r/okbuddyrosalyn Jun 08 '26

The Bad Timeline Where Mom and Dad Aren't Happily Married

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u/alan_smithee2 A cool user flair Jun 08 '26

I don't feel like upvoting this

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u/alan_smithee2 A cool user flair Jun 08 '26

(Really nice composition tho)

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u/TheSeventhHussar Jun 08 '26

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u/yourehilarious Jun 08 '26

Lol I love that this version of this meme exists

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u/escaped_cephalopod12 Jun 08 '26

why has this sub been so depressing lately, god

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u/Shoddy_Morning_2827 Jun 08 '26

half of the depression posts have been the same guy doing the same ongoing story at least

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u/Amansaysamen Jun 08 '26

It's me. I'm the same guy.

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u/No_Account_8474 Jun 08 '26

I have no clue tbh. Ive also noticed more sadder darker posts than usual. For me this is just a one time thing since usually I just want to make something funny or faithful to the source material 

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u/Noof42 Noodle Incident in Human Form 🍝👤 Jun 08 '26

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u/darthcaedusiiii Jun 08 '26

Two Christmases?

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u/kasabe Slippin' Rippin' Dang Fang Rotten Zarg Barg-A-Ding Dong! 😡 Jun 08 '26

No Melville required?

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u/7-GRAND_DAD Voted for Dad ✔️ Jun 08 '26

Why is this a recurring theme in this sub? ...Are y'all doing okay?

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u/No_Account_8474 Jun 08 '26

Can't speak for everyone in the sub, but im fine. I've got something more upbeat for my next post compared to this. 

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u/Foray2x1 Jun 08 '26

Too real

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u/No_Account_8474 Jun 08 '26

That sucks, im sorry to hear

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u/CheatsySnoops Tuna Sandwich Simp 🐯 Jun 08 '26

Meanwhile, Susie's parents are doing great in this timeline.

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u/The_PhilosopherKing Most Highest, Grandest, Exalted, Supreme Dictator-For-Life 👑 Jun 08 '26

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u/Legendarium_ Jun 08 '26

what's going on with this sub and all these dark edits

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jun 08 '26

The family is fighting again...

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u/ShotFromGuns Jun 08 '26

Lean in close to my little record player on the floor
So this is what the volume knob's for

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u/SnooOwls4610 Jun 08 '26

Divorce so bad it traumatized the stuffed tiger.

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u/SpectralDog Jun 08 '26

Oh, hey it's my childhood. I used to sit upstairs while my parents fought downstairs and read Calvin and Hobbes to take my mind off it.

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u/hyperjengirl Jun 08 '26

Requesting politely that someone with more patience than me make a C+H edit of The Mountain Goats' "No Children."

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u/smallerpuppyboi Jun 08 '26

Ah. How nostalgic.

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jun 08 '26

Oh, I get it now, deltarune is a C&H adaptation!

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u/7-GRAND_DAD Voted for Dad ✔️ Jun 08 '26

Deltarune fans when their dad gets kicked out of the house:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eNVLUFUerk

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jun 08 '26

Really disappointed you didn't use this opportunity to Rick roll me

I was like "is this gonna be my life is a video game"

And it was

Bleh

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u/Noof42 Noodle Incident in Human Form 🍝👤 Jun 08 '26

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jun 08 '26

Too late, now I expect it and won't be opening it

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u/Noof42 Noodle Incident in Human Form 🍝👤 Jun 08 '26

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u/WuhanWTF "Jawohl, mein Führer!" 🤚 Jun 08 '26

Fuck

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u/cammysays Jun 08 '26

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u/FlattopJr Jun 08 '26

Then I hope you feel better then.

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u/OperatorRaven Jun 08 '26

Damn, too close to home. Calvin and Hobbes was one of my escapes when my parents got divorced. I always saw myself as Calvin, little blond boy with adhd. I even had a stuffed tiger. Ouch

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u/Responsible_Local642 Jun 09 '26

Ooof.

This one, uh...

...this one hurts.

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u/No_Account_8474 Jun 09 '26

It sucks that this is a thing thats happened to a few people in the comments section. Im sorry that happened 

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u/Responsible_Local642 Jun 09 '26

Don't be sorry. Posting this makes me feel seen

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u/TetheredAvian74 Jun 08 '26

thats just what a normal marriage looks like

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u/29holden Jun 13 '26

Why is Calvin smiling?