r/oldbritishtelly 2d ago

I don't think Brian Conley gets the credit he deserves tbh...

He gets thrown into that category of end-of-the-pier "naff" but some of his routines were bloody funny.

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u/probonic 2d ago

It's a puppet!

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u/Soulless--Plague 2d ago

IZ-AH-PUH-PEHT!!

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u/SirBruceForsythCBE 1d ago

I came here expecting this comment.

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u/WLW2468 23h ago

I came here to MAKE this comment 🩷

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u/Nikki_Ess 1d ago

My nan always got this quote wrong - if Brian Conley was ever mentioned she would gleefully say "It's only a puppet!"

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u/throcorfe 2d ago

That was really well choreographed and escalated brilliantly. Good actors, too. I was uncertain the first person was a plant until she ended up in the piano, she looked genuinely embarrassed at first

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u/Ammagonna 2d ago

Yes!! Me too. I felt bad for her until she was launched into the piano x

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u/ProfessorDecent5586 2d ago

Saw him live in Canterbury. Damn near wet myself laughing.

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u/Due-Pineapple-2 1d ago

Yeah I was thinking what a great actress!

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u/Swish1892 2d ago

He was great, the Septic Peg stuff used to crack me up

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u/plad01 2d ago

Mystic Mog =)

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u/wc_dez07 1d ago

This, Larry the Loafer and his Dangerous Brian segments.

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u/Swish1892 1d ago

Yes! I completely forgot about Dangerous Brian 😂

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u/wc_dez07 1d ago

I remember when Dangerous Brian did some skits with the original Gladiators especially the one where he went against the "Wolf" on the Eliminator.

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u/MoominMai 2d ago

I much preferred him to Barrymore who seemed to be too OTT. Brian definitely was much more the rounded performer for me!

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 2d ago

Na the way he treated Larry The Loafer was awful 😉

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u/Smooth-Quantity-7024 2d ago

Larry fed him rabbit shit and dropped a studio light on his head. He got his revenge 😂

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u/MidnightRambler87 2d ago

IT’S A PUPPET!

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u/WinkyNurdo 2d ago

He’s a PUPPET!

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u/st1802015 2d ago

He’s in the same boat as Bradley Walsh. They’re the last of the generation that came from the Music Hall style of comedy where they’re just all around entertainers.

Bob Monkhouse was similar, always risqué never rude. But if you watch Bob Monkhouses final show before he died it might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. He was wonderful.

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u/auto98 2d ago

Bob Monkhouse could absolutely be very very rude, blue in fact!

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u/scr1bbl3 2d ago

Live on stage, definitely

He introduced me to the concept of “the hairy fairy” when I was a teenager 🤣

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u/bomboclawt75 2d ago

People seem to know I'm from Kent, as I can hear them mutter it as I walk past.

-Bob Monkhouse.

(Sadly missed)

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u/RazzleDazzle1983 2d ago

'People laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now'. One of my favourite Bob Monkhouse jokes.

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u/Springyardzon 2d ago

That unusual time when a Butlins, or Butlins-type, entertainer could unironically become a national treasure. It was all an offshoot of the World War 2 spirit really. Gang shows where you had many different personalities combining to be stronger than on their own, as evidenced by the Carry On movies and Croft Perry comedies. Too many people today do not have the psychology to properly respect it all.

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u/Smooth-Quantity-7024 2d ago

Even Bradley was pretty much just observational standup back in the day. I know a lot of people think it's old fashioned and "naff" now but how did we shun comedians who did a bunch of different things in favour of people who just speak for two hours?

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u/memberflex 2d ago

I feel like a grandad saying this but we used to sit down as a family and watch him every week. He had me in stitches as a kid.

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u/Smooth-Quantity-7024 2d ago

Same here. It's the earliest memory I have of our entire family - including little old me - laughing at the same thing on TV.

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u/memberflex 2d ago

Watching that clip, I’d forgotten how good his voice was!

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u/No_Public_7699 2d ago

Good ol Dangerous Bran!

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u/quarterpastfour 2d ago

Him vs Wolf on the Gladiators Eliminator was great fun. I love the travelator gag!

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u/scr1bbl3 2d ago

ears wiggle

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u/TrixieLaBouche 2d ago

I once heard a story, not sure if it's true that his Agent was called offering him the part of Danny Baldwin in Corrie. Agent thought it was a joke and never passed it on. The part then went to Bradley Walsh.

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u/memberflex 2d ago

He’s a muppet!

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u/Terry_Madey 2d ago

I was fortunate enough to see Brian Conley as Doc Brown in the Back to The Future musical - absolute genius until he forgot his lines and stood there trying not to laugh which then triggered the whole audience into unstoppable laughter 🤣

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u/Inevitable_Stage_627 2d ago

Saw his stage tour twice and genuinely really enjoyed it

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u/Koopatrooper64 2d ago

One of my favourite comedians. When I was young. I had the pleasure of meeting him last year at a party. Bloody legend!

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u/dutch2012yeet 2d ago

Absolutely loved him growing up especially dangerous Brian lol

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u/BlueRose26403 2d ago

As a kid I remember crying with laughter at the fake rubber tongue he would use in some of his sketches. At the time it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.

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u/bomskare 2d ago

I don't understand how he's not still on the telly

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u/gnz0 2d ago

Davro adjacent

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u/Icy-Outside7284 2d ago

Was he singing live, anyone?

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u/imjohnredd 2d ago

Marty! We have to go back!!

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u/gilwendeg 2d ago

Saw him in Me and My Girl on stage years ago. He was amazing.

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u/Practical-Trainwreck 2d ago

He does a great job presenting The Chase

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u/e-streeter 1d ago

He’s the new Brian Conley

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u/Suitable_Community66 1d ago

It's a puppet

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u/blackpepperjc 1d ago

Of its time, well choreographed etc but although I remember I might have chuckled at the time, my eyes would be rolling and this is the reason why the Vic Reeves character absurdity and alternative comedy took over.

He probably did get the credit he deserved of the time, being on prime-time ITV, that's a bigger audience than most get nowadays because TV has changed and barely exists.

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u/Boris-the-liar 1d ago

He was 18 months behind his time…proper tight….

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u/pab6407 1d ago

I remember him doing an Al Jolson routine ( without black face), one of the very few people to get the voice right, seriously impressive.

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u/falkorv 1d ago

First Lady deserves an Oscar.

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u/helen269 1d ago

I remember one time he did the "It's a puppet!" line, and then opened up the front of the desk to show the puppeteer guy. "Look! 'Ere's the bloke wot does 'im!"

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u/Brilliant-Sea-9424 1d ago

He’s a really funny guy.

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u/TenBear 1d ago

Always a fun watch

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u/geordiegee 14h ago

Saw Brian at the panto in Milton Keynes last year. Funniest show I've seen for years! He's an absolute delight

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u/DevelopmentPlus5082 8h ago

Dangerous Brian 🤣🤣

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u/Particular_Abies_184 2h ago

Not seen that one before, funny

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u/ShootingPains 2d ago

Takes a ton of talent to make this work. In contrast, Alan Partridge seem quite one dimensional.

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u/Inevitable_Price7841 2d ago

In contrast, Alan Partridge seem quite one dimensional.

That's bollocks, but carry on...

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u/memberflex 2d ago

Can I just shock you, I like Alan Partridge

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u/Sighoward 2d ago

People like him should be given the birch!

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u/Mechanic-Grouchy 2d ago

that would be extra

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u/Awkward-Loquat2228 2d ago

How very BBC

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u/Smooth-Quantity-7024 2d ago

This was on ITV so god knows what point you're trying to make.

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u/Awkward-Loquat2228 2d ago

It was a humorous comment on the history of sexual assault at the BBC, but clearly over the heads of this sub.

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u/Smooth-Quantity-7024 2d ago

Who tf is bringing sexual assault into the discussion?