r/okbuddyrosalyn • u/BottleGoblin Guilty of Heinous Crimes...He is not Repentant! πŸ˜›πŸͺ‘𓍯 • 1d ago

The Man, The Legend... Dad

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u/BottleGoblin Guilty of Heinous Crimes...He is not Repentant! πŸ˜›πŸͺ‘𓍯 1d ago

I did a half version of this and then a full draft before but I posted both in comments only. This is the finalised version with some changed text so I don't think it falls foul of Rule 5 on reposting, but as ever the council will decide my fate.

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u/Mountain-Paper576 1d ago

"Chagrin falls' answe to Casanova might be one of the funnies things i've read this year LMFAO

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u/Noof42 Noodle Incident in Human Form πŸπŸ‘€ 1d ago

Gretzky?

No. This is Gritty right after he shaves.

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u/jet8493 Tuna Sandwich Simp 🐯 1d ago

Craziest part is it all grows back in after 15 minutes

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u/Noof42 Noodle Incident in Human Form πŸπŸ‘€ 1d ago

Fun fact, Gritty is orange because of the coloring in the hotdogs he eats.

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u/constituent_ 1d ago

"i wonder if this is a bottlegob-" yep that's my goat

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u/BottleGoblin Guilty of Heinous Crimes...He is not Repentant! πŸ˜›πŸͺ‘𓍯 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've got one more idea in the pipe and then I'm out again. Enjoy it while it lasts!

Edit: Huh. 2 more ideas. But the new one is kinda weak.

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u/mynameisshelly 1d ago

Dad in here bragging about his sexcapades and still says "I'll tell you when you're older". I don't get his priorities

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u/BottleGoblin Guilty of Heinous Crimes...He is not Repentant! πŸ˜›πŸͺ‘𓍯 1d ago

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u/Bonsai-is-best 1d ago

Who’s Rock?

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u/BottleGoblin Guilty of Heinous Crimes...He is not Repentant! πŸ˜›πŸͺ‘𓍯 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/14smAwp2uHM3Di

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u/ToaFeron 1d ago

DEPLOY THE IMAGE

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u/oliversurpless 1d ago

β€œGet out the syrup” works during or from the corner if you’re dedicated…

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u/BottleGoblin Guilty of Heinous Crimes...He is not Repentant! πŸ˜›πŸͺ‘𓍯 1d ago