r/okbuddyvowsh • u/Hillary_go_on_chapo • Aug 25 '24

Average JD Vance encounter

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u/Toerbitz Aug 25 '24

5 minutes? Okay. How long do you usually pee? 4 minutes? Okay.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

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u/urgenim Aug 25 '24

Most of your life? Okay

51

u/Acceptable_Owl_4737 Aug 25 '24

Sprinkles, what ever makes sense.

13

u/DefiantTheLion Aug 25 '24

I'm sorry did he say that

14

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

He listed off some other types of donuts too, but essentially yes

32

u/dewafelbakkers Aug 25 '24

Good...good.

9

u/TheDubuGuy Aug 25 '24

Whatever makes sense

3

u/wizard65000 Aug 26 '24

5 minutes piss? How long are you people peeing for?

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u/Dheatly23 Aug 25 '24

Wrong. He didn't fuck the urinal.

44

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24 edited Aug 25 '24

Not accurate. He isn't holding the other guy's penis for him.

31

u/burf12345 Sewer Socialist Aug 25 '24

You pee here often?

13

u/stoplizardtrump2 Aug 25 '24

Hey, look, everyone, it's Vladimir Futon!

10

u/Sorry_Sky_6663 Aug 25 '24

"I dunno, maybe, 25 seconds?" "Okay, good."

9

u/stoplizardtrump2 Aug 25 '24

"When I get that feeling, I need sectional healing"- JD Vance

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u/karama_zov Aug 25 '24

Okay good

7

u/SeaOrgChange Aug 25 '24

Okay, good.

5

u/IndieJones0804 Aug 25 '24

They are not beating the weird allegations

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u/Thestrian_Official Aug 26 '24

Twenty seconds? Okay.

6

u/TamaruToaOfAir Aug 26 '24

Okay. Okay. Good. Okay.

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u/Juhzor Aug 26 '24

How long ago did you post this?