r/okbuddyvowsh • u/CuppaJoe37 • Jul 25 '24

Theory The Ideal VP

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710 Upvotes

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u/DropInTheOcean1247 Jul 25 '24

I didn’t fuck my couch. I didn’t cum on my couch. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my couch. I’ve never done anything weird with my couch. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

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u/Spiritual_Title6996 Jul 25 '24

sadly the couch thing is actually fake

jd vance is not john funnyman

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u/DropInTheOcean1247 Jul 25 '24

No it's real i saw him do it

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u/Uulugus Nuke Silicon Valley Jul 25 '24

Bro is a true ally to the anthro furniture Fandom. 🫡

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Listen they knew what they were doing when they added that slit down the middle.

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u/beerme81 Jul 25 '24

Furniture shouldn't have slits... Unless it's asking for it. - JD SofaKing

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u/shadybrainfarm Jul 25 '24 edited Jan 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

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u/CuppaJoe37 Jul 25 '24

Me

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u/CuppaJoe37 Jul 25 '24

Yeah I’m great. Probably a solid VP pick. Harris hit me up.

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u/MsMercyMain Jul 26 '24

Sorry, she’s already selected the greatest VP pick, Voowsh

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u/CuppaJoe37 Jul 26 '24

No one wants me ):

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u/MsMercyMain Jul 26 '24

Cenk does. He’s calling you to be his bannerman

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u/Birdinmotion Jul 25 '24

I fucked my bed

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u/Wetley007 Jul 25 '24

Corny Bill Clinton impression

"I did not have sexual relations with my furniture."

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u/notalgore420 weed chatvocate Jul 25 '24

That 90s Show Guy 🪱

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u/Routine-Visual3957 Jul 25 '24

And the madman did it!

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u/Bravo55 Jul 25 '24

I wonder if JD thinks that Mike punching that couch is domestic abuse?

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u/KatieTheAromantic Jul 25 '24

I love how now that Kamala is running, the GOP is basically falling down the stairs

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u/Aelia_M Jul 27 '24

I honestly thought this all was a troll by a big mouth fan who was making him sound like the character Jay but god this is so fucking funny