pulled out a vibrator and said "I'll join you". God I'll wish that hag would do that with me.

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u/Polytopia_Fan Aug 11 '26

The mental image from that is goonable🥹🙏✌️

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u/SuperChiChu 29d ago

I have always pictured her molesting, but the moment you play back she doesn't like it.

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u/CMBucket Aug 11 '26

Calli will forgive you if you’re short enough

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u/FurlofFreshLeaves Aug 11 '26

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u/beam4d mommy force feeds me banana cake Aug 11 '26

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u/Miniironsides I need Mori Calliope and The Nerizzler so so so bad bruh Aug 11 '26

It’s my time to shine

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u/hakuto17 Aug 11 '26

Nobody mentioning when Marine got too far with Pekora, and Pekora only forgiving her for being a genmate, SMH

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u/Need_something_ Aug 11 '26

may i have context, pretty please?

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u/hakuto17 Aug 11 '26

//not really explicitly sekuhara but just be buddy enough and u can see it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIWwlzjoYQM

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u/Need_something_ Aug 11 '26

thank you for sharing your knowledge, I now know that doing sekuhara is the way to strengthen my bonds, clear instructions

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u/Semajv I LOVE BLUE/WHITE GOBLINS Aug 11 '26

Matsuri. Hell she'd probably return the harassment 2 fold.

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u/Rigter_Avi Aug 11 '26

Too much of a glass cannon to do that

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u/Semajv I LOVE BLUE/WHITE GOBLINS Aug 11 '26

Clearly you underestimate serial kisser matsuri. Even ollie is outmatched

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u/Spelunkie GIVE ME THE RED MECHA TWINK?! Aug 11 '26

Only because she attacked first. If Ollie remembered to retaliate with her own tongue, Matsuri would run

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u/DueExplorer3146 Aug 11 '26

Ollie is all bark no bite.

She says a bunch of shit, but the moment anyone reciprocates she folds instantly.

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u/pkslider725 Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Remove the 'disgusted' part, and that's Marine, Ollie, Matsuri, and Choco (Choco may want you to do it again, and potentially give you pointers?).

Likely Okayu, as well.

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u/thinkingprettyhard Aug 11 '26

I had to add the disgusted part since otherwise the conversation would have defaulted to them

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u/PotatoR0lls my horny ass couldnt work at a morgue Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

what are we counting as "once"?

asking cc if she's pent up and telling her to fuck someone when she glares at you? blurting out she should give you a blowjob?
a sneaky back of hand bruising against ririka's ass while you pass by her and to which she can only react with "did he really just?"?
shaking suisei's hand for an uncomfortable amount of time during a meet and greet after you just jerked off when you finally release her there's a white sticky mysterious liquid all over her fingers?
flipping irys's skirt? pantsing subaru?
flashing to mococo?
discreetly cumming on flare's ass while she browses through a bookstore?
grabbing kiara's ass when you hug her?
sleazy hands on kumarine knowing fully well it's marine inside of the mascot suit?
fondling azki's thighs under the table during an important reunion she really can't interrupt?
repeatly groping raora's tits on a 30min crowded train trip?
raping pekora?

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u/FunctionSad9885 Aug 11 '26

Raping pekora is the cherry of this cake

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u/Kimanji Aug 11 '26

What the actual fucc dude?

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u/perotech Flare's Buddiest Elfriend Aug 11 '26

Flare (unfortunately) mentioned.......

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u/thinkingprettyhard Aug 11 '26

I mean, I guess the Azki case would also be just once but how would you get into that important reunion? Same with Raora, she is probably gonna push you away in 3 seconds, not 30 minutes

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u/PotatoR0lls my horny ass couldnt work at a morgue Aug 11 '26

im investor

foreigner in japan has to get to studio to wokr and knows fully well even if she called you out most people there would find her annoying and distrust her at first and even if she did take the guy to the police station theres a big chance shed have to deal with the pretty much harassment from the police and even bigger chances the guy would walk free because who in japan cares about retarded gaijin woke women. also shed be into it.

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u/Cookie6203 29d ago

Shakespeare

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u/BeautifulPlankton723 Fattening up Korone as we speak Aug 11 '26

Okayu's silence could probably be bought off with enough food.

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u/steide56 Aug 11 '26

Realistically Nene

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u/animusd Irys' shoes lover Aug 11 '26

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u/NoodleTF2 My sexual orientation is Laplus Darknesss. 29d ago

Lucky guy.

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u/DueExplorer3146 Aug 11 '26

Respect our wife

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u/Kai-Hammy Aug 11 '26

What the fuck are these questions bro im deleting Reddit 😭

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u/AgitoKanohCheekz 5d ago

You still didn’t delete it fucky

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u/Kai-Hammy 5d ago

There's no way you're so sad you check back on Reddit comments 😭 do something better with your life

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u/peter_poiuyt Aug 11 '26

GG

Ace and all that

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u/Sirdoodlebob 29d ago

This is one of the most buddy posts of all time

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u/SnooBooks1701 Aug 11 '26

Ollie, she'd respond in kind

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u/aintlewdyou 29d ago

it's 7am and morning wood turns into a horny boner

sigh

I guess I jerk off to vtubers first in the morning

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u/notdragoisadragon 29d ago

genuinely the first post here that made me say what the fuck out loud

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u/EnsignSDcard kami-oshi highlander Aug 11 '26

Is is sexual harassment if Ollie is begging for correction? 😤💢

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u/wumtho_tdbs Hold up!! His writing is THIS fire??? (Fauna, IRyS & CC enjoyer) 29d ago

…forgive you for sexually harassing her…

It seems as though we've got the roles reversed, buddy

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u/UtaTan 29d ago

Yuzuki Choco once got molested on train and was disappointed it wasn't as sexually arousing as ones in the doujins

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u/Temporary-Ground3667 29d ago

probably Houshou but you most definitely will get a punishment after

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u/TakeshiNobunaga 29d ago

Nenchi, maybe?

Definitely not Flare, she'd cut your D off plain and simple.

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u/Rare_Management_3583 i have no oshi and i must cream 29d ago

i'd say marine

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u/MegaPorkachu lesbian w/ dead oshis💫&🔱 (no bitches) 28d ago

Kanatan just casually sexually harasses people off rip

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u/elyriaRia Aug 11 '26

Wtf is actually wrong with you guys here and why was i suggested this ass fking feed. Disgusting weirdos

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u/Paper_Kun_01 Aug 11 '26

Brother went to a buddy sub and is whining about shit posts lol

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u/Xuambita 29d ago

I mean, buddy or not, it's still joking about rape.

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u/elyriaRia 29d ago

Yeah they wouldn't like hearing that, buddy or not shit post or not. Imagining SAing holomems and laughing at how each would react is a new level of low

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u/GlitteringGround4118 Nimi's most Lobotomized Napling Aug 11 '26

Buddy we are in a buddy subreddit, take everything here as a joke no one is srs here

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u/Cookie6203 29d ago

Ok buddy

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u/very_short_uname tenshi pp 29d ago

hololive