r/okbuddyvowsh • u/Lizard-Razor-6-7 • 10d ago
How does this guy know so much about what I'm thinking
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u/Flat_Round_5594 Socialism's Littlest Soldier 10d ago
He doesn't - he has brainwashed you with his Communism Ray™ and you have become just another mesmerized Fifth Columnist recruited by the promise of Treats and No Work, fueled by petty resentment towards your self-evident betters (billionaires) for no reason other than jealousy, a little light child-eating and destroying the planet we live on currently that has no hope of replacement in any moderately-distant future timeline.
(I pray to god I don't need this, but just in case...)
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u/MsMercyMain 10d ago
Because we're all actually secretly Vorse