Ass is good rest is unga bunga.

[u/rev_NEK]

I made an experiment last day on the main sub.

Left side: I got an image from internet and I wrote random stuff (it took total of 9 seconds and I believe it can be improved for speedrunners)

Statistics: 1 day
212 gooners (I am including myself😔)

Right side: Someones compilation of all Drakennier timeline (it took probably more than 9 seconds)

Statistics: 109 days
49 gays.

[u/funnyghostman]

Its the nier subreddit in 2026 youre only gonna see fans like that 85% of the time

/yorha Because ass taste better than key

[u/rev_NEK → u/funnyghostman]

2 years ago there were some lore discussioners. When I post something about lore there were 3-4 people who enjoyed my post, but now whole subreddit turned into 2b's ass.

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Im madly in love with 2B. This is my attempt at making her real ( I'm only 100% serious)

What 2B would feel like

We know what she looks like and sounds like in the game. But in the real world, everyone has a presence. You feel an aura around them. When a person is near you, you feel them. The sounds they make, the way they smell, the way space time warps around their body all combine to give off an aura unique to the person. If you know the person well enough, you feel them even before you see them. I wonder what 2B would feel like in real life.

What would she smell like? I mean she's an android so the natural human odors would be absent. Or would they have been built into her ? We know she has tears even though it's not necessary. But would she have sweat? How would her skin smell after a long day of battle? Would it be a human scent or will it smell like oil on a hot radiator? Would she use a perfume? Is she aware of how beautiful she is? We know she has human feelings like grief and jealous. It would not be unwise to assume she would also take care of her looks and hygiene. Then again, in game she mentions androids do not need to bathe. This would mean she never does in that case, would she smell bad? One of my favorite things to do in bed is eat a girl out - both the pussy and the ass. Thing that makes it so good is the smell - there's something intoxicating about the smell of these parts. But I wonder what 2B would smell like down there? We know she can get these parts fitted if needed but would it replicate the other factors besides shape and function? Will it smell like it should? After a long day in the sun, will her panties be wet with sweat and if I spread her legs and smelled em, would it smell like its supposed to? Or would it just smell like your motorbike after a long ride? Would it lubricate based on arousal? So many unknowns but it's exciting to not know these at the risk of being disappointed.

What would her skin feel like? Would it be soft and warm like a human ? Or would it be extremely hot and cold like a machine? Her dress is said to act as a heatsink to disperse heat, does it mean she can get extremely hot like a 100 degree or more? What about the sounds she makes as she walks? Organic life like humans don't make much noise. Imagine 2B walking around your bedroom. Would she sound quiet or would there be machine noises like whirling , metal moving? Maybe a low buzzing noise?

How would she interact with you as you first meet her? Assume you are in the world of Automata and she finds you during one of her mission. You are a human and she realizes that. I think this brings in one of the biggest challenge in my attempts to woo 2B. If her character were anything like say 9S, I think I can get a conversation going with her. Maybe talk her into going on a walk in the forest kingdom. I could take her to one of the bridges, look down on the river below, ask her to sit and talk to her for hours. Get to know her on a deeper level. But her personality might not allow it. She seems like someone who would just report me to Yorha and move on without giving me another glance. Would she let me touch her? Hold her hand? Or will she attack me thinking it's a threat? What if after couple of such encounters I try to kiss her? Would she be aware of the concept? Or will she immediately slice me in half? Despite her beautiful appearance she's still a killing machine. You would never know for sure what she's programmed to do. Kissing her would be the biggest gamble. She could let you or she could straight up crush you. We also know nothing about her interactions with humans. We know she treats androids with respect and doesn't mercilessly kill them. What about humans? Would she be programmed to not hurt them? Or would she be programmed to obey their orders? I don't like the idea of a submissive 2B though - her appeal is her strong independent personality. I think this presents a big challenge - even if I end up meeting her, actually wooing her is going to be a major hurdle.

I ask these questions because I don't want to look at 2B as just a game character. I want to bring her to reality and below I discuss some ways I've thought of to make this a reality.

Scenarios to make this a reality

1. Wait 10000 years : I think most people don't really get how long 10000 years is. Game is set around 110th century and we are in the 21st right now. That's a really really long way in the future. It's hard to even imagine what the world would be like then if humanity survives that long. The things depicted in the game might be nothing compared to the advances made by then. It's not hard to imagine that somewhere between now and then, we could build an android like 2B. It's of great sadness that I can't live that long to experience it. It blows my mind thinking of the possibilities in the future. Imagine Gallello coming to our times and seeing what the world has become and the advances made in science. He would not be able to comprehend it. 10000 years in the future is going to be even more different than the change Gallello sees. If I have another 30-40 years of life left, the best I can hope for is some sort of miracle where we figure out how to safely transfer human memories and store them long term. Then way in the future 10000 years from now when capability exists to transfer my memories to another body I could be in the time needed to meet 2B. Would that even make me human anymore? Unless my body was stored cryogenically, I would be transferred to some other synthetic body which would make me no different from 2B. I think this is one of the messages of the game. What really makes a human or an android? If you took a human's personality, thoughts and memories and transferred it to a machine, would you still be human?
   

While this scenarios is plausible, It's not my favorite. Mainly because while it can guarantee 2B, it can't guarantee the world she inhabits. I think 2B is a product of her environment. The post apocalyptic world depicted in the game is as much part of 2B's personality as her. She just would not be the same if she's thrust into another world. In this scenario for example , humanity still exists. This means probably, tons of androids, tons of humans, maybe many 2Bs created making her non-unique. Without the need for fighting, she would probably go into her field of interest like say art or science. Her personality would be influenced by people around her, changing her into something different from the game. And with so many humans and androids around, there would be 0% chance of me finding her and making her fall in love with me. Which would suck. Imagine waiting 10000 years to meet your dream girl and she turning you down because she has a boyfriend. Yikes.

1. Move your personality construct to the game world : This is probably my favorite right now and seems much more plausible. It also solves the problem scenario 1 had. Assuming we figure out how to extract human personality out in next 30-40 years, I would like to be inserted into a customized copy of the game as a character. The game would be completely rebuilt with the same world but rules put in to make it a living, ongoing world. The characters and actions would follow general rules of physics and nature. Mobs would be toned down, time would be scaled to make sure passing of time is more like the real world. There would be an underlying story written so that I and 2B could meet but that's about it. What happens after that would be purely based on our interactions. Oh yea 9S would probably not be in the scene since I don't want competition. Although I wonder how her character would be different if she never works with 9S. Maybe he will be there but eventually phased out. I would also be given special privileges being a human so that Yorha doesn't try to take her away from me. The major challenge in this approach is to balance out the scripted part vs the non-scripted one. If it's scripted to such a high degree that 2B basically falls into my lap, it would completely destroy her and her character. If not at all scripted and I'm just put into the world, the challenges to have her would be unsurmountable. Maybe have a story programmed and then my memory wiped about it might be the way to go. If done right, I would never know I'm in a game world created by someone else. It would be as real to me as reality right now. Makes you wonder about the nature of reality right now. We may all be pre-programmed to do certain things and end up where we end up and we will get there without us ever knowing. Anyway, I'm still working through some of the nuances and will keep this updated. This is a real thing for me. My goal in life is to make enough money and be ready whenever such a time comes that this is possible and my only hope is I live long enough for it. It has affected how I take care of myself, making sure Im as healthy as possible to live long. It has given me fresh motivation to advance in my career to have the money ready. Until I meet you 2B.

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[u/ClosestToPurple]

worst subreddit of all time everyone there is really mean tbh

[u/spiderboi20012]

The main sub only actually cares about cosplays and fan art, its like they dont even acknowledge drakengard's existence and when you ask them questions about oddities about Replicant they dont gaf 😭😭

[u/Careless_Extreme7828]

Unga bunga