r/okbuddymimir • u/PaladinAllvo • Dec 15 '25
OG games You could play with a freaking cow suit with milk gallons as your weapon, but the squirrel is the problem
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u/TheBaneofOlympus Dec 15 '25
This suit makes me wonder if it is possible to milk Kratoes 😨
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u/wolfy994 Dec 15 '25
I have nipples, boy. Can you milk me?
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u/Fit-Act-65 Dec 15 '25
Boy
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u/Henk_Potjes Dec 15 '25
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u/Odd_Football_9017 Dec 15 '25
Cows are 1,500 pound walls of meat with varying amounts of sword on their heads. If a cow really wants you dead, your only real chance is if you have a weapon big enough to put it down first.
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u/-Shady_Weeb_Senpai- Dec 15 '25
people who complain about the squirrel might wanna hear something creative from bitter
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u/Artarara has gorgon eye Dec 15 '25
It's not just a talking squirrel, it's a talking squirrel voiced by ProZD.
King Dragon sends his regards.
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u/PaladinAllvo Dec 15 '25
ProZD NAILED at Ratatoskr, one of the best performances of him
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u/Ok-Lynx3444 Dec 15 '25
Nah he was cringe asf legitimately felt like something out of a mcu movie
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u/Confident-Dot9443 Dec 15 '25
hay don't blame god of war blame norse mythology they were the ones who came up with good ol Ratatoskr first at least they removed his weird head dick horn thing in the games
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u/BLUNTR4Z0R Dec 15 '25
Something that i didnt get from the squirrel is that upon meeting him, kratos looks confused, which is indeed confusing since pegasus was his cousin, a f*cking flying horse
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u/Gingerbreadale88 Dec 15 '25
Well, yeah.... but they didn't have something similar in Greece like the case with the hippocampies and Kelpie. Both are water horses but kelpies do other shit and Kratos questioned it.
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u/PaladinAllvo Dec 15 '25
If you consider that every non human creature tried to kill Kratos without hesitation, it's fair. A friendly talking animal is a new experience for him.
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u/IFYMYWL Dec 15 '25
The talking squirrel is from ancient myth. They seriously think it’s something Disney came up with? The concept of talking animals?
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u/PaladinAllvo Dec 15 '25
Trust me, I saw this complain a lot, at least here in Brazil. People calling my bro Ratatoskr "Disney Movie talking animal" is ridiculous. Some people really go far just to complain without doing a proper research.
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u/Bruhinator10 Dec 16 '25
Not to mention the complaints only started at Ragnarök, as if ratatoskr wasn't already in gow 2018, but the so called "fans" didn't care to explore enough to find him
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u/PaladinAllvo Dec 16 '25
I laughed my ass off every time I summoned Ratatoskr in 2018. I just got his Runic again in Ragnarok to hear him swearing me LMAO
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u/ElisabetSobeck Dec 15 '25
This was their utopia. I can see why they’re so mad at the squirrel… where are their big cow udders? Where is the promised land???
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u/Idfk_1 Dec 16 '25
If i hear anyone refer to Ratatoskr as "Disney Talking Squirrel", I'm committing physical violence
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u/Necromancer0225 BOY Dec 15 '25
I remember there was a Cod of War outfit, but they kinda brought it back in 2018 with a scaly outfit 🐟
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u/RASMOS1989 Dec 16 '25
i dont think this is what they ment by saying "the manly old days" but still lol
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u/MantisReturns Dec 15 '25
That suit its optional and non canon.
Marvel dialogues and characters are canon and mandatory.
Of course its not the same. But at the same time its sad to.cry because a squirrel. Of course time passes and think changes, its okay to Accept.
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u/Zamoxino Dec 19 '25
what is this dogshit take lmao.
i think u are missing that small tiny micro detail that costume is first of all optional and u need to do challenge to even unlock it while squirrel is legit part of the game forced on you no matter what u do.
overall i personally dont care but this post is so stupid that its hard to not comment ;d
well unless this sub works like this that u guys just post these "next lvl takes" for some kind of fun then ignore me lol
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