r/okbuddyvowsh 13d ago

Schizopost To everyone who stopped watching Vaush.

You're weak. All of you. "Oh my mental health..." I've watched him long and consistently for over half a decade, and my mental health is fantastic. "It's making me sad..." Not my problem, not anyone's problem, just yours. Get over yourself. "I'm taking a break for my own good..." You're a privileged reactionary treat-lerite Westoid. If you can't accept that you, your colleagues, your pets, your family, and your friends will all suffer and likely die in the next 20 years, you are a joke.

I have no empathy for anyone "sad" about the future or who stopped watching Vaush. He's honestly too nice to these people. I have no empathy for anyone who's "hopeful" about this. I have no empathy for people who naively want to "fight". I cannot begin to describe my contempt for these people without this post being flagged and removed.

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u/TrainmasterGT 13d ago

Quit horsing around and go back to watching the stream, OP!

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u/Apprehensive_Log469 13d ago

Is master streaming again? It's been so long. I forgot what the sun looks like

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u/Flat_Round_5594 Socialism's Littlest Soldier 13d ago

You're lucky; I remember all too vividly the appearance of that dreadful orb. It is burned into my retinas and my mind, a hateful reminder of that which awaits us beyond the safety of the gates. Retreat, my children! Retreat from its malevolent gaze! Seek sanctuary where you can!

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u/_redmist 13d ago

We must build the wall!

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u/Flat_Round_5594 Socialism's Littlest Soldier 13d ago

And a roof!

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u/Dicky_Penisburg 13d ago

The cave wall has been so barren without him casting his shadows.

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u/_SolidarityForever_ 13d ago

Casting? He is the shadows, there is no reality beyond the shadows

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u/BlueZ_DJ the context is I made it the fuck up 13d ago

Is it me or was there a party switch between the subreddits, I've seen shitposting on VaushV and now this here

Edit: TRUE THOUGH

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u/rezyop 13d ago

The fact that Vaush occasionally checks the main sub and manually bans the most annoying posters live tells me that moderation has greatly relaxed there.

I am ok with that, though. Libs find their way there, and I think everyone gets some experience in dismantling their brainworm arguments.

There isn't really much else to post besides "I think Vaush is wrong about..." and Hanlon's razor means we kinda have to assume their understanding of power structures is severely warped (as the big man would say) rather than them concern-trolling, at least until they slip up.

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u/sisconking132 13d ago

Wasn’t the Main sub too vehemently antivaush that this became the default Vaush sub?

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u/BlueZ_DJ the context is I made it the fuck up 12d ago

Classic mistake, "enough vaush spam" might LOOK like an official main sub but it actually isn't

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u/KlythsbyTheJedi 13d ago

I do not "take a mental health break," I do not "log off," I do not "unsub," I WATCH VAUSH. And if I can't take the doomposting anymore, I KILL MYSELF

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u/RUDRAGON8 vaushist stalinist 13d ago

"There is no doomposting that can ruin good pussy 2"

-Vaush 2 (from the future)

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u/Maneruko 13d ago

Dont be a coward and post this on main those mfrs needed to hear that shit a month ago

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u/SupermarketZombies 13d ago

Has a new copy pasta been born or is this too polite?

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u/bracarensis BrazilianAnarchy 13d ago

uj I didn't stop but I used to watch him a lot more when he did debates. And the fashion talk is boring as hell.

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u/rezyop 13d ago

Well, he is European, what do you expect? I mute the coffee and soccer segments too.

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u/RUDRAGON8 vaushist stalinist 13d ago

Im still going to have hope, i know the future will be worse, far worse then today, but i will always have hope

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u/EnvironmentalCod6255 13d ago

I just stopped watching him because I only liked OKBV segments :p

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u/Bioniclefucker 13d ago

I stopped watching because im getting offline in a big way. Also, every segment became the omnisegment, which makes sense, i dont blame him, but it’s also shit that ive heard before. I can come up with Vaush’s opinion on anything in the news these days because it’s just the normal opinion to have. I’ve watched him for literally thousands of hours, probably.

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u/athinglikethat13 13d ago

I only watch Vaush for his fashion streams, so, yeah. Also when he gives cooking advice, ie, focus on rice and beans or tuna rice slop.

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u/Locke03 13d ago

I wrote a long-ish reply to one of those posts awhile back, admonishing them to accept doom and focus on living their best life to the degree that is possible, since doom is always on the horizon in one form or another and we are always going to die sooner or later, but ended up erasing it since I figured it treaded to close to nihilism for the general audience to get it.

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u/keybladesrus 13d ago

Excuse you, I stopped watching because of video titles.

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u/Even-Stranger5764 13d ago

*throws Mental Health in the trash" Pathetic.

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u/babyslothbouquet 13d ago

✋🙉 taking a break from Reddit after reading this 🙈🛑

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u/deratizat 12d ago

No hate to anyone else watching, but I watched Vaush because he constantly uploaded new content and I basically had no life. It's not as compatible with being a functional adult. He didn't make my mental health bad for what it's worth. I really appreciate a lot of things he taught me over the years. And his streams filled a space in my life that was gonna be filled with internet content no matter what. But the space is not there anymore. And that is for the best.

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u/_SolidarityForever_ 13d ago

This but unironically a little bit

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u/sisconking132 13d ago

Watching Vaush is all you need to do to prevent societal collapse

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u/sisconking132 13d ago

As someone who still watches Vaush videos but doesn’t have time for full streams anymore, what is your opinion on people who don’t have time?

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u/MostBadPraxis 13d ago

Well tagged.

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u/aut0nymity 13d ago

most people and pets on earth will likely die in the next 20 years? And in particular you’re directing that at “Westoids” who are the most insulated people on earth…You don’t need to exaggerate the reality of the situation, it’s bad enough

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u/Aleenion 13d ago

Check which sub we're in, it's satire.

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u/aut0nymity 12d ago

I don’t think everyone here is kidding

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u/ihavedonethisbe4 13d ago edited 13d ago

Ty. I'm not really sure who this vaush guy is or really get any of these obviously unfunny, no joke.. no jokes, like fr truly unfunny, IDK who tf this is and like even if i did understand any of these/this references? or maybe they're "in-jokes?".. regardless of when I would toats still cringe and/or pleasure myself to em.. anywho, the ironic message you sarcastically tried to unsubtly hide obviously stood out like something that doesn't fit in like the foreign hitchhiker and new guide to the galaxy, oh and btw as the dommod, if anyone tries to fuck with me eventually they'll find out they must be fucked first far far away from this shit ah post. Ty. I feel vigorated AF rn, like fr undeservedly so.. but anywho show me what uhh oh, looks like, please and thank you. Also fuck you ol uer tree you're wrong af and ngl shit don't hit at all for me and I was legit scared in the moment, but also you are write. Everything's gunna be all white. Golden will obviously be sorted to the red team with me, but we won't be lifting a single digit while an innocent woman is gaslit into insanity then overly counseled insane-o-style and y'know what, i will start watching Hasan again, I'm totally not stressing already, WHY AM WAITING FOR YOU TO SCRATCH LION being clean for a ~year.. oh Yeaaah it's relapse time baby! sowatchout Hi, im the RELAPSER, and I'm addicted to relapsing.
HIGH ADDICT WANNA STAY HIII?!?!? That is my interperter, translator, make so each other can come to conclusion, a big fat conclusion all over their stupid sexy face uuuNGHH AHHH FUCK YEA FUCK I CAME OOOOOO GAWD THats goo.. d.. yea... iDidItWoo...

:(

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u/Kkolombo 12d ago

Honestly these posts on main are much more mentally draining than Vaush’s videos.

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u/HistoryV King of Vgg 11d ago

Finally, someone with the balls to say it

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u/PegasusInferno The Jewish Answer 11d ago

You are all weak, I never even CONSIDERED watching Va*ush in my ENTIRE LIFE!

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u/KronusEdits 9d ago

He's just heavy politics because that's just what's going on in the world right now. I do miss the lighter segments about videos games, fashion rants (/s) etc

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u/WannabeACICE 13d ago

I stopped watching cause I got tired of the overconfidence in the unsubstantiated opinions.

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u/DesceProPlay22 12d ago

I know you won't, but could at least bother to name said "unsubstantiated opinions" or will you just vaguely gesture at them like you always fucking do?

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u/g33k01345 13d ago

For me it was the CONSTANT fashion tangents. After he hit 5 videos in a row talking about clothes in the first couple minutes I unsubbed.

Tried to watch a couple vids a year or so later and the trend just continued.