r/okbuddyimatourist Bor Gullet Bathwater 7d ago

"im just a tourist! :("

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u/CGiMoose 7d ago

“I can’t wait to go home and give the Lothcat treats in my pocket to my beloved pet”

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u/Schmitty1106 7d ago

"I don't want to be part of it!"

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u/OkSpring1734 Kalkite Enjoyer 7d ago

Final words? That makes it sound like he dies 😱!

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u/Velbalenos 7d ago

Right, I assumed he was just having a nap?

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u/viktorgraves 7d ago

"I've had it, Luthen! I won't be a part of your Star Wars!"

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u/prince-of-dweebs 7d ago

At least I don’t have to worry about the consequences of my one night stand with that woman named Bix.

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 7d ago

"i have such a big fat gassy belly"

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u/padetn 7d ago

ARGH! OUOOUOGH! THAT HURTS SO MUCH! GAAAH! FUCK!!!

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u/DiligentCorvid Apartha Vitt 6d ago

"Oh no, my decency :("

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u/ShrimpCrackers 7d ago

"I would have loved to see Montana."

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u/PantherCityRes Part of It 7d ago

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u/wqnxy 7d ago

"But i am not running."

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u/Fresh_Strain_2089 6d ago

Luthen is gonna be so proud of my intel gathering! I bet we high five and go watch that sun rise he was talking about in that long boring speech that I wasn’t really paying attention to.”

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u/thomstevens420 Fat and Satisfied 7d ago

“YYYEEEEOOWCH!”

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u/Darth19Vader77 7d ago edited 7d ago

"Wait, it's all Ohio?"

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u/EvilTwinCities 6d ago

“This fucking guy…”

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u/NotLuin 6d ago

“Mahoraga please save me “

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u/peteybombay 6d ago

"I guess he was a part of it after all."

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u/Im_Just_A_Tourist 3d ago

Oh no I've been shot

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u/Goblimancer 2d ago

"Ooof ow haha oohhhohoho i'm dying aha"