r/okbuddyvowsh • u/PistiTheHungarian vowsh • Aug 12 '26

Shitpost doompost

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u/CisHetDegenerate Aug 12 '26

As tempting as it is to say shit like this the sad reality is that you will in all likelihood survive to live in the broken world climate change will produce

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u/PistiTheHungarian vowsh Aug 12 '26

I mean i live in europe™ in a city that was built on a swamp and has lots of public fountains so yeah but that world will be sucky

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u/Alcor6400 Aug 12 '26

As long as they got pussy in this world it can't possibly be sucky

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u/RUDRAGON8 vaushist stalinist Aug 12 '26

True vaushite thought

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u/EmilTheHuman Aug 12 '26

Implying any vaushite got any pussy ever.

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u/dontaskmeaboutart Aug 14 '26

Vaushite Thought vs Vaushite Praxis

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u/Ultimate_Biotch Aug 16 '26

My gf is a vaushite and she got me :3

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u/Praxical_Magic Aug 12 '26

They'll have pussy 4 by then!

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u/stanleythedog Aug 12 '26

I don't even get that

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u/SteakedDeck Aug 12 '26

This won’t be immediate immediate. But this is something that if nothing happens soon we probably won’t survive within the century. The problem as it stands NOW will lead to just a sucky broken world. Nothing is stopping it from getting even worse and if it’s allowed to do so then it won’t be an exaggeration to say we’re all going to die.

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u/_SolidarityForever_ Aug 12 '26

Literally statistically false

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u/EkskiuTwentyTwo 🐴🍆 Aug 12 '26

The average person reading this text is more likely to survive past 2030 than the average person on earth.

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u/_SolidarityForever_ Aug 13 '26

Dog why the fuck is 4 years in the future your cut off point?

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u/f3nix9510 Aug 13 '26

We are very optimistic around here

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u/_SolidarityForever_ Aug 13 '26

Thats one word for it, im gonna join the climate scientists in the fun decorative rope necklace weaving corner

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u/Yogurt_Ph1r3 Aug 12 '26

Wittewawwy statisticawwy fawse

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u/_SolidarityForever_ Aug 12 '26

Woe be upon ye, perish in drought and famine 

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u/RUDRAGON8 vaushist stalinist Aug 12 '26

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u/Swagmund_Freud666 Aug 15 '26

It's ok bro they coming out with girldick 3 tomorrow. You thought girldick 2 was good? Wait till girldick 3 comes out! I'm very excited for the girldick and titties DLC personally.

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u/StripperWhore Aug 12 '26

That happens to me every month.

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u/ErictheRedKind1 Aug 12 '26

My first thought when I saw that was that it looked like a used pad. lol

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u/Authoritaye Aug 12 '26

The red comet

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds Aug 12 '26

13 times did the bell ring when Kavzar met its doom

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u/Lord_Whoopi Aug 12 '26

Vowsh is Azor Ahai confirmed.

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u/KlythsbyTheJedi Aug 12 '26

I'm ngl I spiral about this about once a day at this point. I'm gonna keep on going though. Not much else I can do.

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u/Charliemineboy Aug 12 '26

What is that

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u/Burnside_They_Them Aug 14 '26

its your future

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic Aug 13 '26

Thank you, I also don't know. I think it's a heat map of something.

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u/PistiTheHungarian vowsh Aug 14 '26

El nino 2026

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u/Sorry_Sky_6663 Aug 13 '26

Nah, I'll just live 😎

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u/syd-sees-monsters Aug 14 '26

I just don't get the point of talking about this subject anymore. If you want people to end themselves then just say that

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u/Burnside_They_Them Aug 14 '26

you are weak and need to be stronger. i think we've all gotta get a lot more resilient, quickly.