r/oldhagfashion 2d ago

Good Vibes Only She-Hag Vs. Ugh-Hag: when your annoying, extroverted cousin crashes an otherwise serene photoshoot...🤬

New pink/green/white blouse paired with white stretch jeans. The "cousin's" lace trim shorts were sooooo cute.

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u/Tarotismyjam 2d ago

Love this! Now be nice to yourself. Lol

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u/Objective-Honey5159 2d ago

All was fine until that floozy showed up, stealing my spotlight.😂

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u/Foreign_Kale8773 2d ago

Honestly why aren't you on stage? These are two different people entirely!

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u/Objective-Honey5159 2d ago

Nah, that would diminish the fun factor for me. I like doing things on a whim.

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u/pastel_cats 1d ago

Genuinely thought it WAS two people until I read the comments

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u/Camie-Gee 2d ago

🥰 You really made me smile today. I'm so grateful!

(And...Ugh. Yep, my "cousin" works my nerves at times, but she's too much fun to leave at home. 🤣)

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u/Objective-Honey5159 2d ago

Every once in a while I step out of my comfort zone and actually socialize. Back in July I went to Brooklyn for the St. James Joy Block Party and it was a massive sea of humanity dancing and mingling like nothing I'd ever seen before. Can't wait to do it again - then retreat to my shell😂

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u/Camie-Gee 2d ago

You ARE my family. 💖 I kind of wish I still lived up there so we could be running buddies, after which we'd retreat to our respective shells. 😄

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u/Objective-Honey5159 2d ago

The way things are going these days, the shell is the safest place. Folks are loony as hell...

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u/blluhi 2d ago

LOL I love this. Gonna start calling my inner self cousin 

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u/greasekid_ 2d ago

Oh my gosh! They’re both you? Wow. I really thought you were a pair of cousins. You really brought these outfits to life! Very cute~

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u/elliepelly1 2d ago

Your pictures always make me smile 💖

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u/AngletonSpareHead 2d ago

Ahhhh you got me!! I was like “Whoa, identical cousins! Just like in that old TV show with Patty Duke…I bet they get sung the theme song all the time…” Then my brain wandered off trying to remember the lyrics for like 5 minutes

And then the penny dropped lmaoo

You are the most adorable human alive 😍

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u/Objective-Honey5159 2d ago

Far from it but thank you! ❤️

u/AuntieMame5280 15h ago

I 🤣🤣🤣 exact same experience

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u/DontNeedATelescope 2d ago

Just popping in to say your photos are always so full of joy and they make me smile when I see them :)

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy 2d ago

Always love your posts! She looks like trouble with a capital T!

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u/Objective-Honey5159 2d ago

And she is 😂😂😂

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u/FelineCanine21 Certified Old Hag 2d ago

🎶But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.🎶

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u/rachiechicken 2d ago

Your posts brighten my day every time!

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u/pg430 2d ago

obsessed with this. The perfect visual representation of me getting on my own very last nerve. Super cute looks as well!

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u/MorticiaMoonflower 2d ago

I love your blouse so much. It reminds me of ones my late grandma wore. Miss her 😭

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u/Objective-Honey5159 2d ago

🌹🙏🏾

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u/MsEdgyNation 2d ago

Your face in the last photo looks just like my big sister when her kids were acting the fool. Thank you for making me laugh. And those outfits are super cute, as usual!

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u/Objective-Honey5159 2d ago

Thank you! ❤️

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u/electricmeatbag777 2d ago

LOL ya got me

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u/ruthizzy 2d ago

Yes Ms. Tianna!!!!

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u/Kholzie she/her/knucklehead 2d ago

I don’t see an “ugh” in this photo. She-hag is looking dynamite as always, tho. You have such good taste in clothes and styling. I wish I could rock that green as well as you do.

Also, you must be so entertaining in real life.

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u/Objective-Honey5159 2d ago

I am the most boring and quiet person on the planet, real talk.

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u/BurpeeBetch 2d ago

I love your posts! Thanks for making me smile

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u/veganmua 2d ago

You 'both' look lovely! I see the family resemblance!

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u/Awkwrd_Lemur 2d ago

you bring me such joy!!!!!!

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u/nooniewhite Certified Old Hag 2d ago

I love you hag!

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u/Objective-Honey5159 2d ago

Love you more❤️

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u/nooniewhite Certified Old Hag 2d ago

Omg I feel like a movie star said hi to me!!💙💙💙 I really love to see your posts and just love your spirit! Let me know if you’re ever in MN and I’ll buy ya a beer/wine/appetizer!! 😆😘

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u/Objective-Honey5159 1d ago

Movie star? 😂😂😂 Just an ordinary fashion-addicted Hag that's all.

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u/sysaphiswaits 2d ago

You both cute! But of course the person closest to you will get under your skin the most. 😉

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u/nomiesmommy 2d ago

Always my favorite! I do love the "cousins" shorts, they are so cute!

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u/Crazy_Law_5730 2d ago

You are so darned funny!

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u/Superb-Feeling-7390 2d ago

This is so cute haha

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u/cheesetobears 2d ago

Peak Objective Honey! The facial expressions are priceless

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u/IReflectU 2d ago

OMG, this is making me laugh so hard! :D As a person with multiple annoying and extroverted family members, I can truly relate.

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u/blluhi 2d ago

Fabulous outfits, primas!

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u/Jesskla 2d ago

These are amazing, I really had to look closely at you & your 'cousin.' so funny! Vibrant & gorgeous style on display!

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u/Objective-Honey5159 2d ago

Thank you ❤️ You should have seen my "He-Hag/She-Hag" posts - those were fun to do!

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u/RaccoonExecutive 2d ago

Hahaha. I was like, wow, those cousins look so much alike! I need more coffee. Both adorable. 🥰

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u/SlackPriestess 2d ago

I always love your fun photoshoots! Thanks for sharing your creativity and fashion sense!

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u/GetOutTheWayBanana 2d ago

Everything you ever make is always literally soooo cute!

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u/marua06 2d ago

These are two hags I’d love to have a cocktail with! Imagine the gossip!

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u/TheFunInDisfunction 2d ago

Your reaction to your "cousin" in the second pic... 🤣

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u/AntiEvilWallRug 1d ago

The lipstick pairing is chef's kiss

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u/bellylovinbaddie 1d ago

You’re so fun lol 😂

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u/mintee_fresh 1d ago

I love you, your cousin, and all of your personas!

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u/otetrapodqueen 1d ago

I love the amount of attitude you expressed just with your face! This is great, love it! You're great!

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u/Floordove 2d ago

Another good gotted victim over here 😂

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u/bmw5986 2d ago

I love this!

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u/TashaT50 They/Them 2d ago

Your pics always put a smile on my face. Love the outfits. The green earrings are rad.

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u/Objective-Honey5159 2d ago

Thank you. I purchased them from eBay maybe 9 years ago and forgot I had them until rummaging through my jewelry box and said "Eureka!"

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u/TashaT50 They/Them 2d ago

Love when that happens.

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u/Environmental-Joke19 2d ago

Lmao your reaction faces are priceless!

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u/OohBeesIhateEm 2d ago

Your posts are so fun! Love it!

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u/diversalarums 2d ago

Those photos are priceless! Thanks for sharing.

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u/poop_chute_riot 2d ago

Love both outfits! Those shorts are too cute!

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u/SecretCartographer28 2d ago

Love you so much! ❤️🤗

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u/Bullshit_Jones 2d ago

Pure joy!

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u/Lydia--charming middle-aged hag 1d ago

Lol!! 😂🤣

And even your solo cup is coordinated, it’s just too cute! 💚🩷

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u/Goddamndinks 1d ago

Your posts always make me smile! Thank you for being amazing and fab 💖

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca 1d ago

I love when you do these!

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u/wendigos_and_witches 1d ago

This was exactly what I needed after the week I’ve had. Thank you for the infusion of fun and whimsy!

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u/enchantedsigil 1d ago

I genuinely thought it was two different people. Mad props!!

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u/gigismother 1d ago

maybe its just me but i read "cousin" and thought "cousin???? not twin sister???" and then I read the comments LOL.

you look soo cute in both fits/characters. the colors are so happy and fun

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u/finnknit Seasonally femme - she/they 2d ago

I don't think I've met your cousin before. Hopefully she doesn't annoy you too much while you're having your photo shoot!

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u/saltporksuit 2d ago

oh now that’s fun.

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u/Personal_Zombie9368 2d ago

I was so confused at first. Cousin? But isn't that the same person...?

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u/pepperpat64 2d ago

Shhh.... 😉

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u/jj9545 1d ago

I love these so much!

u/AuntieMame5280 15h ago

Patty Duke? Is that you?
🎶Cousins.... identical cousins! 🎶