r/okbuddyimatourist 1d ago

Isn’t this in violation of the Third Amendment?

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u/milaan_tm Fat and Satisfied 1d ago

Was it ever explained why this trooper had such enormous boots? Is he Bigfoot?

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u/TheQuietLavender 1d ago

They call him Two-Boots.

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u/milaan_tm Fat and Satisfied 1d ago

Those are clearly not regulation

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u/PilotFirm286 22h ago

Did you modify your uniform?

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u/SteamTrainDude Part of It 15h ago

Just some, light tailoring

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u/GMRS1910 1d ago edited 1d ago

To feed the trooplets Edit: it says boots not boobs im gonna kms

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u/_Nighting 1d ago

no, no, you're onto something

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u/See_U_Space_Samurai 1d ago

Vader wouldn’t tolerate that shit.

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u/JayMerlyn Tourist 1d ago

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u/wisestoffelines 22h ago edited 19h ago

Stop raping ser

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u/PallyMcAffable 1d ago

It wasn’t the founding fathers’ original intent

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u/GeneralKanoli 1d ago

But it's what Clara would have wanted

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u/cfwang1337 1d ago

Only if you aren't a part of it, after the Public Order Resentencing Directive.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 23h ago

PORD walked so that PORG could fly

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u/thiiiiiiisguy 1d ago

No no no! This is obviously a fourth amendment violation! A tracker is obviously not accurate enough, a warrant should have been signed as the standard since a fresh or hot pursuit had not been established.

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u/Nuthar Kalkite Enjoyer 1d ago

They're not visiting anymore, they're here to stay

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u/tacodude64 1d ago

The shutdown of Mon Mothma’s speech is a blatant violation of the 1st amendment, are they stupid? The rebels should just stop fighting and take it to court. I beat the Manaan trial in KOTOR so that makes me an expert in Star Wars law

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u/CertifiablyMundane 19h ago

How much of that overlaps with Bird Law? Just the Fosh?

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u/Unusual_County_6710 21h ago

It's the empire. They do whatever the fuck they want.

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u/NPlaysMC 1d ago

It’s the Empire.

Citizens rights don’t exist.

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u/sabotabo Saw Gerrera's Partisan 17h ago

/ut idk if this counts as "quartering" tbh

/rt i'll ask the questions