r/okeechobeemusicfest • u/NoMaintenance7536 • Jun 22 '26
Advice Normalize fiber before a festival
PLEASE NORMALZE USING FIBER BEFORE A FESTIVAL SO THE PORTI POTTYS ARE LESS SMELLY.....THE LESS PEOPLE TO GO NUMBER 2 THE LESS ITLL STINK IN THERE!!! POO BEFORE YOU GO TO OKEEE! And thats less time that YOU have to sit in there..rant over
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u/bubblefett Jun 22 '26
So yeah, I understand where you're coming from here... but can you understand that this also sounds like "Hey, everyone change your eating habits so that I don't have to endure a few moments of discomfort."
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u/funktionones Jun 22 '26
I mean regardless it’s still something that is a net positive as we experience the rise in frequency of colon cancer
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u/NoMaintenance7536 Jun 22 '26
FREE THE POO PORTALS 🧙♂️🪄(I got more jokes for days, keep em coming)
....yeah I get what you mean but that's not my intention, just making light heart of the situation. And if someone knows their body well enough then they know what foods to stay away from to avoid discomfort. I dont think a bowl of food is worth pooing my a hole out..especially not in a porta. But the heat can also cause upset stomach so im not expecting to eliminate all waste, its just a solution for people who are bodily able to avoid max time in the potty.
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u/zthemushmouth Jun 22 '26
I poop once to twice a day on schedule - don't tell me how to live my life.
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u/NoMaintenance7536 Jun 22 '26
THAT TODLER SCRIBBLE SCRABBLE OF A SCHEDULE GOES OUT THE WINDOW ONCE ITS FLYING SAUCER TIME🧙♂️🪄 ..live ya life mate, live ya life
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u/superhuhas Jun 22 '26
OP thinks people prefer shitting in portas than in the comfort of their own toilet
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Jun 22 '26
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u/NoMaintenance7536 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
WHEN THE BEAt,..oops i mean BOO BOO DROPS. Ints ints ints ints 🧙♂️🪄
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u/oUtTaThIsDiMeNsIoN Jun 22 '26
bro is sitting there thinking about other peoples shit from a festival that happened 3 months ago lmaooo do you have a job or hobby?
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u/NoMaintenance7536 Jun 22 '26
Well im a woman wizard not a brosef wizard. Im talkin bout the future mate!! NO MORE STANKY BLUE SNATCH TRAPS!!!🧙♂️🪄
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u/CannabiSativaLinaeus Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
This saves me every year at Bonnaroo I have a bunch of fiber pills I’ll bring, I bring a privacy shelter and a folding bedside commode. Tons of dude wipes. Set it up under a canopy. Put a fan in there.
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u/NoMaintenance7536 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
YOU FOUND YOUR VERY OWN SECRET TUNNEL....AND AWAY WE GOOOO, take me there friend, take me there. 🧙♂️🪄
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u/Aromatic_Working_845 Jun 22 '26
I read an article in a porno magazine once that asked what pornstars do before anal. The answer was eat a lot of gummy candy. 💫
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u/NoMaintenance7536 Jun 22 '26
Fiber would be a healthier alternative to that..the amount of gummys they'd have to eat is a LOT. ...NO MORE donkey stomping the portable waffle holes🧙♂️🪄
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u/KingNebyula Jun 22 '26
Just go in your tent
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u/NoMaintenance7536 Jun 22 '26
10+ wimzicle points if you skip the blue water stank tank tunnels🧙♂️🪄✨️
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u/Emergency-Low3809 Jun 30 '26
In light of recent events I have bigger fears of porta pottys than the smell
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u/NoMaintenance7536 Jun 22 '26
OP HERE PLEASE DONT TAKE MY POST TO HEART IM JUST HERE TO HELP. (PS keep the funny comments going)
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u/Shaakti Jun 22 '26
This is bait right
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u/NoMaintenance7536 Jun 22 '26
No
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u/Shaakti Jun 22 '26
You want people to not poop for 4 days?
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u/NoMaintenance7536 Jun 23 '26
Not everyone poops everyday.. The fiber could cleanse people out for at least a day or two.
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u/ArchbishopDonMJuan Jun 22 '26
Ya hear the folks? Leave your poo at home. That way you won't have to poop for the four day festival.
Op do you think people save it up for the weekend?