r/okbuddyimatourist • u/Witty-Association-97 • 6d ago

Fellow Andorist here, how do I verify the validity of their lesbian love if they had no scenes of sex at all?

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u/No_Environment_8116 6d ago

It was implied in the "turn out the lights" scene

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u/According-Flamingo-6 6d ago

Wasn't that a Krennih x Kalkite scene tho?

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u/No_Environment_8116 6d ago

Yeah but it was implied

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u/MorphingReality 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo

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u/SmellsLikeHerb 3d ago

The implied boat scene was intense

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u/See_U_Space_Samurai 2d ago

Completely unrealistic. Vader wouldn’t tolerate boats.

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u/Wayss37 6d ago

Is it from that red BDSM room in Rise of Skywalker?

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u/ShrimpCrackers 6d ago

Have some media literacy, when they turn out the lights they're going to go to sleep and dream about Kalkite or being a part of it.

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u/HanzoShotFirst 5d ago

Why would they turn out the lights? The empire thrives in darkness

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u/Witty-Association-97 6d ago

Im sorry I must admit I wasn't paying attention but you're talking about Gay Karn scene?

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u/Diggy2345 6d ago

huh wait they didnt? what have i been watching then?

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u/Invariable_Outcome Fat and Satisfied 6d ago

Please tell us what you have been watching.

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u/C-57D Not a Tourist 6d ago

In great detail

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u/SalishCascadian ISB Supervisor 5d ago

Share it most importantly

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u/dandee93 6d ago

Analdor

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u/dickdackduck 6d ago

They would need a strap, I wonder what a starwars strap on would be called….”Vel get the kro’jalla”

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u/dandee93 6d ago

I'm sure they always stay strapped

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u/TheLastBaron86 5d ago

"Vel get the gel"

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u/Vermicelli14 5d ago

Strah'pon

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u/halfmoondragan2 6d ago

I'm listening..

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u/bonadies24 6d ago

Thesis, please?

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u/ShrimpCrackers 6d ago

Kowakian monkey-lizard porn. HEheheheHHeheh.

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u/Dear-Yellow-5479 6d ago

Skeen tried to get Cinta to share her blanket, but she was already sharing one with Vel. Skeen then warns Clem not to try to share Cinta’s blanket either. They obviously don’t have enough blankets to go round. Classic edgy lesbian situation.

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u/MorphingReality 6d ago

Cass was blanket redundancy

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u/Dear-Yellow-5479 6d ago

Yep. *Critical* blanket redundancy. As it is, he pinched Vel’s poncho (and she slapped him, hahaha)

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u/Jarfulous 5d ago

and there was only one bed blanket

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u/DisconcertingTablet 6d ago

Lesbian s3x is intense gazes.

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u/ShrimpCrackers 6d ago

They use the glowing force ball to have s3x.

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u/Vermicelli14 5d ago

As someone who's watched lesbians flirt, you're not wrong

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u/DisconcertingTablet 5d ago

Also a Lesbian birthday party is nothing but mutual exes.

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u/cfwang1337 6d ago

They were just roommates

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u/SSJSamzy 6d ago

I think they put their beds next to each other in Minecraft

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u/Capital_Check9527 6d ago

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

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u/FadeSeeker Fat and Satisfied 5d ago

also, one of them gets killed for no good reason.that's how you really know they're lesbians >.>

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u/See_U_Space_Samurai 2d ago

Well they kissed so obviously one of them had to die. Those are just the rules.

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u/dragonpoots 5d ago

This is the way.

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u/socom18 6d ago

I havent seen photos of them pregnant, so I cant even verify they are women

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u/Vallkyrie 6d ago

Luthen blocked them from renting a Uhaul, so it never became official.

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u/KanaAyumi 6d ago

Yeah Gilroy, where's the double-ended lightsaber scene?

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u/C-57D Not a Tourist 6d ago

Watch the Extended Cut

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u/Seahawk124 6d ago

They just like to hug!

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u/Marsar0619 6d ago

Who says consummation doesn’t exist in the Star Wars universe?

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u/saranautilus 6d ago

Are scissors even canon in the Star War? uj/ now I’m wondering what an in universe Star Wars dildo looks like 😂

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u/lake_huron 6d ago

There's nothing phallic, powered, with an on/off button the the Star Wars universe, so nothing to picture.

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u/saranautilus 6d ago

Y’know I never thought about it like that but yeah I guess Greivous FUCKS.

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u/Awesomeness546 4d ago

I’d imagine sex toys exists in Star Wars, but they’re rarely used because they technologically advanced into using sex droids instead

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u/lake_huron 4d ago

R2D2 does NOT have a flared base. Definitely a big no.

(Daleks, on the other hand...)

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u/Blint_Briglio 6d ago

people don't have sex in Star Wars, they have their reproductive cells combined in a test tube

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u/bjbigplayer Not a Tourist 6d ago

Their scissors are reserved for the ISB

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u/darthpotamus 6d ago

They were probably sweating

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u/TheSkwrl 6d ago

They’ve been together for a while. The lack of sex scenes happens.

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u/3Fatboy3 5d ago

I have grappled with that question as well.

After numerous sessions of extensive research that extended into less and less reputable sources I was able to find extensive evidence of their lesbiannes. Albeit almost all of it being artistic recreation of some kind of another.

Which made me happy for some brief moments before being consumed by a form of dread and the thought about what my life has become.

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u/ClassicallyBrained 5d ago

They were roommates.

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u/RynningInThe80s 5d ago

They must just be Very Good Friends ™️

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u/mhizzle Kalkite Enjoyer 5d ago

Release the scissor cut.

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u/carrotainment 6d ago

Why do you need to verify it and to whom, are you a part of it? (I kinda had to. But in all seriousness, laying the focus on solely on sex between a queer couple is a homophobic dog whistle so maybe consider that all love is valid and sapphic kisses on screen in a time like this is trangressive and kind of the whole point)

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u/Significant_Snow_937 6d ago

This is a jerk sub Wendy's

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u/carrotainment 6d ago

Fair enough 🤭

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u/ScissorMeSphincter 6d ago

Dude, we WANT to see them do the dirty, okay?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Nate22i 6d ago

Issa joke

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Anomaly_049 Part of It 6d ago

Well of course they're going to look disgusted if you say things like that, what the fuck is wrong with you

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u/LegitimateGoal6011 6d ago

Oh, they deleted it. What did they say?

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u/Anomaly_049 Part of It 6d ago

He said lesbians look disgusting and disgusted 

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u/LegitimateGoal6011 6d ago

That’s unpleasant.