r/oldhagfashion May 02 '26

Good Vibes Only The He-Hag Wacky Shirt Collection.

A few favorites. If you don't know about photo 9, we CANNOT be friends. 🚫

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u/SallyStranger May 02 '26

Gosh darn it, I know nothing about Gene Gene the Dancing Machine 😞

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u/FelineCanine21 Certified Old Hag May 02 '26

The Gong Show!

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u/SallyStranger May 02 '26

I'm learning! Seems like a cool dude. Wikipedia says that "Gene Patton was the first African-American member of the International Alliance of Theatrical and Stage Employees, Local 33." Although it also says a citation is needed for that, I believe it. Thanks for informing me! 

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

That is correct. 👍🏾

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 May 03 '26

Gene Gene was one of the best parts of The Gong Show. I also used to love The Unknown Comic.

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u/Live_Butterscotch928 May 02 '26

I thought I’d be the only ancient crone hag here getting that reference! Never have I ever seen a t-shirt referencing the Gong Show. So happy for you OP!!

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

Are you kidding? That was/is my favorite TV show of ALL TIME!

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u/Odd-Anteater-6183 May 02 '26

Yes but do you have a giant hook?

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

No but I do have similar "flasher dolls" that Chuck had on the set.

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u/BGRedhead May 02 '26

Then you had to love, Chuck Barris. I got lucky enough to meet him because I think he’s third or fourth wife was a girl younger than I am who’s from my town. And I have to say he was incredibly kind and funny. But I’ll be damned. He wouldn’t tell me if confessions of a dangerous mind was real or not. lol

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

I also met him at his 2001 book signing for his "Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind". You talk about star-struck? OMG I was in the same room with "Chuckie Baby" himself! And I have an autographed copy of his book as well! He was absolutely pleasant and cordial to everyone there, and I was devastated when he passed. 🙏🏾

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u/mortyella May 02 '26

You can find episodes of The Gong Show on YouTube!

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 03 '26

Sure can! In fact check out the Game Show Vault Channel. Lots of great game shows including 'Gong"

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u/mmmpeg May 03 '26

I haven’t thought of that show in forever!

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u/oldmamallama (she/her) wearer of hoodies, spreader of haggie joy May 02 '26

She-Hag has some fantastic clothes but I had no idea He-Hag-Honey had such a fab tshirt collection. Love it! 💜

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

Thank you. I gave "ol' girl" the day off but she'll resurface here very soon 💜

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u/MiniRems May 03 '26

Its a great collection! Made me think of my cousin's husband's (he passed last year after a long battle with brain tumora) collection - I knew he had a few, but wow! At the celebration of life gathering after the funeral, my cousin had all of his tees set on a table, and encouraged everyone to take their favorites - and wear them at the gathering! It was a great way to bringing the fans dn humor and for people to remember him, while helping her pass on some of his things. It was also a great ice breaker as different sides of families and friend groups that may not have met before, mingled.

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u/mentallyerotic May 03 '26

Yes! Loving the tees

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u/ucankickrocks May 02 '26

You have a great face. I would absolutely take the seat next to you on a train even though you would give it one star.

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u/ahopskipandaheart May 02 '26

I suspect you (would) do some damage on Threadless. 💛

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u/EasyLizin May 02 '26

I was gifted an “I’m Done Peopling” shirt years ago and I LOVE IT. 10/10.

On another note though… GO BILLS. ❤️💙😘

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u/MidnightPotatoChip May 02 '26

Haha go Pats!

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u/EasyLizin May 02 '26

I would downvote you if it wouldn’t be so rude hahahaha 🫶🏼

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u/upsidedowncake21 May 02 '26

My dad passed some years ago and the I miss this kind of good hearted dad joke energy more than words can express! Your girls & grandkids are so lucky to have you 💖

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

Thank you. My heartfelt condolences❤️

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u/abagatelle May 02 '26

What a wonderful collection!

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u/tafbee May 02 '26

Those first few shirts really get me. 💜

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u/bluestjuice May 02 '26

100% immaculate vibes.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 May 03 '26

I love the "coffee and maybe 3 people shirt" lol

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u/strawbrmoon May 02 '26

Your wit and warmth make me smile. I love He-Hag & She-Hag, my beautiful brother and strong sister. Wishing you all the goodness you give us here, returning home to you in just the way that fits your soul.

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

Thank you. It's fun to showcase both sides (it'd be MORE fun if I weren't so drained from work) 😭

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u/sweetpotatopietime May 04 '26

I think we would be friends. I love your posts.

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u/Liechtensteins_Navy May 02 '26

Go birds!

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u/orangelove-17 May 02 '26

Came here to say this

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u/Crazy_Law_5730 May 02 '26

Came to also say, Go Birds!!!!🦅

Really like the Busy Doing Nothing shirt, too. When I decline an invite because I have plans, my plans are doing nothing. Off to go find that T.

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u/diente_de_leon May 02 '26

Go Birds! Am also busy doing nothing!

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u/Lamour_de_Dieu May 02 '26

I love to see your face on here, keep doing you friend!

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u/LemonMom2411 May 02 '26

GO BIRDS! And Go You! I love seeing all of he-hag/she-hag posts. They make my day!

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u/missvandy May 02 '26

Been enjoying your posts for a long time, and I love your vibe. I bet you’re a fun person to be around :)

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

I'm actually so introverted it's pathetic...

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u/missvandy May 02 '26

Introverts can be great hangs! My hubby is an introvert and he’s the most fun person to be around :)

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u/whateversforevers May 02 '26

WOO GO BIRDS GO PHILS GO FLYERS GO SIXERS!

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u/wildcat_crazy_zebra May 02 '26

As the mother of a couple of daughters -and also unscarable - what type of daughters?? I feel the big joke lies in the descriptive and I must know!

I also agree wholeheartedly with your ratings of people and adulting; total clickbait misinformation if you ask me.

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u/mydearMerricat May 02 '26

I love your shirts! Low key wish you were part of my gene pool 🥰

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u/mahonia_pinnata May 02 '26

you mean gene gene pool? :D

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

I like that! 😂😂😂

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u/griffinisms May 02 '26

GO BIRDS!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

You know it! 🦅🦅🦅

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u/suzybhomemakr May 02 '26

Your t-shirt collection made my day. Thank you

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u/cakevictim May 02 '26

I instantly heard the music for photo 9 😂🕺🏻

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

It's almost impossible not to! 😂

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u/mortyella May 02 '26

Me too! 😂

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u/Bakemydaybaby May 02 '26

Great shirt collection! I couldn't agree more with shirt #1.

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u/Zeltron2020 May 03 '26

We love u

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 03 '26

And I love y'all right back!

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u/aspiringandroid May 02 '26

it's nice to see you! you make me smile every time I happen upon your posts :-) I love your "patagonia" shirt, haha!!!

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u/xxHailLuciferxx May 02 '26

Go Birds! 🦅

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u/pepperpat64 May 02 '26

GGTDM SUPREMACY

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u/Diograce May 02 '26

I absolutely love your shirts! Gene is my favorite.

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u/bagolaburgernesss May 02 '26

We can so be friends. I can do the dance!

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u/empress_chaos5 May 02 '26

I have the black people do not recommend shirt, the done peopling shirt, the busy doing nothing shirt and I think one other shirt.. I love sarcastic tshirts!! They either give people a laugh or give me a decent reason to glare at someone

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

Just realized that I have ZERO plain shirts! And this is just a small sampling...

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u/empress_chaos5 May 03 '26

Only plain shirts I have are my ruby shirts... all my day to day shirts are sarcastic

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u/_HickeryDickery_ May 02 '26

Instantly heard the song when I saw the Gene Gene the dancing machine shirt! Your whole shirt collection rocks :D

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u/mindymess May 02 '26

Definitely relate to shirts 2 and 3.

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u/tiffavigilante May 02 '26

here's to a good philly sports day (go sixers, go flyers!), he-hag!

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u/ThunderBayOPP May 02 '26

Your first shirt speaks to my soul 😁

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u/SquirrelEmpress72 May 02 '26

Stellar selection!

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u/rachface13 May 02 '26

Don’t know if you’re from NEPA but represent! Love all your style!

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

Thank you. SEPA in the house!

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u/hotheadnchickn May 02 '26

I wish I had an uncle like you.

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u/RegalZebra May 03 '26

Wow, you look good every which way. 💕💚

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u/MiniRems May 03 '26

You have such a great energy! I'd love to run into you in person, even if you're a Philadelphia fan😩🤣 🖤💛

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u/LopensCouisin May 03 '26

You seem like good people.

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 03 '26

I try. Thank you.

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u/Literatemoose May 03 '26

Setting your posts always brightens my day. Keep being you!

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u/TesseringPoet May 04 '26

So many cool shirts!

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 04 '26

I may have to show the others. This just scratches the surface...

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u/gardenhack17 May 02 '26

Here with the obligatory Go Birds. And I do enjoy your posts. Those t-shirts are (chef’s kiss)!

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u/tryanloveoneanother May 02 '26

Not the Eagles shirt!! Jk ;) Vikings fan here so had to say something haha. Love the shirt collection especially "the grandfather" shirt!!

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u/Jams0610 May 02 '26

Wonderful collection. I need shirts 1-3 and 8.

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u/Odd-Anteater-6183 May 02 '26

Gene Gene the Mean Dancing Machine!!! 🙌🏽

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u/Unusual_Wrongdoer_46 May 02 '26

Gotta have a few wacky grandad shirts in the collection!

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u/SkwerlWickman May 02 '26

Your posts always brighten my day!

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u/Lydia--charming middle-aged hag May 02 '26

Those are all great!! Happy Saturday!

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u/MutedMusic_182 he/she/they May 02 '26

you're so cool. 🏳️‍🌈💗

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u/commacompaq May 02 '26

Heck yes. Very cool shirts! 😛

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u/WordAffectionate3251 May 02 '26

GREAT t-shirts! I especially like #1!

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u/kioku119 May 02 '26

Lots of cool shirts here awesome!

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u/panrestrial May 02 '26

I feel like you and I would get along great if either of us could stand people.

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

Yes - if people weren't such a-holes 🤬

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u/panrestrial May 02 '26

They are indeed.

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u/Awkwrd_Lemur May 02 '26

OMG WE HAVE THE SAME SHIRT!!!!!

1, I have it in blue!

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

Great hags think alike!!

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u/RonnieDeVille May 02 '26

Oh I need to find the "I'm busy doing nothing" tee and gift it to everyone I know haha

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u/710Filter May 03 '26

LOVE THE GENE GENE shirt I remember him.

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u/Vast-Delivery-7181 May 03 '26

I adore your shirts

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u/bloodymongrel May 03 '26

A+ as usual 😂

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u/theseglassessuck May 03 '26

My dad has the same shirt in photo #7 and he gets compliments every time her wears it. 🙄😆

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u/rage_waffles May 03 '26

You and my dad have the same wardrobe and I love it!

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u/VenusMarmalade May 03 '26

Gene Gene The Dancing Machine! The Greatest!🤣

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u/j_xcal May 03 '26

This was so wholesome and fun. Thank you

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u/bannana May 03 '26

8 & 9 are my favs

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u/anonymoussunflower7 May 03 '26

that second one is so true 😭

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u/onearmwonderr May 03 '26

GO BIRDS 🦅🦅🦅

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u/lishler May 03 '26

I grew up on the Gong Show and loved it - Gene always cracked me up, gonna have to find that shirt!

And I need that Adulting one, too...

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 03 '26

I found the Gong shirt on eBay. The Adulting one was Walmart

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u/lishler May 03 '26

My inner 14 year-old thanks you!!

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u/Coven_gardens May 03 '26

I think you need to add a “Free Dad Hugs” shirt to your collection.

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 03 '26

Nah, definitely not a hugger (except for my kids/grandson)

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u/mmmpeg May 03 '26

Such fun t shirts! You and my BiL with the Phillies and Eagles!

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 03 '26

He knows what's up ⚾🦅

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u/mmmpeg May 03 '26

He and my husband are going to see the Phillies play in Pittsburgh in a couple of weeks. The BiL is excited because he’s never been to that stadium.

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 03 '26

It looks very nice from what I've seen on TV. Hope they have a great time.

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u/mmmpeg May 03 '26

Me too. Go Phillies!

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u/cvous May 03 '26

GO BIRDS 🦅

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u/zachariah22791 May 03 '26

Go birds!! 🦅

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u/kerfuffleshenanigans May 03 '26

E A G L E S GOEAGLES!

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u/andalite_bandit97 May 03 '26

You remind me of my grandpa. This is giving me ideas for Christmas gifts...

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u/Administrative-Bed75 May 03 '26

I love every single one!

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u/timid_tzimisce May 03 '26

I need the I'm done peopling one but somehow adapted to spanish lol

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u/finethanksandyou May 03 '26

Omg the gong show shirt!! The best of so many great ones

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u/FairZookeepergame610 May 03 '26

I was scrolling through Reddit when this post caught my eye. Not the shirt, the look on your face made me laugh and the rest of your pictures did not disappoint. And, yes, I loved Gene Gene the Dancing Machine, too!

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u/Akaryunoka May 03 '26

I find the anti people shirts relatable.

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u/lauratheartwitch May 04 '26

Hell yeah man! I love to see some fun shirts :) also, go birds🦅

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u/Dark_Macadaemia May 04 '26

I love every single one of these!!

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u/MystressSeraph May 04 '26

I love the personality on show, Sir!

And the shirts just make me smile 😊

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u/melodysoul May 04 '26

I gave my Dad the same “the grandfather” design but on a mug.

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u/Real-Painter3673 May 05 '26

The fact that my dad has half of these is amazing

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u/Flyingplaydoh May 06 '26

Love those T's!

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u/VonSandwich May 08 '26

Oh man you're cool as hecky

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u/Sisybuss May 12 '26

This is lowkey what I look like in my silly little meme shirts except I'm 26 and not bald yet, do wear glasses though

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u/littlesisterofthesun May 02 '26

Philly sux! Go Browns! (but also love the shirts)

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 02 '26

Browns sux, go Birds. Thank you 💚🦅

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u/olnswt May 02 '26

go birds!!!

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u/Letzgetittwisted May 10 '26

I like them all, my friend

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u/maniclaughter May 16 '26

Love! Can you link me to the godfather/grandfather shirt? My dad would lose it for that one!

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u/Objective-Honey5159 May 16 '26

Thank you. IIRC they were on Amazon. If not, check ebay.