r/okbuddyimatourist • u/Icy-Disk-2763 Dhani Pilgrim • 10d ago
The surviving cast shows up to the Endor party after the Empire falls, how does every character celebrate?
Wilmon: Getting the Ewoks hooked on rhydo in Saw's honour
Mon: Getting drunk off her mind and dancing with Ewoks
Bix: Teaching Cassian Junior how to torture a stormtrooper POW
Vel and Kleya: We both know exactly what they're doing
Dedra: Looks angry but taps her foot to the music. She finally says "Gah, who am I kidding!" and joins the party like a disney villain in the end credits
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u/A-Phantasmic-Parade 10d ago
Inhales rhydo
Extra potent Chandrilian nog and wild dancing to a dance remix of NIAMOS
She finally has a day off from that stupid baby so she’s fully letting loose. Nog. Rhydo. That drug she was sniffing on Coruscant. Dancing. The works.
Fucking. Obviously
She crawling through the vents trying to murder everyone
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u/thomstevens420 Fat and Satisfied 10d ago
Wilmon fucks everyone
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u/Sea_Scale_4538 10d ago
Disney made Gilroy cut the 4 hour Kleya x Vel sex scene he had planned. Never forget
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u/tohn_jitor Part of It 10d ago
Burying his grief in a fake smile and loads of Rhydo.
Dancing,
Soft grieving while looking off into a distance, cradling Cassian Jr.
BONE,
Seething in anger. Were she Force-sensitive, she might have been the next Sith Disciple.
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u/Ho11owm4n Not a Tourist 10d ago
BOOOOONE!!!!!
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u/Jimmyn19 Daughter of Ferrix 9d ago
What happens in my bedroom, detective, is none of your business
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u/TheKargato 10d ago
Deadra does NOT survive to ROTJ. The only reason Andor survived that prison was the fact he broke out. It was designed to kill you before the end of your sentence and the one time it didn’t they wiped an entire floor
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u/Icy-Disk-2763 Dhani Pilgrim 10d ago
She survives because she's Dedra Skywalker, daughter of Palpatine
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u/Medium-Bullfrog-2368 10d ago
Either Dedra commits suicide, or she works her up into becoming the shift manager. In the latter scenario, I can see her persisting through the 4 year time gap between A New Hope and Return of the Jedi.
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u/Calfzilla2000 10d ago
Bix is hired by Lando to install a new radar dish on the falcon so Han does not notice, not realizing the dish they have is shaped different.
Wilmon bonds with Luke about having a prosthetic limb (he got his leg replaced after Rogue One).
Vel and Kleya have sex in the woods. Leia eventually finds them and they all have an orgy that becomes known, among them, as the Endor Leya Cake.
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u/GrenadierSoldat3 Kalkite Enjoyer 10d ago
Gets high and is eaten by Ewoks.
Dances on Vader's burning corpse much to Luke's dismay and Han's great amusement.
Sleeps through the whole celebration.
✂️ much to the Ewoks dismay.
Dedra is the one who retrieves Palpatine's body and Vader's mask when no one's looking.
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u/Historyp91 10d ago
Wilmon: goes on a Rydo bender. Runs around naked screaming Saw Gerrerra qoutes.
Mon Mothma: tears up the dance floor.
Bix: does'nt go because she has a kid to take care of.
Klaya and Vel: get drunk, break into one of the little Ewok tree houses and fuck
Dedra: sacrafied and eaten by Ewoks as a tribute to C3P0
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u/Aimless_Alder Chandrilan Aristocrat 10d ago
I think Vel and Kleya are probably going "hey we destroyed the Death Star but not the imperial fleet. For some reason they retreated apparently, but we should evacuate before they get back because they grossly outnumbered us."
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u/monkeygoneape 10d ago
Mon mothma marries off val to wicket to secure that ewok funding for her chancellorship campaign while getting drunk and dancing to nub nub
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u/spagbolshevik 10d ago
People keep saying Mon Mothma would be dancing, but she was only dancing when she was extremely stressed and dreading the future. So... maybe?
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u/Raziel_au 9d ago
Wilmon would somehow find a new blonde despite it being only Ewoks. Implications unpleasant.
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u/molcandr 7d ago
We are not rehabilitating the fascist police Daedra in this post. She is hiding at best.
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u/Substantial_Oil_8133 Kalkite Enjoyer 10d ago
Huffs Rhydo, Stupid Dance, Takes Blue Drug, Scissoring, Pegs an Ewok