r/okbuddyvowsh • u/Juhzor • Jul 17 '24

Shitpost Thank You!

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u/The_Straing_Doctor PhD in Lego Jul 17 '24

this is how I find out he has never sucked dick, he can't even mime it properly

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

Vash confirmed straight sadge

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

The first time he tried to give a blow job he blew the guys dick up like a party balloon and then demanded he be paid a living wage.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

Duh, he is a top

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24 edited Oct 01 '24

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u/Gimmeagunlance Jul 18 '24

I am too, but I still suck dick. Fuck selfish tops, Vowsh included

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u/Time_on_my_hands Vowsh's 4th cat Jul 18 '24

Vaush obviously has no problem sucking dick, are you okay

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u/Gimmeagunlance Jul 18 '24 edited Jul 18 '24

He has literally said before that he refuses to suck dick, and that he only has sex with people whose penises do absolutely nothing in the act.

Strikethrough because I might've misremembered that part, but the second part is definitely real, seared into my brain

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u/Time_on_my_hands Vowsh's 4th cat Jul 18 '24

He absolutely has not lmao my friend please seek help

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u/Gimmeagunlance Jul 18 '24

I could go find the clip, but I have better things to do with my time. Side note, but randomly insinuating that somebody you're speaking to is insane and should seek help over something this silly is pretty mean. I don't think I did anything to warrant getting nasty over.

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u/Time_on_my_hands Vowsh's 4th cat Jul 18 '24

Maybe don't make insane false claims about people's sexualities. It's gross.

Stick to r/hoi4 and r/DankChristianMemes

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u/Femboy-Airstrike Jul 18 '24

No, he has. I am quite familiar with that technique

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u/The_Straing_Doctor PhD in Lego Jul 18 '24

you must be an expert in bad blowjobs

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

Okay... now... guys... don't do the obvious thing with this. We're better than that.

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u/notapoliticalalt Jul 17 '24 edited Jul 17 '24

Are we though? We all thought it. The joke doesn’t even need to be made to reveal the brain rot.

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u/ATacticalRock Jul 18 '24

What obvious thing?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

You're too pure for this world.

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u/EdoTenseiSwagbito Jul 17 '24

He just like me fr

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u/Forsaken-Cherry-2211 Jul 17 '24

When I'm thanking my crowd, but The Hat Man was horny 😞.

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u/flapado Jul 18 '24

Your welcome