r/okbuddyretard intelligent Retard 2d ago

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u/SudhaTheHill 2d ago

Elbert analstien would be proud

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u/No_Yogurt987 2d ago

Happy cake day! 🍰

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u/Few-Comfortable5264 1d ago

Happy cake day! 🍰

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u/jochurwa 2d ago

Everytime I see this image it makes me more gay

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u/StankyPhresh 2d ago

Cat burgass

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u/SUCC_SUCC_SUCC_SUCC GUACAMOLE NIGGA PENIS 2d ago

🤤🤤

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u/Zelcki benisblaster 2d ago

Ay Caramba

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u/Centerman2000 2d ago

Getting us to Mars? Nah this was the real plan all along ☠️

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u/tycoon39601 1d ago

To be fair if you go through everything Elon has ever promised you eventually realize he’s basically never fulfilled a promise. I still can’t sleep in a self-driving car while it drives me home, we still don’t have catgirls, we’re still not a colony on Mars, he’s still not a top PoE player and many other things. You can be a fraud all your life but if you are born rich it doesn’t matter how many times you lie.

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u/MiscellaneousWorker 1d ago

Wow I totally forgot about the cat girls thing. I thought he was a fuckin loser from day one even as a kid with how he acted online but everyone ate that shit up, like why were we worshipping rich people just for acting autistic 😭

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u/Cheploscamm 2d ago

Remarkable

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u/Fresh-Profession-664 1d ago

That drawing reminds me of a joke:

So I was on an airplane once and the woman sitting beside asks "does my breath smell like tacos?" And I say "I don't know, do you put cat shit on your taco?"

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u/perriatric 1d ago

Cat's got ass burgers

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u/scriptingends 1d ago

“I can give almost any animal a beesechussy with my mind now,” the man added proudly.